Note: I don't own anything except Norm, Emily and Courtney. And remember the girls have a Boston accent.

Pleas know that Beagliers are actually very nice I have one myself it's just Norm that's not nice.

Courtney's POV

On the first Saturday after we arrived we were so bored so we pulled out the list Voldemort gave us and began to find loopholes so we could still have fun when we returned to Malfoy Manor.

Voldemort's Rules

There will be no charming boots to kick people whether the boot is invisible or visible.

I don't care how much the Death eaters annoy you. You may not whack them with anything.

Nagini is not a piñata.

If you're going to eat Pringles on the couch don't leave crumbs.

I do not want to find any of my Death eaters with neon green hair EVER AGAIN!

You may not torment Bella until she is about to cry.

Bella does not wish to have her hair dyed red so don't do it.

My name is not Voldy. STOP CALLING ME VOLDY!

Please please please don't make a deal with Mr. Filch and bring Peeves to Malfoy Manor.

There is to be no bothering Dolohov.

I will not sign your Potter Rocks pins.

This is a house not a wresting ring please treat it as such.

I will not permit a "Super Princess Party" with a bunch of Muggle children.

No pink curtains!

I don't care about what's the new pink, so don't try to tell me.

For the millionth time I don't need a girlfriend.

You cannot bribe me with Muggle money as it is worthless to me.

No more lectures on American Suburbs I don't care about them.

The house does not need to be painted orange.

I can live without a "purse puppy". Don't get me another one

Emily and Courtney's Loopholes to Voldemort's Rules

Ok high hells then.

Fine we'll kick them.

Yeah, but you are.

Pretzels then.

Alrighty then we'll get blue dye. Happy?

Fine until she is crying will work just fine.

Maybe yellow then.

Fine we won't call you Voldy any more Tommy-Boy.

Fine we'll get Norberta from Romania.

Fine we'll annoy him the.

What about our Team Potter for the Win ones then?

Okey dokey a football field then.

Ok I'll call the kids and say it's a "Super Duper Princess Party" now.

Princess Purple it is then.

Fine, the new red is…

Fine we'll get you a wife.

I still think it's of more value to you the bunch of Muggle socks but whatever.

Fine we'll do them on American cities instead.

Yay! We can do pink now.

Ok Fluffy the kitten it is.

This will be fun and technically we're not breaking any rules, so no death for us. He will always lose because Americans are stubborn and we live for loopholes.

Emily's POV

After we finished with the list, Norm came running down the stairs chasing a Crookshanks. Hermione picked up her cat and came over and began to lecture us on how evil our dog was. After about five minutes of that she finished her lecture and took Crookshanks back up stairs. Then a Gryffindor in our year walks over and asked. "How did you get a dog here anyways?"

Courtney and I smiled and began out tale. "Well we were staying with some family friends, the Malfoys, and… well they have anotheh houseguest who doesn't want others to know he's there, and well he's a bit… well grumpy so we bought him a dog and he rejected it so we decide to make it ours but we felt leaving him behind would endangeh his life so Narcissa wrote Dumbledore a note saying…

Dear Professor Dumbledore,

Your soon to be new students Emily and Courtney have purchased a puppy for our other houseguest who has attempted many times to kill the young dog. They were hoping to be able to bring their dog to Hogwarts for they fear he will die if he's left here.

Sincerely,

Narcissa Malfoy

… and he wrote back saying that it would be fine for us to bring the dog, so heh we are with little Norm." I said petting the dog's head.

"What kind of dog is he?" Asked a first year.

"He's what's called a Beaglier. It's a cross between a Beagle and a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel." Courtney said.

"I still think King Beagle sounds cooler." I mumbled and the others who were listening agreed.

Slowly the crowd left after most of them had petted Norm, so again we were bored. We would have done a lot of things but in the five days he had been there we had learned most of them were not allowed. Then an idea hit me, so I turned to my sister.

"We should form a fifth house one where our type of fun is allowed." I said.

"Yeah! Where should it be? Hold on let me right this down." Courtney said then she grabbed a piece of parchment and a quill. "Ok go."

"It should be in the room of requirement at least until we can find a more permanent place." I said.

"And it's name?" Courtney asked.

"Avada Kedavra that way we scare away the wimps."

"Okey dokey what else?"

"Our colors are hot pink and princess purple."

I noticed it was getting late so we both headed off to bed. I dreamt of the fifth house and the students who would one day attend it.