Adventure Time!
Come on, grab your friends!
We'll go to very…distant lands!
Cake the Cat
And Fionna the Human
The fun will never ends!
Adventure Time!
Trouble in Lumpy Space
"Whoop!"
"Whoa!"
"Yippee."
Everyone was laughing and smiling, trying their best not to spill their tea as they bounced on the giant marshmallows. "Cheers, Lumpy Space Prince," Prince Gumball, who had mastered the Mallow Tea Ceremony years ago, said.
Fionna was holding on to her chair in a desperate attempt to stay in it. "Hah. Prince, this tea party sucks in a major way, but thanks for the invite," she said as her tea sloshed around everywhere. "Oh, don't worry Fi. The Mallow Tea Ceremony takes years to master!" Gumball assured her. "Prince! I think I just now mastered it!" Fionna exclaimed when she finally managed one bounce without spilling her tea. She looked down triumphantly into her teacup. The tea inside splashed up and all over her face.
"Awh, okay. One more bounce," she said, hopping off of the large marshmallows and face planting in the ground. "Tea partying is hard! Huh, Cake?" she asked, sitting up. Cake face planted in the ground next to her and moaned, "Yes."
"What? No way! It's super easy!" Lumpy Space Prince called down to them in his high-pitched voice. "Lumpy Space Prince, you big faker!" Fionna called back. "You're floating, not bouncing," she accused. "Fine, I'll prove it," LSP said. He deactivated his powers, and the star on his forehead dimmed. Gravity began to affect the Prince and he fell, flailing his arms.
"Oh snap!" he called as he fell. He bounced off of a marshmallow and fell towards Cake. His mouth was open in a scream when he hit the ground, causing him to bite the cat. "Ow!" she exclaimed as LSP's sharp teeth penetrated her skin.
"Oh, hey. Sorry I bit your leg," LSP said to Cake. "You're STILL biting me!" Cake exclaimed. LSP's powers came back and he floated up, off of Cake. "Oh yeah, sorry about that," he said sheepishly. "Dude! Your leg!" Fionna exclaimed, looking at her sister's leg. A small bump was starting to form. "This is…new," Cake noted as it began to swell, "But nothing ominous. It's just a bump."
"Nahh, that's no bump. It's the early stages of the Lumps," LSP informed them. "Is it serious?" Fionna asked, scared. "It just means she's turning into a Lumpy Space Girl; on account of my bite," he said, flashing his razor sharp teeth. "It's just like…you know… werewolf rules," he shrugged. He started growling like a wolf to make his point.
"Oh no!" Fionna exclaimed. "What? You think I'm gonna turn all lumpy like him?" Cake laughed. "Get outta here." As she said that, her arm started to grow even lumpy. "Fi? I think I'm freaking out!" she said, waving her arms around.
"Calm down, bud. I'll…I'll…sock the lumpiness outta you!" she exclaimed, drawing her hand back. "Hey now!" Prince Gumball called, throwing his teacup at Fionna. It shattered against the ground, and he hopped down the marshmallows. "Royal Intervention!" he said sternly. "Surely there must be an antidote to the Lumps," he asked LSP while shooting Fionna a stern look.
"Well, yeah there's an antidote; but you have to go all the way to Lumpy Space to get it, and, Cake has to use it by sundown," LSP said unconcernedly. "And what happens if she doesn't take the antidote by sundown?" Gumball asked. "She'll be lumpy-like- forever!"
"LSP, please," Fionna pleaded. "Can you tell us how to reach Lumpy Space?" "Yeah, I mean, there's a portal nearby. I can show you…whenever," he rambled. "Take us now, take us now!" Fionna and Cake cried as they pushed LSP along. Gumball started to follow them, until he realized he needed to pee.
...
"Don't go telling everyone about this portal, or whatever. It's kinda a secret," LSP said, still mad about them shoving him. They came to a clearing in the Cotton Candy Forest. There was nothing there, except a large red mushroom, and a frog. Fionna and Cake looked around for anything that looked even remotely like a portal. "Where is it?" Fionna asked. "Portal's that frog and mushroom," LSP said in a DUH voice. The frog croaked and jumped onto the mushroom. "Password, please," it instructed in a deep voice.
"WHATEVERS 2009!" LSP shrieked, his high-pitched voice causing Cake to wince and cover her highly-sensitive ears. "Good day, Lumpy Space Prince. Is your mother okay with you entering Lumpy Space with two," he stopped to croak, "Non-Lumpers?" "Just say yes!" Fionna said, starting to fidget. "Yes, yes, yes!" she kept repeating. "Yeah, whatever. Fine," LSP told the frog. The frog then stuck its tongue out and sucked them all into a strange portal.
Fionna screamed as she was plunged into Lumpy Space, a world filled with large, purple and blue themed clouds, suspended in midair. "Whoa, Lumpy Space," she breathed, taking in the beauty of it all. "So, where's the antidote?" she asked, snapping back to reality. "Hold it," LSP said, "First you should check out my house." He led them to a small purple house that looked rather soft. "It's, like, kinda lame, but way less lame then like, your house," he said, showing it off.
"Uh, could you skip to the part where you tell us where the antidote is?" Cake interrupted.
"It's up there, at Makeout Point," LSP scoffed at her rudeness. "That's so close!" Fionna yelled, happily as she looked over at the large hill LSP was talking about. "We can run there in no…" she trailed off as she climbed over the small hill she was on and noticed the large expand of space between the two clouds.
"Awh, what?" she exclaimed, outraged. "It's like a million mile fall into space!" she complained. "Yeah, you have to travel by car in my world. Or else you'll fall into the Lumpy Abyss," LSP explained.
"SON!"
LSP, Fionna, and Cake turned around to see a large Lumpy woman pulling up in a car. "Have you brought smooth people into our domain?" she had a high-pitched voice, just like her son, that caused Cake to wince. "I…had…too…mom! I'm…trying…to…help…them!" LSP said, trying not to lose his cool, "So don't lumpin' yell at me!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" another high-pitched voice asked. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" LSP's mom turned around, revealing another Lumpy Space person. "I said, LUMP OFF, DAD!" LSP shrieked. "LUMPOFFOHMYGLOB," LSP exploded. He stopped screaming and tried to even his breathing while still glaring at his parents. Fionna walked up behind him. "Uhh," she poked him. "WHAT!" he snapped at her. "Vroom, vroom?" she moved her hands in the same motion as a steering wheel. "Oh yeah," he said, turning back to his parents. "I need to borrow the car," he said casually. "You have made your father cry for the last time, son. You are hereby banned from using the Royal Car!" his mother shrieked, slamming the door to the house.
"Shucks! I lumping hate them!" LSP cried. "I'm really, really sorry Fi, but I can't help you, because my parents are horrible idiots!" he complained. "Don't you know anyone else with a car?" Fionna pleaded. "My friend Malachi has a car. But he's dating my ex-girlfriend, Bree," LSP said. "Call him…now," Fionna said through gritted teeth. "Hmph," he took out his cell phone. "Call; BFF 66" he said into it.
Malachi answered the phone. "Hello?" he asked, his voice just as high-pitched as everyone else's. "Hey Malachi. What's up?" Malachi started screaming unintelligible things through the phone. "What'd he say?" Fionna asked. "I'm asking him, geez!" LSP said, turning away from the Human girl. "Malachi, just listen," he said, getting annoyed.
"Have you forgotten what day this is?"
"Malachi, I'm trying to help out some friends!"
"Tonight is the weekly Prom-coming game!"
"Oh Glob, I forgot."
"What's she saying?" Fionna screamed.
LSP turned to the girl. "Tonight is the weekly, Prom-coming game!" He turned back around. "Oh, it's gonna be so flipping amazing!" "LSP, we don't have time for this," Fionna said, her calm façade starting to break, "Ask for the ride, LSP."
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh," LSP rambled on while Fionna snatched his phone out of his hand. "Malachi," she said, imitating LSP's voice. "Will you…drive us to…Makeout Point… to…make…out…with…hot girls," she said, fighting off LSP who was desperately trying to snatch his phone back. "Oh, LSP. You so bad," Malachi laughed through the phone. "Be there in a second!" "Bye-uh," Fionna answered as LSP grabbed his phone back.
She did a flip to get up from where LSP had pinned her down. "Sorry, but Cake's lumpiness is worsening!" she exclaimed, motioning towards Cake who's left side was almost completely lumpy. "Actually, I think I'm beating it back with sheer will power!" Cake exclaimed. Her eye lumped-up and she pushed it back down, mumbling, "Oh my." "Yeah whatever," LSP waved it off, "Just don't mess with my phone again.
"YO!" Malachi pulled up behind the three in his car. He pulled into LSP's driveway, running Fionna over in the process. "Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go!" she said, hopping up and fixing the ears on her bunny hat.
Malachi and LSP sat in the front of the car while Fionna and Cake occupied the back. There was strange, loud, wordless music blasting through the speakers. "Awh, Fi, this music ducks, right?" Cake said, covering her ears. She shook her head violently and exclaimed, "I love this song! We should totally TP Angela's house!" in the high-pitched voice she hated, while throwing her arms in the air. She shook her head again. "Gracious! That was terrible!" she exclaimed, back to normal. "Fi, if you can't save me from the Lumps, if I do turn; if I become lumpy like them, I want you to-" Fionna cut her off by pulling her into a hug. "It's not gonna come to that," she exclaimed. "But if it does, I'll burry you under the nicest, most shadiest tree-"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" Cake exclaimed, jumping away from her sister. "I'm saying that, If I go totally lumpy, I want you to get used to Lumpy Cake," she finished. "What did you think I was saying?" she narrowed her eyes at her sister. "Oh, uh, heheh," Fionna laughed nervously. "CAN'T THIS CAR GO ANY FASTER?" she yelled at the front seat, changing the subject.
"We are already here," Malachi said. "Hi Fi," he added, smiling brightly at her. "We've been here for like, five minutes," LSP said, annoyed. "Finally!" Fionna said triumphantly, jumping out of the car. She looked around and saw that they were at someone's house. "This doesn't look like Makeout Point," she noted.
"This is Bree's house. You wanted a ride to Makeout Point?" Malachi exclaimed, lifting Fionna up by her shirtfront. "You think I want to make out with you?" he demanded. He looked her over. "Well, maybe I do… but," he smirked. He realized what he had said, and quickly snapped, "I have a girlfriend, Fi!" before slinging the girl over his shoulder. Fionna slammed against the car and quickly got to her feet. "LSP we've gotta hurry!" she said patiently, "Cake's running out of time!" "Hey, this is hard for me too. I mean, I used to share chilli-cheese fries with Bree, so there's gonna be lots of romantic tension on this ride." LSP answered, his eyes growing misty as he remembered the past.
"Hey,"
Malachi returned with a small, green Lumpy Space Person. "It's Bree!" he announced picking her up by the arm and swinging her around. "You miss me LSP?" Bree asked with a smirk. "Scootch over Fi; I'm gonna sit in the back," LSP said gloomily.
….
"This is it," LSP announced as they pulled up to Makeout Point. "Let's go," Fionna said, hopping out of the car with Cake close behind. "Wait, watch yourself Fi. The guys who use the antidote up there are notorious for being…" LSP looked around to make sure no one was listening before leaning in and whispering, "Smooth Posers." "What does that mean?" Fionna asked. "It just means what it means," LSP answered, crossing his arms. "Hurry, just get the antidote so we can get outta here," he added. "Thanks LSP," Fionna smiled before she and Cake took off. "Bumps!" LSP called the girls. They turned around. "Uh, yeah Bumps," they said unsurely. Cake's lumpiness spread to her head. "Aw man!" she complained as Fionna picked her up and ran to the top of the hill.
When the two girls made it to the top, they saw two Lumpy girls floating around a smooth-looking girl with long, dirty-blonde hair. "Hey guys," Fionna greeted, "Lookin' smooth!" "Really? You think we're smooth?" the one on the right, who was blue and had glasses, asked, smiling. "Well, mostly you in the center, but yeah," Fionna smiled. They glared at Fionna and Cake. "Why are you sucking up to us?" the one in the middle asked. "My best friend needs an antidote for Lumpiness," Fionna answered honestly. "Yeah, lumpiness SUCKS!" the green one on the left exclaimed. "Hey Monique, your time is up, smooth hog. My turn," she said, pushing Monique off of a small, white orb. She sat on it and turned smooth, with green hair just a shade brighter than her skin while Monique turned lumpy.
"So the antidote is in that orb you were sitting on," Fionna noticed. "This orb is the antidote, brah," the, now smooth, green person explained. "Can my friend borrow it?" Fionna asked, excitedly. "Yeah, sure. As long as you give it right back." The green person got off of the orb and tossed it to Fionna. "Hamacow!" Fionna exclaimed. "Thanks, fellas," she added.
"What's taking so long?"
LSP came up behind Fionna and Cake. "Did those Smooth-heads give you the orb already, or what?" he demanded. The green person took the orb away from Fionna. "Is this another 'friend' of yours?" she asked. "What do you care? Just give them the antidote already, and stop being such a poser," LSP demanded.
"Sorry kid, we changed our minds," Monique said, taking the orb and leading the other two away. Fionna gaped and turned to LSP. "Why did you have to say all those rude things to them?" she demanded. "What? I was helping you!" LSP defended. "Thanks a lot! They were just about to hand over the antidote!" Fionna exclaimed. "You're…welcome a lot," LSP said, not catching the sarcasm in Fionna's voice. "You insulted them! And then they got mad! And now Cake's gonna be lumpy forever!" Fionna yelled. "This is all your fault!"
LSP looked hurt. "Well, now I know how you really feel. I was just trying to help but, whatever." He opened his eyes, and his cool, emotionless façade broke. "No, no, not whatever," he exclaimed. "I know I mess things up sometimes, but I'm really trying! And you're supposed to be my friends! Not like my other fake friends! You know what? I'm going to Prom-coming!" he stormed off, almost crying. Fionna's face burned with shame.
"Are you coming or not, Lumpy Cake?"
"No, 'cause no matter how messed-up and Lumpy I get, this kid never turns her back on me!" Cake smiled at Fionna. Fionna smiled back brightly. Cake's body shook violently for a few seconds before she turned completely Lumpy. "Hold on just a second, I just gotta turn my back on this kid," she said in a high-pitched voice, turning on Fionna and floating over to LSP. "CAKE! It's almost sunset!" Fionna called after her sister, who was now driving away in Malachi's car.
Fionna stared at the car that was traveling farther into the distance. "Cake… I didn't save her. I…" tears filled her eyes, but she fought them back and instead, screamed. "I'LL…KILL…YOU… LUMPY SPACE!" she declared, punching the ground with each word. "Chill out girl." Fionna turned around to see the three Lumpy Girls from earlier. "I thought you guys left," Fionna said. "We were drawn back by your plaintiff screams. We dig your directionless fury," Monique said, smiling. "Um, thanks," Fionna answered, unsurely. "Respect," Monique nodded. "Here," she tossed the orb to Fionna, making a whooshing noise.
Fionna caught the orb and smiled happily. "Take it. Win your guy back," Monique smiled. "Yeah, there's no girl. But there's still time to save Cake!" Fionna said happily. "Do any of y'all know where Prom-coming is?" she asked. "Prom-coming takes place all the way down there on that Land Lump," Monique explained, pointing to a cloud with a small building that kind of resembled gelatin. "Awesome. Any of y'all got wheels?" she asked. "No, we were all ditched here, just like you," Monique answered sadly. "Well, do you think I'd make it to that land lump if I jumped off this cliff?" Fionna asked nervously, perching on the edge.
"Are you kidding? A Smoothie like you would plummet right into the eternal void!" Monique exclaimed. "What if I was Lumpy, then? Could I float over?" she asked. The green Lumpy Space Person immediately shot the idea down. "No, no! It's too dangerous!" she protested. "I'd say there's a fifty/fifty chance of you making it," the blue one commented. "That's good enough for me," Fionna answered, "Now bite me!" All three of the Lumpy Space People protested. "ARGH!" Fionna yelled, sticking her arm in the blue one's mouth and kicking her jaw shut. She pushed her leg into Monique's mouth and slammed her head into the Green One's mouth. "Yes, I can feel the multiple bites accelerating the lump-i-fication process!" Fionna smiled determinedly as she started to turn lumpy. "I'm starting to float!" she exclaimed. "Don't jump, girl!" the Green One pleaded. "I have to; for my buddy," Fionna announced before jumping off of the cliff.
"Wow, she's insane."
Fionna crashed into the roof of the building where Prom-coming was being held. "I made it! And there she is!" Fionna cheered as she saw her sister dancing with a bunch of lumpy people. "Oh yeah, Prom-coming, so cool," Lumpy Cake laughed. "Cake!" Fionna called over to her sister. "I'm mostly lumpy now, and I totally think you should sit on this orb," she said. "No!" Cake protested, moving so that she wouldn't touch the orb. She slapped the orb out of Fionna's hands. "Please, Cake! You're my best friend, just sit on the sphere!" Fionna pleaded.
Cake narrowed her eyes. "Shyeah I remember you. You're just a smoothie-wannabe-lumpy-poser!" Cake exclaimed. "Please, Cake! Sit on it, before I turn completely lumpy!" Fionna demanded, trying to pull Cake down on the orb. "No!" Cake floated roughly out of Fionna's reach, causing her to face plant. "Oh no, I feel the lumpiness…about to consume me!" Fionna cried as she turned completely Lumpy.
"Oh yeah, being Lumpy is the best!" Fionna said in a high-pitched voice. "Hey, stop talking to yourself, dumb person," Cake said, breezing past Fionna, "Take your ball and get outta here." "Fine, I don't want you to have it anyway," Fionna said smugly, floating away. "Oh, so now I can have it, 'aye?" Cake challenged. "That's right, it's mine!" Fionna said, turning away from Cake.
"Gimmie that ball!"
"No, you can't have it!"
"Give it!"
"No!"
"I want it! Give it to me!"
"You want it that bad, go get it then!"
Fionna threw the orb across the room. "Bumps!" Cake yelled as she fell onto the orb. She turned back into regular Cake and gasped. "I'm not lumpy anymore!" she cheered. "Oh no," she said, looking at Fionna, who was still Lumpy. "Fi, buddy! Please sit on this orb!" she exclaimed.
"No!" Fionna yelled, running from Cake as the players from the game started to come in. "You're just a smoothie-" she was cut off as she ran into one of the players and blacked out.
"Fi! Fionna," Cake called. Fionna opened her eyes and saw Cake, a cat again. "We made it dude," she smiled. "Eh, there's something cold under my butt," Fionna complained, sitting up. "Oh, it's the antidote," she laughed, noticing the orb.
She stood up and walked over to LSP. "LSP, sorry I blew up at you before, I didn't mean it," Fionna apologized. "I was just really stressed out," she explained. "You know, it's fine," LSP accepted her apology. "You and Cake can make it up to me by dancing this last dance with me!" he cheered. "I'm cool with that," Fionna laughed. "Cake?" she asked.
Cake crossed her arms. "That sounds totally lame," she said in her Lumpy voice. Everyone gasped. "Haha, I'm just kidding, lets dance!"
And so, Fionna, Cake, and LSP danced, and the day was saved.