Part 8
Quirrell: I thought walking home drunk was hard before.
Voldemort: We should have realised that with both of us drinking into on belly we'd gettwice as drunk.
"I'm sorry to say this, but they're kinda cute, don't you think?" Lily said.
"Cute?" James looked at her.
"Yeah, I see what you mean," Ginny answered.
"Seriously?" Sirius looked at them as if he was worried about their mental health.
Ron did the same. "This is You-Know-Who and Professor Quirrell we're talking about, you know?"
"Actually it's actors portraying the two," Hermione told him. "Or rather some version of the two. And let's be honest, these characters are nothing like they were in real life."
"Still," James muttered, "it's weird." Lily rolled her eyes and kissed him.
Hey Quirrell! Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell,Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, you remember that girl you were talking to?
Quirrell: Yeah.
Voldemort: Remember that girl you were talking to? I was talking to her sister on myside.
Quirrell: Oh, so that's why she freaked out when we stood up.
Voldemort: She didn't know that –
Both: – we were the same person!
"How could they possibly not realize that?" Harry sighed.
Quirrell: You know, I haven't had– I haven't had this much fun since Nearly HeadlessNick's– Nick's Death Day party of '91.
Voldemort: I haven't had this much fun since uh – yeah well, shit, I can't remember everhaving this much fun.
"Aw, that's so sad," Ginny cooed.
Ron raised his eyebrows at her. "Again, this is You-Know-Who we're talking about here."
"Oh, shut up!"
Quirrell: You never had fun, ever, doing anything? Maybe that's why you're so evil.
"He's evil because he didn't have any fun?" Lily said sadly.
"I can imagine that to be true," Malfoy said in an almost inaudible tone.
Voldemort: Yeah, maybe. It definitely to do with the fact that Muggles and Mudbloodsmake me sick to my stomach, but uh, yeah I guess you could me right. I guess. I mean, it'skinda funny.
Quirrell: What is it, Voldemort?
Voldemort: Oh, it's just that I never, I never ever really ever, I never really ever ever reallyever
"He's like you when you're drunk!" James grinned at Sirius who gave a barking laugh.
considered another reason for me being so evil, you know, 'cause normally I just– Ijust kill people that try to make me open up, you know. Oops! But, uh, it's kinda nice tojust, um, it's kinda nice to just talk.
Quirrell: Yeah, you know, I have to admit, I was kinda nervous when you firstcommanded that you attach yourself to my soul.
Voldemort: Yeah, I could sense that.
There were some giggles floating around the room.
Quirrell: But like, now I think it's, it's kinda cool. It's like having a really close roommateor even –
Voldemort: Yeah, like a slave. Like a Death Eater.
Quirrell: No man, it's like having a friend.
Lily let out an audible 'aw' that attracted the attention of everyone in the room. She looked at them. "What? That's adorable!"
Voldemort: I've never had a friend before.
"For dome reason I don't doubt that," Sirius said.
Quirrell: Well, looks like you've got one now.
Voldemort: Who would have thought that in the beginning of this year we'd feel likethat for each other? I guess everything is different between us now, huh?
Quirrell: (Singing) I guess it's plain to see when you look at you and me, we're different,different as can be.
Both: We simply guarantee, when you look at you and me, we're different, different, ascan be.
Quirrell: It's a comedy of sorts when you're bound to Voldemort.
Voldemort: And I'm happy as a squirrel, as long as I'm with Mister Quirrell.
Both: We'll lead him to the slaughter and we'll murder Harry Potter. We're different,different, different, different as can be.
"That took a turn…" Harry said looking at the black screen.
A/N: Review and all that, please and thank you.