(It's been a week since the events of Out on a Limo. Lincoln had great time with his sisters and personal driver Kirby, and he did apologized and promised to both parties that he'll never cross paths with Lord Tetherby ever again. Kirby is now riding someone else as time has passed. He goes to his European neighbors' mansion so he can tell them the whole story that took place a week ago. He approaches the main door and rings the bell. Normand opens.)
Normand: 'Sup, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Hey, Normand. Is James around?
James: (comes to the two) I'm here. Come on in.
Lincoln: Cool.
(They enter the living and seat on the couch. Lincoln proceeds to tell the European duo about a crazy adventure he had last week.)
Lincoln: You guys won't believe what happened last week. Everything was going crazy!
James: Really?
Lincoln: Yeah!
(He tells them everything, from winning a limousine and encountering Lord Tetherby to later on making up to sisters and Kirby.)
Normand: So that's what happened. Wow...just...wow.
James: (gets angry) THAT's why your sisters were mad at you? Dammit, I should've known to be true... (hits his palm with fist, and relaxes a bit) OK Normand, I'm going to get down to that bastard's mansion and give him a piece of my mind!
Normand: OK. What are the steps, though?
James: I'm going to discuss myself as some random limo-riding jackass, ride the limo around, and that's when I should meet that moron, play along with for a bit...and that's when I'll confront him as brutally as possible.
Lincoln: You're going to kick his butt?
James: Of course, Lincoln, I will. NOBODY gets away with such sadistic actions, and I repeat, NOBODY! Not on MY frigging watch!
Lincoln: OK, OK, I get it.
James: As for you, Normand...you take our bus, then drive Lincoln and his sisters anywhere they want to go.
Normand: Sure thing, Jimmy. I've been waiting to give them a hand anyway.
James: Cool. So you heard, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Yeah. So Normand will be taking us out wherever we need to while you go and scare the daylights out of Tetherby by disguising yourself as a limo rider?
James: Exactly.
Lincoln: OK. Good luck.
James: Thanks, mate.
Lincoln: You're welcome.
James: Oh, and before you go...
Lincoln: What is it?
James: Don't tell your sisters about this plan, we want to save it until the right time.
Lincoln: Sure. Bye, guys.
Normand: Later, Lincoln.
(Lincoln exits the mansion, and that's when James sets up his objectives with his partner, Normand, for this mission.)
Several mintues later...
James: OK Normand, so here's the deal. One, I'll need to purchase a limo and fancy-looking suit, two, look around for Tetherby, three, play along with him for a bit, four, get to his mansion, and five...threaten as harshly possible and force him into leaving the city forever.
Normand: Sounds cool. When it'll be underway?
James: I say tomorrow, while things are cool.
Normand: Alright. In the meantime, wanna go outside and do some stuff?
James: Sure thing.
(As the two leave the mansion, James addresses the viewers.)
James: Now I know what you're thinking, "Jimmy, how's that possible when you'll be driving a limo by yourself, and why you didn't thought about getting your own driver?" Well, just because I'm going to have a limo doesn't mean that I will be looking for one. Besides, I'm not that lazy to drive myself. So no worries, everything's under control.
Sometime later...
(It's sunset, the European two come back to the mansion and enter their living room.)
James: That was fun.
Normand: It sure was.
James: OK Normand, let's go get some sleep, because like I said before...brutality isn't going to wait.
Normand: Right you are. See you next morning, Jimmy.
James: Likewise, mate.
The next morning...
(James and Normand wake up, go to bathroom, get dressed for the occassion, and meet up in the living room.)
James: OK Normand, I'll go and conduct my mission, you get to Louds and offer them your services as their bus driver.
Normand: Of course, Jimmy. I've been wanting to ride around this town anyway.
James: Cool. Alright, Normand, I'm off, then.
Normand: Good luck out there, Jimmy.
James: Same to you, dude. Later.
(And that's when the two go their own ways. First, we see Normand coming to Louds and proposing his offer to them as their bus driver.)
Normand: (enters the Loud's living room) Hey, guys.
Sisters and Lincoln: Hi, Normand.
Normand: Lincoln told me everything that happened last week, so...why don't I serve as your bus driver, for the time being?
(The Louds are surpised to hear this, but...they accept, nonetheless, and are happy.)
Lori: And you literally even ask! Of course we don't mind!
Lynn: Yeah!
Lisa: I am more than happy to concur.
(The rest of sisters cheer, then the gang goes outside, Normand tells them to wait, he gets into the bus, and parks in front of them.)
Normand: Come in, guys, we have big day ahead!
(The Louds are happily entering the bus and preparing to have fun for the day.)
Meanwhile...
(We cut to James who's approaching fancy auto shop. He looks for a limo, and finds the perfect one. A shopkeeper approaches the British.)
Shopkeeper: May I help you?
James: Yes, I'd like to purchase this fine limousine you got here.
Shopkeeper: Excellent choice, sir. That'll be $4,500.
James: Here you go. (pays the shopkeeper)
Shopkeeper: Thank you, sir. Enjoy your new ride.
James: You're welcome. Goodbye. (leaves the auto shop in his all-new limousine) OK, that's phase 1. Now for the phase 2 - fancy suit.
Several minutes later...
(James goes and parks in front of Royal Woods mall. He exits the limo, goes into mall, purchases fine-looking green suit, along with top hat and yellow tie, wears it over his red suit, (his pure red shirt and red pants), leave the mall, gets back into limo.)
James: Phase 2 done, now phase 3 - find the old bastard himself.
(As James now rides around town to find Lord Tetherby, his target, he goes to Gus' Games and Grub, where he previously worked a while ago. He stops in front of main entrance, parks the limo, gets out and waits for the target. Half an hour later, Tetherby finally sees his would-be enemy, and stops in front of him. He lifts his window to talk to the British.)
Tetherby: Say, fine suit and limousine you got here. What is your name?
James: (lies to keep his disguise) The name's Patrick.
Tetherby: And how did you get those fine things, Patrick?
James: Purchased them all myself, without any hesitiation.
Tetherby: Nice to hear. Where's your driver, by the way?
James: Eh - didn't bother to hire one, since I can drive myself anyway.
Tetherby: I...see. A man driving his own limo by himself.
James: So...yeah.
Tetherby: In any case, why don't you come to my mansion so we can discuss things out, Patrick?
James: Why not? Not like I have better things to do, either way.
Tetherby: Alright. Follow me, then.
(James gets back inside his limousine, starts it up, and follows his target back to the millionaire's mansion.)
2 hours later...
(They make it to Tetherby residence, park their respective limos nearby and enter the mansion.)
Tetherby: So, Patrick, would you like to discuss matters with me?
James: Sure thing. Where?
Tetherby: Why not the private room? It's where I spend most of my time anyway.
James: All right. Come on, then.
Several minutes later...
(The two gather around in the millionaire's private room.)
Tetherby: Care for some tea, Patrick?
James: Why not?
Tetherby: Alright. Here you go. (gets two cups of tea, one for himself and one for James)
James: Let's proceed with our discuss, shall we?
Tetherby: Very well, then.
Sometime later...
James: ...and that's basically it.
Tetherby: I see. Well then, I suppose there's nothing more to discuss, Patrick?
James: Well, there is one more thing before I go.
Tetherby: What is it?
James: It's...(suddenly stands up and splatters the hot tea into the millionaire's face, he screams from pain)...revenge. Did that hurt? That hurt?!
Tetherby: Aaarrrggghhh! Security! Security!
(Just then, the same guard who kicked Lincoln out, previously, comes to private room, but the British quickly manages to pull out his tranquilizer gun and shoots the guard unconcious.)
Tetherby: Who...who ARE you?!
James: I am Lincoln Loud's best friend, the same boy who you brainwashed a week ago, you old f[BEEP]! I know what you did to him, and his sisters were mad at him for being with you! You caused all of that, you'll pay for that!
Tetherby: Lincoln...?
James: Yes, him! Now prepare yourself for a hospital bed, you piece of goddamn s[BEEP]!
(And then we cut to montage of James beating the hell out of Tetherby in revenge for manipulating Lincoln and making him go against his sisters' wishes, and he keeps going and going, until he leaves the millionaire in his private room, severely beaten, with bruises and blood all over his body, now the British goes and destroys things all over the mansion, and only then has he enough and leaves the building. He takes off his green suit and throws it in the garbage.)
Several hours later...
(We cut to Normand and Louds, finally getting done with their big day. They all come out of bus, happy, and go back to Loud residence.)
Lori: That was the literally best day we ever had!
Luna: Yeah! And it's all thanks to Normand!
(The Louds group hug Normand in graduation for agreeing to take them to their favorite places, then they seat on the couch and watch some TV.)
Normand: Eh, it was nothing. Hope you all enjoyed the super fun.
Luan: We sure did, Normand!
Lola: Yeah, that was pretty sweet!
(The Croatian's radio starts to buzz.)
James: This is Bigser to Kopatich, come in, Kopatich.
Normand: Kopatich here, over.
James: Mission accomplished, the target is beaten and traumatized. Coming back now.
Normand: Acknowledged, Bigser. This is Kopatich, over and out. (ends conversation)
Lincoln: You guys have walkie-talkies too?
Normand: Yes, dude.
Lincoln: Cool!
Sometime later...
(James comes back to the Loud residence from his mission in one piece, he enters the living room.)
James: Hey Normand, mission accomplished!
Normand: Excellent! (they brofist)
Lori: What mission?
(And just then, emergency news show up on TV.)
News caster: We interrupt this program for a breaking news report. We just got a word that a local millionaire, Lord Tetherby, has been assaulted today in his own mansion. The intruder was disguised as a fancy-looking man, then sometime later, he splattered a hot tea into the millionaire's face, and then the intruder beaten up the millionaire so hard, that he received some minor concussions, afterwards, the intruder vandalized the mansion, once again, harshly. Mr. Tetherby has refused to press charges, since he fears that it may make things only worse for himself. He's in hospital as this goes, being treated for major wounds, and will move out to Florida as soon as the millionaire will be patched up. That is all.
(The Loud children are shocked from hearing such report.)
Lola: Wait a minute...Tetherby...isn't that the same guy who manipulated you, Lincoln?
Lincoln: It's him...but...I don't understand...
Lynn: Ah, well, served him right anyway.
Lucy: But who could've done such a thing?
Luna: Yeah, who?
James: Well, girls, it was...me.
(Everyone in the living room, expect for Normand, has their eyes widen and jaw dropped from shock.)
Lori: YOU beaten him up?!
Luna: YOU vandalized his property?!
Lincoln: But why, Jimmy?
James: I did all that as revenge, after what he did to Lincoln and you, girls. I WOULD NOT allow him to get away for his sadistic actions.
Lucy: I see. Nice one, though.
James: Thank you, Lucy.
(And with that, we close our story about James getting revenge on the main antagonist of the limo fiasco.)
THE END
