Part 2
Ginny: Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madam Malkin's and use those sickles mom gave you for my robe fitting.
Several people in the room laughed. Ginny groaned loudly.
"You have got to be kidding me," she muttered as she shook her head.
Harry: Um, who's this?
"Ginny," Ron answered in a whisper as he tried not to laugh aloud.
Ron: This is stupid, little, dumb sister Ginny. She's a freshman.
"Freshman?" James asked.
"Another Muggle aspect," Hermione told him.
"It means she's a first year," Lily added seeing James looked even more confused than before.
"That means we're supposed to be in second year," Ron said enthusiastically.
"Wait," Harry said sounding somewhat nervous. "Does that mean the basilisk will be in this one?"
"Maybe, but the note on the screen earlier said the musicals didn't follow the correct timeline," Hermione shrugged.
"I guess you'll just have to wait and see," Malfoy said from his armchair. He sounded a bit impatient.
Ginny, this is Harry. Harry Potter. This is Harry Potter.
"I think she got it, Ron," Lily smiled.
Ginny: Oh, you're Harry Potter. You're the boy who lived.
Ginny winced. "I was gonna say that I wasn't like that, but I really was, wasn't I?"
"No you weren't," Harry smiled at her. "You didn't talk to me at all."
"Somehow that's not better, is it?" Ginny sighed.
Harry: Yeah, and you're Ginny.
Ginny: It's Ginevra.
"Don't ever call me Ginevra!" Ginny pointed a stern finger at Harry, who laughed. "Only Auntie Muriel calls me that and I hate it."
"Relax," Harry laid an arm around her. "I won't ever call you Ginev–" Ginny gave him a warning look. He coughed. "Er – call you by that name."
It was Ginny's turn to laugh. "Good," she said and rested her head on Harry's shoulder.
Harry: Cool, Ginny's fine.
Ron: Stupid sister! (Ron does that clap-thingy)
"What was that?" Malfoy asked.
"I have no idea," said Harry.
Don't crowd the famous friend!
Hermione: Do you guys hear music or something?
"There's been playing music this whole time," said Sirius.
Harry: Music? What are you talking about?
Ron: Yeah, someone's coming.
Harry: Someone's coming.
Cho and co: (Singing) Cho Chang! Domo arigato, Cho Chang! Gung hey fat, Choy Chang! Happy, happy New Year, Cho Chang!
The teens watched the screen open-mouthed and wide-eyed. It was Ron who broke the silence.
"Wow."
Everybody laughed.
Ginny: (Speaking) Whoa, who's that?
Harry: That's Cho Chang.
Ron: That's the girl Harry's totally been in love with since freshman year.
"What?" James exclaimed. "You didn't tell us that."
Harry blushed. "It didn't seem important to mention."
"So it's true?"
"Well, no." Ron snorted and Harry glared at him. "It was just a small crush. And it wasn't really until fourth year that –"
"'Small crush'?" Hermione said disbelievingly.
"I have a girlfriend now! I'm in love with Ginny, not Cho! Can we please continue with the musical?" Harry said loudly.
Ginny grinned and kissed him on the cheek.
Hermione: Yeah, but he won't say anything to her.
Ron: Well yeah, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot!
"That actually sounds like something you would say," Ginny grimaced.
"Does not," Ron said.
"Well, actually…" Hermione began.
"Hey, you're supposed to be on my side!"
Ginny: Konichiwa, Cho Chang. It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley.
Lavender: Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!
"Did not see that coming," Sirius laughed.
Ron: That's Lavender Brown! (Does clap-thingy again) Racist sister!
"Honestly! Why am I reacting so badly to the clapping– whatever it is?"
Cho: Hey! It's all right! I'm Cho Chang, y'all.
Harry: She is totally perfect.
"No, she's definitely not," Harry shook his head.
Ron: Yeah, too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though, huh?
Harry: What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory? What is that? Who is that guy?
Cedric: (Pushing Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny aside) (Singing) Cho Chang! I am so in love with Cho Chang. From Bangkok to Ding Dang, I'll sing my love aloud for Cho Chang!
"That's also a way of introducing a new character," Remus said bemused.
Harry: (Speaking) I hate that guy! I hate him.
"I never hated him," Harry mumbled. "Disliked him, maybe, but never hated."
Ron: So are we gonna get those robes or not?
Ginny: Okay, alright, I'm going!
Ron: God, sister!
Goyle: Present you arm, nerd!
"Who's this meant to be?" Hermione asked. No one answered.
Neville: Wha-what will you…
Goyle: Indian-burn-hex
Neville: Aaaaghh!
Ron: Oh… Crabbe and Goyle.
The kids fell into fits of laughter. Even Snape smiled a little.
"Of course they're in this musical as well," Harry shook his head, still laughing.
Ginny: Are you ok?
Harry: Hey, why don't you leave Neville Longbottom alone, huh?
"That's Neville?" Hermione said surprised.
"At least he sounds more like the Harry we know now," said Ginny.
Goyle: Well, well, well. If it isn't Harry Potter. You think all because you're famous you canboss everyone around!
"Not at all," Harry sighed.
Harry: No, I just don't think it's cool for guys on your size to be picking on guys like Neville, come on.
"You tell him, Harry," Ron joked.
Goyle: Oh well, you know what I think? I think glasses are for nerds! BREAK! We hatenerds!
Crabbe: And girls!
"But… He's played by a girl."
"I think that's the joke, Hermione," Sirius answered.
Ron: Well, you asked for it! You don't mess with Harry Potter. He beat the Dark Lord when he was a baby.
"I had nothing to do with that!" Harry said exasperated. "It's my mother who–"
"Calm down mate," Ron said. "We know that."
Harry sighed. He looked to the side and saw Lily smiling proudly at him. He smiled back and returned his attention to the screen.
Hermione: Alright, everyone just calm down. Occulus Reparo!
Harry: Whoa, cool!
They laughed.
"Very clever way to give the illusion of magic," Remus chuckled.
Hermione: Okay, now let's leave these big baby childish jerks alone.
"A great insult," Malfoy drawled.
Draco: Did someone say Draco Malfoy?
Everyone laughed except Malfoy who stared blankly at the screen. Even Snape couldn't keep from chuckling along with the others.
"I'm played by a girl?" Malfoy said after a while. His expression seemed very confused and, somewhat, disappointed.
They all laughed harder at this.
"It's okay, Draco," Harry said after collecting himself. "It's not even that funny."
He could feel Malfoy glaring at him, but he didn't dear look in his direction in fear of losing it again.
Malfoy sighed and breathed, "This can't be happening."
Harry: What do you want Draco?
Draco: Crabbe, Goyle! Be a pair of purple doves and go pay for my robes, will you? So, Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts, are you? Maybe this year you'll wise up and hang out with a higher calibre of wizard.
More laughter. Malfoy seemed to bury his face deeper and deeper into his hands.
Harry: Hey, listen Malfoy, Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world. I wouldn't trade them for anything.
"Hey! You pushed me!" Ginny said indignantly, glaring at Ron.
"Well, he wasn't talking about you, now, was he?" he answered.
Draco: Have it your way. Wait, don't tell me: red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley.
Ron and Ginny glared at Malfoy who seemed very interested in a loose thread on his armchair all of a sudden.
Ron: Oh my God, lay off, Malfoy! She may be a pain in the ass, okay, but she's my pain in the ass.
"Oh, that's kind of sweet, Ron," Hermione said. Ron shrugged a bit awkwardly in response.
Draco: Well, isn't this cute? It's like a little loser family.
"Hey!" Ron spat at Malfoy.
"Don't blame me, it's the musical," Malfoy said innocently. "That's what you said, right?" he grinned.
"That's different," Ron muttered.
"How's that different, Ron?" Lily added the conversation.
"Yeah, how is that different, Ronald?" Hermione crossed her arms over her chest.
Ron looked taken aback by this sudden turn on him. He looked over at Harry for help, but Harry shook his head, not daring to get involved. Malfoy, James and Sirius could be heard sniggering. "I– I mean it's– fine! It's not! Can we watch the bloody musical now?"
Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily next year I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!
Laughter filled the room again.
"Please tell me that's a real Wizards' school," Sirius begged.
"I doubt it," Remus said, though he was laughing as well.
(Singing) This year you'll bet,gonna get outta here. The reign of Malfoy is drawing near. I'll have the greatest wizardcareer, it's gonna be totally awesome!
Look out world for the dawn of the day when everyone will do whatever I say!
Ron snorted loudly. Malfoy glared at him.
And Potterwon't be in my way, and then I'll be the one who's totally awesome!
"You think I'm awesome?" Harry asked Malfoy. "I never knew."
"Shut up, Potter," Malfoy said, though not as venomous as you'd have thought. "I never thought you were 'awesome'."
Harry shrugged. "Whatever you say."
Goyle: Yeah, you'll be the one who is totally awesome!
Hermione: Guys, come on! We're gonna miss the train.
Everyone: (Singing) Who knows how fast this year's gonna go? Hand me a glass, let the Butterbeer flow.
Harry: Maybe at last I'll talk to Cho.
Harry groaned loudly while his father and Sirius laughed at his discomfort.
Ron: Oh no, that'd be way too awesome!
Everyone: We're back to learn everything that we can. It's great to come back to where we began. And here we are – and ALAKAZAM! Here we go. This is totally awesome!
"They do say awesome in this musical a lot, don't they?" Hermione mused.
Come on and teach us everything you know. The summer's over and we're itching to go.
Neville: I think we're ready for… Albus Dumbledore!
"Dumbledore?" Harry said.
Everyone: Aaaaahhh…
Dumbledore: Welcome…
Ron, Ginny, Sirius, James and Remus started laughing while the rest were left staring at the screen utterly bewildered.
"He sure holds that note for a long time," Hermione said.
Harry nodded, still in shock of how his old Headmaster was being portrayed.
–all of you to Hogwarts! I welcome all of you to school. Did you know that here at Hogwarts we've got a hidden swimming pool?
"No they don't," Sirius said, "or we'd have found it. Right?" He added with a glance at Remus who shrugged.
Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts. Welcome hotties, nerds and tools. Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts, I'd like to go over just a couple of rules. (Speaking) My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts. You can all call me Dumbledore. Suppose you could also call me Albus, if you wanted detention. I'm just kidding. I'll expel you if you call me Albus.
More laughter erupted.
Everyone: (Singing) Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts. To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love and its all that I need and Hogwarts, Hogwarts! Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends! To –
Gryffindors: Gryffindor!
Hufflepuffs: Hufflepuff!
Ravenclaws: Ravenclaw!
Slytherins: Slytherin!
Everyone: Back to the place where our story begins, at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, what's its name?
Everyone: Hogwarts! Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I didn't hear you kids!
Everyone: Hogwarts! Hogwarts!
Harry: Man, I'm glad I'm back!
There was a lot of cheering and laughter around the room.
"Well, it's funny, I'll give them that," James said as he hugged Lily closer and kissed her cheek.
"I might never get that song out of my head," Ron laughed.
"And the way they portrayed Dumbledore?" Sirius said with a barking laugh.
"Should we see the next video?" Hermione asked looking around. Everyone murmured or nodded in agreement.
A/N: The next chapter will be out either on Wednesday or next Sunday, I'm not entirely sure.
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