" Hello! Akami-sama here again for the usual question and answer portion! We have a special guest joining us today, and I'd like to introduce her. Come on up, Sayori!"

*Poof*" Wha?! Huh?! W-Where am I?!"

" Welcome to Limbo, Sayori! Anyways, thank you f-"

" Akami-sama! W-Where are we??? I'm scared! Yoku! Yoku where are you?!"

" Calm down. We're not in immediate tr-"

" Waaaaah!!! Yoku!!! Save me!!!"

" Geezus, this place isn't that scary.

Akami-sama looks around the white space that surrounds them.

" Okay, maybe it does look a little scary..."

" Akami-sensei...*sniff* I-I don't understand... Why am I in heaven?"

" Heaven?! Ahaha! You're not dead! I just pulled you out for a moment for this short interlude."

" I-interlude?"

" Yup! You see Sayori, you guys are just a character in a story created by some bored being that is me. From time to time, I'd answer the questions of the confused masses that tune in to this tale!"

" Huh? I... I don't get it..."

" You're in a damn fanfic, Sayori."

" What's a fanfic?"

" For the love of- Just answer the questions I'm gonna read to you, ok?"

" O-Ok..."

Q: How did you get your powers?

S: Powers? Oh! You mean Monika's powers! It seems when she gave me the duty to look after the club for the day, she gave me the Club President title.

A: Ahaha! Have you done anything with your powers?

S: Coding is hard! I'm still trying to figure out how to give myself food whenever I'm hungry.

A: Ok, moving on.

Q: Are your powers temporary?

S: I'm... not sure. I hope so, coding makes my head ache.

Q: Did you break the fourth wall?

S: Not really. But I did found out that our world is fake though, bummer.

A: Are you sad abou that?

S: Of course! I felt SUPER depressed when I found out that nearly all of my memories with Yoku are fake.

A: Do you want to change that?

S: Can I?!

A: Nope. You can't.

S: Awwww...

A: But the author can, and that author is a monster. He can destroy Yoku's entire progress if he wished so!

S: *gasp* W-Will the author really do that?!

A: Can't say. Hey look! You have a fan smiling at our conversation!

S: Huh?! Oh, hello!

( Sayori is waving at you politely and sweetly.)

S: Sorry I can't see you, but I sure hope you can see me!

A: Ahaha! Let me steal the spotlight for a bit. We digress.

Q: Do you love Yoku?

S: Maybe... Is Monika not listening?

A: Nope! The only people here is me and you, along with a few... uhhh... hundred? Are there at least a hundred people reading this? Yeah, a hundred other people as well.

S: That just makes it even more embarrassing, meanie!

A: Next question.

Q: Can we hug you to make you feel better about your sadness?

A: Ooh! It's a Sayori fan!

S: A fan of me? Sure! But the screen poses a challenge though... I'll just hug you instead!

( Sayori hugs the space in front of her, trying her best to return the hug you're picturing in your mind right now)

S: Hugs make me feel better when I'm sad. Did you like that hug?

A: Some are just nodding. A few are smiling in amusment and a handful is either thinking about saying yes, or already said yes.

S: Really? I'm glad you guys enjoyed it! Well, just tell Akami-sensei to bring me here if you want me to hug you guys again!

A: Let's move on, shall we?

Q: What did you do last chapter?

S: Oh... I made Yoku-

A: Oh! Would you look at that! The author got lazy, again!

S: What? Boo!

A: He's packing up stuff... Huh? A note?! Let's see... Vacation?!

S: The author is going on a vacation?! Where?!

A: It says here "Don't worry, I'm not going on a hiatus. I'm going somewhere. Be back in a few?!"

S: What does that mean, Akami-sensei?

A: That means it's time for me to wipe your memory about this place and send you back. Bye!

S: Huh? Wai-

*Poof* Anyways, Akami-sama here wishing you guys a good night or a goodmorning. Bye-bye!