A/N: Here's the add of the week, because I don't want to deal with this later in the week. I'm having so much fiction trouble it's not even funny and I want some fiction time to try and work things out. I think my fiction just took off its wedding ring.
Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight or make a profit from this.
"Don't even try to make a joke out of it." I growled as I tugged at the waistband of my jeans. I hate my period so much it's not even funny, and I'm not joking when I say that Midol doesn't work for vampires.
"I'm not going to make fun of you for that." Senri muttered, sprawling himself out on my bed. "It's not your fault."
"Aidou thinks otherwise." I sighed as I slipped into the bathroom to change into sweatpants. When Aunt Flo comes to town, you just can't win.
"Isn't it ironic that vampire girls have a period when vampires drink blood?" Senri asked through the door. Trust him to be the only one not to tippy-toe around something like a menstrual cycle.
"Yes." I tugged on the sweatpants and opened the door, throwing the jeans in the general vicinity of my dresser. "But I also find it strange that we have nosebleeds and bleed when cut." I throw myself on the bed next to him and bury my face in his shirt. "Oh, God, I think I'm going to die before I go to class tonight."
Somewhere down the hall a slap resounded. We looked at each other in simple understanding; Ruka was hormonal and was taking it out on Aidou.
"Why is it that you and Ruka always have your period at the same time?" Senri asked, blinking his bright blue eyes at me.
"Because Mother Nature is the biggest bitch ever." I replied, completely straight faced.
"I think someone's hormonal other than Ruka." Senri raised an eyebrow at me. He held my gaze for a few moments, and just when I was about to slap him, a smile spread across his face and he chimed, "Just joking."
I ended up kissing him instead.
A/N: A really short one, but I was trying to be funny and I felt like a I was doing a crappy job of it, so I tied it off. What did you think?