Phox: Yay! Chapter Twenty-Five brought to you by~ -ALL OF YOU (so many of you lovely people that make this possible)-
Bobbay: Sorry for the delay.
Ashley: Quit apologizing... that's always been my thing.
Bobbay: But I am you... sorta... a part of you at least...
Phox: And now~ On with warnings:
Yaoi
Language
OOC & OC
MPREG
Read! At! Own! Risk!
Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan
They finally arrived at the almighty temple but there was no one there. Hidan groaned and threw down his scythe in aggravation. Kakuzu watched calmly, from a safe distance, as the aggravation turned to a violent tantrum which left Hidan exhausted. He hopped down from the tree and landed next to the zealot. He was sitting on the steps, glaring at nothing.
"... What now?" Kakuzu dared to ask.
"We go to the village and I say 'hi' to my aunt." Hidan grumbled, holding up his hand.
"You have an aunt?" He questioned, helping his fiance to his feet.
"Yes, I have an aunt that happens to be the priestess once I left to help a certain bastard in this shitty organization." He replied tersely.
"If you are going to keep this up I will be happy to leave." Kakuzu grumbled.
"Wha-? No! Don't leave me standing at the fucking altar, bastard!" Hidan cried, clinging to him.
"... Of course I won't, idiot." He sighed, petting the smaller man's head, "Now where does your aunt live."
"Zhe billuj." Hidan mumbled into the cloth.
"What?" He pulled Hidan's hair to get him to look at him.
"I said 'The village.' Now let go of my hair. It hurts!" He snapped.
"So we're going to your old village after you slaughtered all your neighbors?" He smirked, grabbing onto his hand now.
"Yep. Gimme your hood and find something else to hide your mouth."
Kakuzu scoffed but did as he was told, tossing the gray fabric to Hidan. He took off his headband and shoved it in his pocket before pulling a handkerchief from it instead. He tied it around his mouth and then looked to find Hidan buttoning up his cloak all the way, already wearing the hood which hid his eyes.
"Lead me in 'cause I can't see a damned thing." He ordered. "I hate that my eyes are so fucking unique. Why couldn't they be blue or something, damnit?"
"... I like your eyes though..." Kakuzu frowned, taking his hand again.
Now Hidan knew why Kakuzu loved wearing his hood. The elder could not see his reddened face. They left his scythe at the temple then carried on to Yugakure. Since it was now a peaceful tourist trap they did not have to worry about security. Kakuzu only worried that Hidan would go on a rampage again and blow their cover. He paused near the edge of town and tilted the hood back a bit so he could look around. He then pointed out a small house and told Kakuzu to take him there.
Kakuzu knocked on the door and waited for an answer, squeezing Hidan's hand a few times. They rarely ever held hands since they first became a couple. He was always for the intimidating image and saw affection to be weak. He glanced down at his partner to find him staring straight ahead. He gave a small smile and then looked down at where the baby bump was. It was not too noticeable with the cloak on yet at the 28th week but if one would look hard enough they could see it. He was stirred from his thoughts when Hidan pounded on the door, clearly impatient.
"Oi! Bitch, hurry up and open up for your dearest nephew!" He shouted.
"You're my only nephew." A young, feminine voice replied as the knob turned.
The door opened to reveal a woman around Hidan's age with the same shade of hair as her nephew only it was braided down to her waist. She was only wearing a simple shirt and pants yet Kakuzu could not see any hint of a bust. His staring lasted long enough for the woman to notice and he earned a slap.
"Ow. What the fuck was that for?" He hissed, rubbing his head as Hidan pulled him inside.
"Quit staring you pervert." She replied.
"What's there to stare at!" The words left his mouth without much thought and it earned him another, harder, hit to the head.
"Yeah... my family's women hardly have anything up there." Hidan shrugged, still holding Kakuzu's hand.
"... And the men hardly have anything down there from what I could see from your father." She huffed.
"... Hidan isn't that small..." Kakuzu frowned, glancing at him.
"NOT EVERYONE CAN HAVE YOUR FUCKING COCK, BASTARD!" Hidan snapped, taking offense to the remark.
"Leave my cock out of this, dumbass." He retorted.
"... I never thought you'd actually find someone, Hidan." His aunt said suddenly, eying their hands.
"Yeah, yeah. So what if I rejected everyone. They just weren't good enough." He shrugged, forgetting about Kakuzu for a moment. "This guy here though... has agreed to marry me and convert... sorta."
"'Sorta'?" They echoed.
"Kakuzu's a complete heathen but I don't want him to die before me. He agreed to do this so I wouldn't lose him." He lied.
"Oh. Well, how about you tell me more at the temple? I was just staying here until someone visited. It's so lonely up there, ya know."
"Yeah, I know. Part of the reason I volunteered to be priest." Hidan scoffed.
"What made you leave?" She asked.
"... Dunno... felt like something was out there calling to me, ya know?"
His reply earned a nod and the trio continued on in silence. Once they were out of the village he pulled down the hood and slicked his greasy hair back into place. They arrived back at the temple and Kakuzu retrieved Hidan's scythe. The temple was a dark place that even radiated a dark aura but to Hidan and his aunt it felt relieving. They walked straight past the chapel and into a room in the back. It had a bed, a table with chairs, and a dresser. Hidan's aunt sent them to the table and she left them for a moment, returning with three cups of red wine.
"So, your name is Kakuzu..." She mused, sipping the liquid. "Why do you hide your face? Do you have a deformity?"
"... You could say that." Kakuzu mumbled, earning a light hit from Hidan.
"There's nothing wrong with his fucking face. It's sexy as hell, damnit." He huffed.
"Really?" She smirked, eying Kakuzu with her vivid red eyes. "Take off the mask then, handsome."
At this point Kakuzu was burning. Hidan had given him a compliment while also putting him in an embarrassing situation. He wondered, as he reached for the cloth, if the woman would forbid her nephew from marrying a freak such as himself. He never really worried about his appearance as much as he was now. The only time he really worried was when Hidan first saw him exposed.
"Wow. That musta hurt like a bitch." She gaped.
"I know, right?" Hidan grinned, "You'll get to see all his other stitches during the ceremony too."
"Oo~ I can't wait." She grinned.
Kakuzu hid his embarrassment by sipping his wine. By now, only Hidan's was untouched. His aunt watched him curiously as he told her stories about his adventures since he had left the temple. He said how abusive Kakuzu was and how good he was in bed, and even gave details of the time he had lost his virginity. By the time he finished, only his wine was left.
"Hidan..." She blinked, "You love red wine yet you haven't even touched it. Is something wrong?"
"Er..."
"He's just trying to cut back since the last time he got drunk and nearly killed me." Kakuzu lied for him.
"Er... well..." Hidan thanked Kakuzu with a glance but then told him, "She'll figure it out during the ceremony anyway so might as well tell her now."
"... Oh. Okay then." He shrugged then turned his attention back to his aunt, "Your only nephew is currently carrying my twins."
xD Wow... blunt, no?
Oh, and librarycat9 wanted to see a picture of Hidan from the last chapter when he had BBQ sauce on him. I made one and I think you'd like it. It can be found on deviantart with the username catbleu. Let me know if you need help finding it and I will help you as best as I can.
You could also just search for recent KakuHida pics if you hurry. -shrug-
Anyways, hope you liked this chapter. I have decided on what the twins will look like and might put up a picture after they are born in this here story.
Also: I just HAD to add in the wedding for a story involving pregnancy. I come from a Mormon family (no, we don't believe in having more than one wife/husband) so I strongly believe in no sex until after marriage. Of course, since same-sex marriage isn't legal around the country I might never get to see a wedding day so... meh. I also don't believe in drugs or alcohol. Also, it's sorta old-fashioned that a man take responsibility should he knock a girl up and Kakuzu is old... Anyways, feel free to disregard my rambling; I have yet to fall asleep and it is 7 am.
Dlknfldmfs;b MOTHER FUCKING MOTH! GET THE HELL OFF MY LAPTOP, BITCH! I'M GOING TO SOO SACRIFICE YOUR ASS!
… ew... bug guts in my speakers... good thing they don't work anyways... Now to wait for the other one...
Oh and: I've also just reread this story and found things have been... I dunno. Point is; I'm hoping to finish one of my many unfinished stories soon so I can focus/move on with this stuff...