Phox: Yay! Chapter Twenty-Four brought to you by~ -ALL OF YOU-

Bobbay: Sorry for the delay.

Ashley: I have been busy with other stories.

Bobbay: We forgot to add this thingy in the last chapter but oh well. We're lazy. Enjoy this filler...

Phox: And now~ On with warnings:

Yaoi

Language

OOC & OC

MPREG

Read! At! Own! Risk!

Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan

Hidan yawned loudly, dragging his feet. He had been leading Kakuzu to his old village before they head for the temple. Kakuzu had stayed at his side, supporting him whilst feeling guilty for not giving Hidan a moment to rest. However it was the other male that refused to rest after they left the hideout early in the morning after the proposal. That was two days ago and now Kakuzu was desperate to get Hidan to rest.

"Hidan." He sighed, spinning around to face and stop the other, "We are going to rest now because..." He paused to think of a plausible reason for the bearer of his children, "I am starting to get tired."

"Tch! Why didn't you say so in the first place, fucker?" Hidan scoffed, heading off path, "There's this one small, cheap inn nearby." He shouted over his shoulder.

Kakuzu blinked in surprise; Hidan knew where something cheap was? He followed anyways, helping Hidan any time he stumbled in the underbrush. He was definitely tired but why he was being so stubborn about admitting it, Kakuzu did not know. He always made it a point to argue and whine about a place to rest or eat. Soon enough a building showed through the trees. In front of it where numerous hot springs which Hidan walked past without admiring it like Kakuzu had.

"Welcome, Jashinist." A doorman greeted.

Hidan gave a slight nod but ignored him past that as he headed for the front desk. He waited for Kakuzu to catch up. The miser had been admiring the dark decorations. Hidan elbowed him to gain his attention as a woman approached the desk. She was very pretty with short gray hair and bright red eyes. She wore a tight fitting shirt that helped draw attention to her fair sized bust.

"Welcome back Hidan." She smiled sweetly, "Is it just me or have you let yourself go?"

"It's just you." He growled, making her jump a bit.

"R-Right. So how many rooms and for what reason are you staying?" She glanced at Kakuzu.

"Just tired and hungry. One room, one bed. No questions asked although I do ask for privacy and a sacrifice." Kakuzu had never seen Hidan act so... cool and in command.

"Right... hot spring too?" She reached behind her to grab a key with a Jashinist symbol etched on it.

"Kakuzu?" Hidan glanced at him and he shrugged, "Yes, hot spring."

Kakuzu waited to hear how much money Hidan was going to waste but the lady stayed silent. Instead, Hidan reached into a pouch he kept at his side and pulled out some strange coins. Not even the banker recognized them as actual currency but the woman took four of the coins with the Jashinist symbol on the back and handed him the key. Kakuzu was then pulled towards one of the hallways way in the back and into the last room. The minute the door closed Hidan let out a huge yawn and plopped down on the double sized bed.

"FUCK I'M TIRED~!" He whined, flopping around on the bed earning a 'WTF' look from his partner as he pulled off his cloak.

"Hidan... what is this place?" He asked, sitting down on the bed next to him.

"An inn, dipshit." Hidan rolled his eyes but sat up when he got a glare from the elder, "It's a safe place for Jashinists. They have a few scattered around in case one of us needs assistance." He snuggled up next to Kakuzu now, yawning again. "I'm gonna get us some fucking food."

Kakuzu watched him get back out of bed and walk over to a nearby desk. He picked up a scroll and unraveled it. He took out another Jashinist coin and placed it in the center before writing something on it and having it vanish in a puff of smoke. He grinned then took of his cloak, letting it join Kakuzu's on the floor. Despite having a visible bump he still insisted on going around shirtless. Not that Kakuzu would dare tell him to put on a shirt; he had to admit that Hidan's new figure was actually attractive to him.

Hidan placed a hand over the bump, self-conscious now that his lover was staring. Kakuzu beckoned him over with a hand and he walked to Kakuzu's side. He sat up in bed and ran a hand over Hidan's stomach, thinking.

"They can hear us, you know." He murmured, pressing his lips near Hidan's naval. "Ever since around the eighteenth week..."

"... Eighteenth?" Hidan hiccuped, recalling their engagement night.

"We should start thinking of names." Kakuzu murmured, glancing up at Hidan.

"Eh? Since when did you decide you get to pick a name, bastard?" Hidan scoffed.

"Since you decided to keep the kids and inform me." He sighed, pulling away from Hidan.

"Tch. You can help with the naming." Hidan gave a pouty look to which Kakuzu rolled his eyes.

"We're having twins so how about you name one and I name the other?" He suggested.

"... Fine." Hidan huffed, "but I wanna name the boy!"

"Hell no." Kakuzu growled.

"Fuck you." He snapped just as someone knocked on the door. "Who the fuck is it?" He shouted, storming over to the door.

"I brought your food, Hidan-sama."

Hidan blinked then opened the door. Kakuzu did not get to see the figure as he closed the door, two large plates in his grasp. The stitched man watched Hidan walk carefully across the room and place one on his lap before joining him on the bed. He had ordered liver and various other sides for Kakuzu while he had gotten ribs, peanut butter, pickles, and a few carrots. Up until he got pregnant and started getting his cravings, Hidan despised vegetables. They ate in silence for once and it worried Kakuzu.
"Are you nervous, Hidan?" He inquired, not looking up from his food.

"Mm." That was a yes.

"About the ceremony or...?" He finally glanced at him and wished he had not. Hidan had barbeque sauce smeared on his face as he usually did when eating ribs. Kakuzu found the childish behavior attractive, especially when his mind began to wander.

"Do you honestly think we can handle two lives on top of our own?" He mumbled, munching on a pickle.

"Hm... If we make an effort." Kakuzu shrugged. "It'll be fine, Hidan-chan."

"Promise?" Hidan yawned again, his food nearly finished.

"Hidan. I'm willing to convert for you and our kids. I highly doubt I intend for things to go awry." Kakuzu scoffed, setting his plate on the bedside table, finishing at the same time as Hidan.

"Tch." He stretched, squirming when he felt a kick, "These little bastards have been getting rowdy..."

"Come here."

Hidan glanced at Kakuzu as the elder spread his legs and crawled to sit between them. His back was pressed against Kakuzu's torso and two strong arms wrapped around his midsection. He rested his head on Hidan's shoulder as his hands roamed the stomach.

"Settle down you two. Your dad is trying to relax." He murmured, breath unintentionally sending a shiver down Hidan's back.

"Yeah, and your father just wants to get in my pants." He smirked, closing his eyes to relax.

"Maybe, maybe not." Kakuzu laughed, placing a kiss on Hidan's neck.

"Horny bastard."

"... Something tells me that's going to be their first word..."

Yes... that or fuck.

Anyways. I will be trying to updating as often as possible and I thank you all for your patience and support.

School will be resuming for me sometime next week so... yeah... xD