So, someone requested an "I'm not your type" joke with Percy and Nico. Here, you have four funny head canons about them!
Disclaimer: I don't own PJO
The seven-*sitting around Nico at the Hades table*
Percy- So, Nico ... you know we all want to see you happy, and since I'm not your type, which, besides, is totally unbelie-
Jason- So what's your type?
Nico- Umm, I like blonde hair...
The seven- *turning their heads to stare at Jason*
Nico- And blue eyes...
The seven- *widening their eyes while staring at Jason*
Jason- Like m-
Nico- No.
Nico- I like freckles too.
Will- *jumps in* I knew it!
Nico hates playing Pokémon with the seven. Not because they can't play, but whenever Nico picks a water type Pokémon, Percy throws a tantrum about how Squirtle isn't his type and how he himself isn't either.
Nico- *goes to the beach*
Nico- *starts writing in the sand*
The tide washes away the writing and replaces it with;
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT YOUR TYPE"
Nico- *playing pkm* I think I'll choose Squirtle.
Percy- Oh really?
Nico- Oh no.
Percy- I never really thought.
Nico- Please don't.
Percy- I mean why would you choose the water one?
Nico- Please!
Percy- I didn't think IT WAS YOUR TYPE!
Nico- LEAVE ME ALONE