Thank y'all for the support. Here's the long (or not so long) awaited Chapter 30, post labor sex scene. : D
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Phox ushered the rest of the Akatsuki out of Hidan and Kakuzu's home and waited for them to all leave before she approached the immortals. She ignored the glare Hidan sent her and took Shikari from Kakuzu. She held the thing at arms length, her eyes scanning it's teary-eyed face.
"Ugh. Babies are so gross..." She frowned.
"Then give her back." Kakuzu growled, holding his arms out.
"If you guys need a babysitter at anytime..." She handed Shikari back to Kakuzu, "I recommend Sasori or Itachi. They're closer than I am."
"Not to mention more trustworthy." Hidan murmured under his breath.
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After Phox left, Kakuzu and Hidan left their room to put the twins in their cribs. As soon as Moku hit the pillow, he was out like a light. His sister followed soon after Kakuzu and Hidan had blown out the candles. They returned to their bedroom in silence, neither unsure of what was to come next. Hidan went to the bathroom to check his appearance whilst Kakuzu started for the bed, pulling off most of his clothes. He waited impatiently for Hidan to join him.
"Eight months without serious injury nor sacrifice..." Hidan mused, straddling Kakuzu, "I want you to hurt me bad tonight, Kuzu."
"Like I'd have it any other way."
Kakuzu smirked, running his hand along his husband's sides, making sure his nails made contact with skin along the way. Hidan made a pleasured noise then bent down to bite Kakuzu's cheek string. The elder's hand reached his gray hair and tugged, meshing their lips together. It did not take long for them to spill each others' blood in the process. They sat up now, growing impatient. Before Kakuzu could pull off his boxers, Hidan rolled out a bed, searching for a stashed weapon. He handed a kunai to Kakuzu then returned to the bed laying spread-eagle.
The elder rolled his eyes but brought the knife to Hidan's neck, directly below his jaw. He lightly trailed the tip south, pausing over his heart to draw a heart shape above where it beat. He pulled off Hidan's pants, not wanting to ruin them when they would have to pay for the twins' clothes already. His name was written on his husband's hip and he used the kunai to retrace it. He knew Hidan wanted more pain but threw the knife away, letting his tongue follow the shallow marks it had left. The blood pooled on his tongue and he returned to Hidan's erect member, letting the warm liquid flow onto the tip.
"You're getting my cock all messy..." Hidan panted, tangling his finger's in his husband's hair.
"Do you want me to clean it?" Kakuzu smirked, letting his mouth be lowered.
"Jashin-damnit!" He gasped as that mouth wrapped around his arousal.
Kakuzu closed his eyes, moving his hand up to play with Hidan's scrotum. He allowed Hidan to buck his hips occasionally. He made a swallowing motion every time the head hit the back of his throat. He pulled off after awhile, sliding his tongue where he could with his hands as back up. An especially loud moan caused Kakuzu to stop, pulling away to smirk down at his flushing lover.
"What do you want me to do now?" He whispered against his neck, pressing down on the smaller man's groin.
"Fucking fuck me." He growled in response, raising his hips to increase the pressure.
"Fucking make me." Kakuzu breathed, replacing his hand with his own, clothed, groin.
"Cruel heathen bastard..."
The old man chuckled when Hidan looked away, reaching his hand into his boxers to pull out his aching member. As he positioned himself, he felt Hidan's arms and legs wrap around him. Kakuzu knew he was waiting for impact. He pushed in as fast as possible without hurting himself. Hidan, on the other hand, cried out in pain, digging his nails into his partner's back. A single curse flowed from his mouth as Kakuzu began to pull out. He was not going to leave that tight space so soon though and slammed back in.
Hidan was surprised when that single thrust had hit his prostate with such ease. His arms dropped from Kakuzu's back and he gripped the bloodied covers. Kakuzu continued to aim for that spot, digging his nails into Hidan's hips as he thrust. He was beginning to become affected, bringing their faces closer as his thrusts became more urgent. Hidan gasped out suddenly, biting Kakuzu's shoulder as his orgasm overcame him. The other was surprised when that bite brought him over the edge himself and released with a moan, thrusting as far inside as he could.
Slowly, Hidan's teeth unlatched from the tan skin and his head hit the pillow in exhaustion. Kakuzu sat up as he withdrew, sitting back on his haunches. He watched his partner's eyes slide shut and plopped down by his side. He pulled Hidan to him and began to drift off. Before he could completely sleep though, he was awoken by crying. His eyes shot open and narrowed. He grit his teeth in anger and released his rousing lover. He pulled on his cloak and stomped to the nursery, soon followed by an equally pissed Hidan.
They were greeted by two pairs of brilliant blue eyes and silence. Moku was smirking while Shikari sniffled, reaching up as her dad approached. He glared down at her but the child was unaffected. The same went for Moku whom reached up for his father's cheeks once more.
"GO TO BED JASHIN-DAMNIT!" They both shouted.
Shikari blinked and her lip started to quiver. Moku covered his ears, wincing. Hidan sighed, plucking his daughter from her crib and bringing her to his naked torso. Immediately she started to nuzzle him, searching for her dad's milk (rooting). Once he realized this he held her at arm's length, telling Kakuzu to prepare their bottles. He grumbled under his breath but obeyed, taking Moku with them to the kitchen. He handed the boy to their dad while he went to pull out their bottles. Kisame had shown Sasori and Kakuzu how to make the formula milk when the ukes held the baby shower.
"Tch. Hurry the fuck up, they won't stop fucking squirming." Hidan snapped, struggling to hold the writhing twins, "They weren't even this active in the womb..."
"Yeah, yeah." Kakuzu rolled his eyes, taking Moku after he had set down the bottles.
They both sat down, cradling their infants while they suckled on the bottles' nipples. While he watched her drink, Hidan wondered if he would have been able to feed her milk with the bottle. He snickered at the thought and banished it. There was no way a man could make milk. Potion or not... (I think this is a lie. : D Potion at least can do wonders~!)
Ooo~ This was fairly short... Sorry if the ending grossed you out. XD
It was a thought put into my head by that damned Peter from Family Guy. This is from an episode I watched years ago... *shakes head*
Well, I am possibly going to update the next chapters at a slower pace and make them longer. At least the pregnancy bit is over...
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Or is it? : D
Who has read; "'Cheaper by the Dozen' My Ass"? *evil laughter ensues*
Oh, and about the breastfeeding:
The phenomenon of male lactation in humans has become more common in recent years due to the use of medications that stimulate (often by inhibiting dopamine) a man's mammary glands. The increasing presence of xenoestrogens may also play a role, interfering with the hormonal system of males. In ordinary circumstances, there is so little mammary tissue that it is unnoticeable; if the male breasts develop visibly, the condition is called gynecomastia.
Though the mammary glands of human males do not produce milk automatically under normal conditions, with anti-cancer chemotherapy medications—mimicking that which human females produce naturally when they become pregnant and give birth—they can.
So says Wikipedia...