"This... is much better then a tuxedo..."

"Fuck yeah!"

Hidan's aunt's reaction was rather surprising for Kakuzu. She squealed, hugged Hidan and then hit Kakuzu, cursing at him for not marrying her nephew sooner. Now they were undressing for the ritual and pulling on black robes until the 'wedding' begins. Hidan's aunt left them to grab a witness other than herself but she would not reveal who until after. They glanced at one another for a brief moment then headed for a dark, candle-lit room. There were numerous symbols on the walls and floor with a single red candle at each triangle point.

"Where...?"

Kakuzu trailed when Hidan head for the center of the empty room, sitting in the middle of a diagram. He joined him after a moment and they waited. Neither could look at the other for long, both still feeling a bit odd. Kakuzu had swore time and time again that he would not convert yet here he sat with Hidan in a temple of Jashin. Hidan just could not believe he had found someone willing to marry him that he and his aunt agreed upon.

"Alright you two, stand up." She had entered, dressed in a dark red cloak, her face veiled by shadow.

They stood and watched her walk to a slight platform in front of them. She pulled a scroll from her sleeve then unraveled it on the floor between them and herself. There were numerous Jashinist symbols printed on it, some covered by a bloody hand-print. Those hands had names scribbled just under the symbol. Kakuzu easily spotted Hidan's towards the end of bloodied symbols.

"This is similar to a summoning scroll only more blood and it grants your immortality so you may serve Jashin-sama." The priestess explained, holding a knife out to him. "Coat your hand and press it besides your lover's."

Kakuzu obeyed with a slight frown; 'Let the self mutilation begin.' He watched his blood start to pool then spread it before kneeling down. Hidan watched him press his hand on a symbol and closed his eyes. He heard a pained exclamation and knew that Kakuzu had been accepted by Jashin. The elder winced, holding his now-burnt hand close to him as his name appeared on the scroll. He got to his feet as the woman raveled the scroll again, tucking it back in her cloak.

"Hidan, your turn." She took the knife from Kakuzu, handing it instead to her nephew.

He gave a brief nod and hid his excitement as he sliced his own hand. He tossed the knife back then grabbed the wrist of Kakuzu's injured hand. He laced their bloodied fingers together in silence, magenta eyes trained on green. Kakuzu expected another burn but instead his hand was healed. He glanced over to find the woman retreating slowly.

"In the name of Jashin, I hereby wed Kakuzu and Hidan." She closed her eyes, bowed her head, and then winked at Hidan as she made her leave.

"Now what...?" Kakuzu was still looking to where she left when Hidan pulled him to the ground.

"Now the ceremony." Hidan purred sliding his cloak from his shoulders.

Kakuzu felt his skin heat and eagerly dropped his own cloak. He pulled Hidan to rest on his burning erection and felt his newly-wed husband give a pleasurable shiver. Kakuzu ran one hand along his spine and soon occupied their mouths with a passionate kiss. Hidan drew blood and so they broke apart for a moment before he lapped up the blood and resumed their kiss. Brown locks tangled around pale fingers and they moaned together. Both were equally impatient as per usual and neither wasted time in fondling the other. Hidan nuzzled Kakuzu's neck while the latter's free hand brushed against their twins' current room. Hidan paused and sat back a bit, holding the tan hand on his stretched stomach.

"Do you think we can do this?" He bit his lip when a finger brushed his entrance.

"Hmm... We'll have Kisame and Itachi to turn to. I'm just worried they won't..." Kakuzu sighed as two fingers made their way in his uke. "Be afraid of me. I am a monster after all."

"Tch. Again with tha-ah-at crap? Hidan huffed and nipped Kakuzu's collar bone, "If they do have a problem with you, I can still tear the little bastards limb from limb." He scoffed then blinked as a kick was felt.

"I don't think they agree with that plan, love." Kakuzu smirked, withdrawing his fingers.

"Hmph. Just hurry up and fuck me. And no more talking, damnit." Hidan snapped before impaling himself on Kakuzu's now fully erected member.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes once he recovered from the sudden pleasure and rested his hands on Hidan's hips. He let Hidan do most of the work for the time being, helping him a few times when he took to long to go back down on him. He wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's neck and began to become more vocal than before. Kakuzu smirked and took over, quickly flipping him onto his hands and knees, and then sinking his teeth into Hidan's shoulders hard enough to draw blood. Later he would learn that the blood shed was necessary for their ceremony. However all he could think of at that moment was Hidan and his approaching climax.

Hidan protested with shock when Kakuzu slipped out and made him sit up. Kakuzu licked his lips then lent over his erection. He smirked up at the younger male, taking hold of him before placing the moist head into his mouth. Hidan gasped slightly, throwing his head back with a loud moan. Kakuzu took it further in, fondling the other male's scrotum with his hand. Once the tip neared the back if his throat he pulled back a bit only to swallow him again soon after. Hidan was breathing heavier now, trying to hold back his noises.

Kakuzu stopped just before Hidan could reach his climax which earned a glare from the younger. Kakuzu smiled in mock apology then pulled Hidan back into his lap and onto his aching erection. It only took a few thrusts at his prostate before they both came, crying out their partner's name, embracing each other as much as they could in their suddenly exhausted state. Kakuzu flopped down on his back, catching his breath while Hidan began to pull himself off. He stroked Kakuzu's scarred cheek and they exchanged a final kiss before the doors burst open.

"That was so FUCKING HOT!" Hidan and Kakuzu jumped at the females' squeals.

"Auntie!" Hidan whined, pulling his cloak over himself as Phox, the high priestess, and Konan entered the room.

"What are you two doing here?" Kakuzu grumbled, glaring lightly at the two female Akatsuki members.

"When I heard about your engagement, I just had to come. Konan wanted to come too. That and we need to discuss plans for the future..." Phox explained, glancing down at Hidan's somewhat exposed bump. "Three years with your kids won't be enough for them or you. You can't stay in the Akatsuki after they've grown if you hope for them to have a bright future."

"I agree with Phox." The other two women nodded.

"You have three weeks before I send Zetsu to escort you." She turned towards the door, "Now get dressed and get home."

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They took three days to return home with Hidan's need of rest and food. They were not expecting what greeted them upon entering their cavernous home. Hametsuki sat on their living room floor, staring up at them with unblinking eyes. They jumped when they heard a snore from their couch and they saw Kisame fast asleep on it, a rattle in his hand. Kakuzu went to his side then prodded him until he awoke with a start.

"What are you doing here?" He asked while Hidan sat down near Hametsuki, watching her stand.

"Itachi wanted to visit his old village and I wouldn't let him go alone. He's waiting for me after I hand Ha-chan over to you guys. I'm also to pass along a threat should you two inflict any harm on our little guppy." He held a note out to Kakuzu, gave his daughter a quick kiss, and then vanished with a puff of smoke.

"... Itachi... can be very creative and descriptive..." Kakuzu gulped, reading the death threat and then flipped the paper over to see notes for Hidan, "Says the baby stuff is in our room and he asked why we haven't got Deidara to make a new room for the twins yet."

"We'll need to do that before the bitch gets knocked up." Hidan replied, glaring lightly when Hametsuki stumbled her way into his lap.

"I'll go get him. Stay here." Kakuzu set the note on the table and headed for the door.

"Hurry back, bastard. I can't take care of this thing by myself."

Been awhile, ne? Well. They're finally married and if it wasn't for school and 'Growing Up' this would go so much faster now that there's no smut... (for a long while).

Thanks everyone for the support. *wink*