Chapter 2: Natsu isn't a liar, but…

"Shut up, Bixlow, and come here, right now!" Lucy was going to the guilt and he was asking her if she could stay and rub his back "I'm going and you haven't eaten your breakfast"

"That's because I want to eat you first" He hugged her from behind just wearing a pair of trousers "And then the food"

They were having happy time, like a honeymoon…until Bixlow arrived to Fairy Tail and Mirajane attack him with a tray.

"Bixlow! How could you? Such a sick pervert are you!" That was just the beginning; Mirajane saw him and began to shout at him "I have told the master already! You should get punish for being a completely pig"

He didn't even know what he had done! On the other hand, Lucy was being comforted by the female part of the guild as she had been raped or something worse…They thought that even if Natsu had told what he had seen, nobody will ever believe him, and Lucy went to the guild fifteen minutes before with a big smile like nothing had happened.

"To treat a lady like some sort of sex doll" Eh? He didn't understand a thing! Mirajane kept hitting him with her tray with each word and it hurt! "You should be embarrassed with your behaviour!"

Bixlow looked around, every person in the guild was looking at him with murderous eyes, and he hadn't opened his mouth yet! Natsu was in the middle, nodding and cheering Mira and he went directly to him.

"What had you told them? You, idiot!" Master appeared his eyes were resigned with the situation. They had judged him without asking his story version.

"Bixlow, I wasn't expecting that from you…Really…I had thought…" Master started with sorrow and Bixlow was fed up with that shit!

"I don't know what I have done!" Bixlow shouted and Natsu try to punch him, like he could! Bixlow wasn't a Raijinshuu for nothing.

"You're controlling Lucy so you can sleep with her!" That was good "You said it yesterday"

"Eh?" It wasn't Bixlow who shouted, it was Lucy, she hadn't understood anything and no one had told her what was going on "He didn't say nothing like that, Natsu!"

"I said she was my lover, no that I was…raping her?" They should have told to the guild since the first day, but instead they had kept it like some dirty secret "I hadn't done anything to Lucy and she is with me because she wants"

Everyone shouted at the same time, ones to Natsu, others to the couple and the Raijinshuu was simply there. Fried and Evergreen couldn't believe it! Evergreen started to laugh nervously and Fried smiled. If Laxus were there he would have pointed to Bixlow and say something ironical.

"But…but…you were rude with her!"

"I said I was going to fuck her…It isn't like I didn't full fit it" Lucy blushed and hit Bixlow who was laughing maniacally.

"They don't need to know it, you creepy!" Even if it was true, it was unnecessary

"But I'm sure they heard you from here, cosplay queen~" Another punch "And if they didn't I will make sure they will tonight"

"I think today I'm going to sleep in my house and you in yours, pervert!"

Lucy gave him her back but she wasn't talking seriously, Bixlow knew that and smiled. She would go with him to his house and they would have sex, kinky sex. He went with Evergreen; Lucy had said he should apologize for being an arse with his comrade.

"So…you're together as together" Levy was the first asking, but Bisca, Cana and Juvia were expecting to know "Since when?"

"We started to go out three months ago" It had seemed less but it was true. They had being going out for three months.

Nobody could believe it! Bixlow and Lucy? They were opposite, he a crazy man, she a sweet and caring woman. How could they end together?

"I'm sorry for calling you a slut, yesterday" Evergreen smiled and nodded.

"It seems Lucy wears the pants in this relationship and you have a very short leash, Bixlow" He had to pay for being offensive and he would endure her pranks for a while "Don't you think, Fried?"

"I think you're right, Evergreen" Bixlow looked coldly to them but he didn't say anything "Where is our short-tempered friend?"

"I think he got his nuts cut" It would be a long day.