Interview with Akami-sama, Part Two!
Pfft, Pfft, Pfft, Pfft... Huh? OH! I have company! ahahhahahahaha, finally... this damn limbo is boring as fu-... oh, it's you guys... Fine, I'll answer your damn questions. Take a sit in front of me, sorry if I can't make a seat in this blank space. Now, what are your questions?
Q: Who is the fourth girl that needs to be saved?!
A: Ah... You thought it was Monika, But it was her! Sarah!(Jojo Reference) Hhhahhhaha! Joke... The author doesn't want me to talk about it. But I think we guys already know.
Q: What is Maido? And what did you do with her?
A: Oh, her... You see, when I kept traveling trough realities, no one really took care of my collection. So I made her body, then coded her AI, and I programmed her to take care of my pocket dimension. And I sometimes grope her when I get the chance. So, yeah... she is basically a maid, hence the name 'Maido'.
Q: What is that pocket dimension?
A: Well, it's like a backpack and a house combined! It's large and spacious and all of my items are stored in there, along with a TV, a bathroom and all the basic rooms of a house.
Q: Where are we?
A: Frankly... I don't know. It seems we are in the border of two worlds. The door behind me is a gate that leads into some locked and distorted reality.
Q: Why did you have to die?
A: Hmmm, I've already explained that... but the author also wants to see Yoku have a hard time saving the girls.
Q: In your collection, what is the most interesting?
A: Ummmmm... It's either the Phone Microwave from Steins;Gate or Alucard's twin pistols. I got them by copy pasting the data into my dimension.
Q: That hard-drive you got there, the one with your anime collection, where did you get it?
A: When I spawned into existence, I already have this on me. It is actually pretty strange.
Q: From what country are you from?
A: I don't really know... It seems I'm half Japanese and half Caucasian... Damn Author! Since the author doesn't know how to speak or write English that well, I have to be the one to write it all down and translate it... Sigh~... This is the problem with being an omniglot, it confuses you when someone is talking to you in another language and writing it down in another.
Q: What is your relationship with TheReader1118?
A: Hmmmmm... A slave perhaps? No, he might read this later and change the password, a subordinate!
Q: What are your thoughts about the upcoming Yuri arc?
A: Oh boy, I sure am excited! I was told that it is possibly the longest and darkest of all the arcs. You know, TheReader1118 actually dislikes this arc due to the similar experience we had with one of our close friends. That is the reason he took a break for a while, it is a little uncomfortable for him because that person is close to him, thankfully she managed to recover from such a low point in her life. If any of your friends suffers from this kind of behavior and problem, please talk to them about it, but don't force them. Talking with them might actually save their lives.
Q: So, are you sad about leaving them behind?
A: Of course! They were my family! It was heartbreaking for me to part with them... it's like I felt that kind of pain before and it hurts.
Q: So... when is the next chapter gonna be updated?
A: Probably tomorrow morning.
Q: Do you have anything to say?
A: Well... not really. I hope you visit me some other time tho, bye!
Okay, bye Akami-sama! Keep up the great work!
Ahahaha, man I really like this review section. Especially Vanillapowpow, that person really helps me analyze each chapter's high and low points. Now... to continue reading DarkasCrimson's fanfic. What a beast, in a span of two days I'm already 8 chapters behind. A really good read BTW, if you guys are still here.