Note: I forgot to say that it was during Easter Holidays in chapter one. This is the last day of Easter Holidays.
Disclaimer: I don't own any harry potter anything or Pringles
I do own Emily and Courtney. Note: the girls are from Boston and have a bit of a Boston accent so some of their Rs have been replaced with Hs.
Voldemort's POV
They're driving me mad. I just glad that tomorrow they will be headed to Hogwarts just one more day and they'll be gone for a few months. Unfortunately they will be returning for the summer break. Snape must attend to other things and Narcrissa has agreed to take them again. Curse you Narcrissa and your strange ability to not get annoyed by them.
I am giving them one thing before they go a list of everything they are not allowed to do anymore when they get back. Here it is.
Voldemort's Rules
1. There will be no charming boots to kick people whether the boot is invisible or visible.
2. I don't care how much the Death eaters annoy you. You may not whack them with anything.
3. Nagini is not a piñata.
4. If you're going to eat Pringles on the couch don't leave crumbs.
5. I do not want to find any of my Death eaters with neon green hair EVER AGAIN!
6. You may not torment Bella until she is about to cry.
7. Bella does not wish to have her hair dyed red so don't do it.
8. My name is not Voldy. STOP CALLING ME VOLDY!
9. Please please please don't make a deal with Mr. Filch and bring Peeves to Malfoy Manor.
10. There is to be no bothering Dolohov.
11. I will not sign your Potter Rocks pins.
12. This is a house not a wresting ring please treat it as such.
13. I will not permit a "Super Princess Party" with a bunch of Muggle children.
14. No pink curtains!
15. I don't care about what's the new pink, so don't try to tell me.
16. For the millionth time I don't need a girlfriend.
17. You cannot bribe me with Muggle money as it is worthless to me.
18. No more lectures on American Suburbs I don't care about them.
19. The house does not need to be painted orange.
20. I can live without a "purse puppy". Don't get me another one.
There if they try to pull any thing I will seriously harm them. I will sleep now because the sooner I sleep the sooner I wake and the closer it will be until they leave for Hogwarts.
Emily's POV
I think this past week has been very successful we dyed Bella's hair red. We bought Voldemort a "purse puppy" named Norm. Then we convinced Professor Dumbledore to allow us to take Norm to school after Voldy rejected him. Tomorrow we are going to school, but dad doesn't want anyone to know about us so we are going as Emily and Courtney Prince. I can wait wreak havoc on a whole new place. The teachers won't know what hit 'em.
_The Next Day_
Voldemort's POV
Today's the day, the glorious day, the day they leave for school. I can't wait. They're about to leave I should go give them the list. Oh there they are.
"Children I have something for you." I called coming down the stairs.
"No not another lecture on how we're the most aggravating mammals on planet." Emily whined.
"Really Voldy isn't seventy three times enough?" Courtney whined.
"It's not a lecture it's a list. A list of new rules for when you come back for the summer that is. Learn them!" I said handing them the list.
They both groaned. I smirked and Narcissa who was taking the children to the train station was glancing nervously at the clock. Then she announced that if they didn't leave now they would not make it on time, so the girls stopped whining and ran for the car the Malfoys had rented to go to the station. I watched the car drive away. I was seldom happy but now was one of those few times.
Courtney's POV
We pulled up to the station and followed Draco to the platform. We boarded the train and found a compartment with two empty seats. Around us sat a girl with frizzy ginger hair, a boy with bright red hair, and a boy with dark black hair. We would have preferred our own compartment but Voldemort made us late and this was the only one with space so we sat down.
"Um…Hello, do we know you?" Asked the girl.
"We certainly hope not, as we just moved heh from America." I replied.
"Well ok then. Heh? What with the accent?" The boy with black hair asked.
"I could ask you the same question, but since you asked we're from Boston and it's a Boston accent. Emily replied crossing her arms.
"Well what are your names anyways? The girl asked. "I'm Hermione by the way."
"I'm Courtney and this is Emily. We're twins." I replied smiling.
"Ron." The red haired boy said.
"Harry." The black haired boy replied.
"You don't mean Harry Potteh do you?" Emily asked with her mischief smile on.
"Yes and you're kinda scaring me." Harry said moving slightly farther from Emily.
"Sorry I just can't wait for DADA class." Emily said dropping the smile.
"Then this is a bad year Snape is teaching it and he's a terrible teacher." Hermione said.
Emily and I both glared at her. "He's can't be that bad." I said.
"He's a terrible teacher and that's that." Harry said.
"Hmph." I said flipping my hair over my shoulder and turning to look out the window the rest of the ride. I would have beaten him up but Voldemort told us he would kill us if we got kicked out and I really like living. Plus if you're dead you can't prank anymore.
Emily's POV
When we pulled up to the school's station we got out and boarded an empty carriage.
"They were rude." Courtney commented.
"I know but remember we can't let the secret slip." I said.
"I know." Courtney said.
The carriage began to move towards the school. When we reached the school we exited the carriage and walked in with the other students. We were pulled aside by dad a directed to a room off the Great Hall and told to wait for Professor Dumbledore to announce our arrival. Soon we heard Dumbledore say. "Welcome back returning students, starting today we have two transfer students from America, Courtney and Emily Prince." Then we walked out of the little room and into the Great Hall. Draco had showed us pictures of all the professors and told us their names so I knew that it was Professor McGonagall standing by an old hat on a stool. Dumbledore explained how since we had arrived midyear the hat would not sing. Then we were asked to put the hat on. Courtney walked up and put the hat on it instantly yelled. "GRIFFINDOR." She ran over to the cheering table where Hermione, Ron and harry sat. She sat down next to a girl about a year older that us with red hair just like Ron's. Next it was my turn. I walked up and sat on the stool. The hat was placed on my head and I heard it say. "Ah tough, smart mind, cunning wit, and bravery, but I also see that you are loyal to your sister so I think GRIFFINDOR." I walked over to the table and sat down with Courtney. _ Did you like it? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya? Sorry I'm hyper on Pringles. Don't ask. But seriously please review.