Chapter Three: Wait. . . Ed's the oldest?

Harry opened his eyes partially and looked at a blurry wall. He sat up and moved his hands over to the left side of the bed where his bed side table normally sat, it wasn't there. He was puzzled for a moment then he thought his cousin Dudley was playing a prank on him. Then he heard a voice that was male and sounded a tad annoyed, it said "Hey you're up finally."

"Brother don't be so mean he's probably still sore." said a small voice that sounded like it belonged to a ten year old boy. Harry squinted his eyes in the direction of the voices but all he could see was blobs of colors. "I'm sorry sir my brother isn't normally this rude." said the little boy voice. "Here's your glasses." said the male voice a little less annoyed now.

Harry reached and grabbed his glasses. Then he put them on. Everything was much clearer now that he had his glasses on. He looked at the person that handed him his glasses and saw a short boy with long hair pulled back in a braid. He sat with his legs and arms crossed. He leaning in his chair and he stared at him trying to remember if he had seen him before. The boy failed in remembering and decided he was new.

Then asked "So, what's your name?" He had a raised eyebrow and a curious look on his face. "I-I'm Harry, Harry Potter." Harry managed to stutter. The boy looked at him racking his brain to figure out if he had ever met someone with the name Harry, his golden eyes focused in the attempt. He failed yet again and said "Well you must be new. The name's Ed, Edward Elric" He smirked.

Then Harry asked "Where am I?" Ed looked flabbergasted at the question. "Sorry to answer a question with a question but WHAT THE HELL? FIRST WE FIND YOU PASSED OUT IN AN ALLY AND YOU FANT AGAIN STILL IN THE ALLY AND WE BRING YOU TO A HOSPITAL TO GET YOU CHECKED OUT AND I'M EVEN PAYING FOR IT AND EVEN AFTER ALL THIS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?" Ed yelled at the top of his lungs.

Harry's eyes got wide and then he remembered the other night. The huge suit of armor was carrying his friends. Harry then jumped over to his clothes and grabbed his wand from his over sized jeans noticing that instead of normal hospital gowns he had light blue pants and a light blue shirt that actually fit him. After being confused for a minute he turned and pointed his wand at Ed and noticing the suit of armor sitting in the corner he turn towards it, then back again.

He glared at Ed his wand arm shaking. Ed was trying not to laugh. When he regained himself he looked at Harry with raised eyebrows his golden eyes glowing with amusement. "What are you gonna do with that wrack me? Sorry to disappoint but I'm not a bug." Ed said. He could no longer hold the laughter back and once he started he couldn't stop. He fell off his chair laughing his ass off.

Harry glared at him with loathing and yelled "STUPIFY" nothing happened. Ed was still laughing on the floor. Then the armor moved while Harry was shaking with fear because his spell hadn't worked. The armor picked Ed up and sat him on his chair. "Brother you sound like you're insane. Calm down." said the armor. Ed didn't listen he was still laughing like a maniac. Then the armor got an idea and said "I'll tell Winry that you still cuddle with your pillow like a stuffed toy."

Ed stopped laughing and turned bright red. Then he yelled "DO NOT!" "You know you do just admit it…" said the armor. Then he turned to Harry and said "I'm really sorry Mr. Potter I know you must be really confused, and to answer your question you're in Dublith hospital." Harry noticed the voice was the one he heard that sounded like a ten year olds.

He was even more flabbergasted at that then the fact his spell didn't work. He stared in astonishment for a while then he asked the suit of armor "H-h-how o-o-old a-are y-you?" The armor was surprised at the question. Then he answered "I'm fourteen and brother's fifteen." Harry raised an eyebrow and pointed at Ed.

"He's the older one?" Harry asked. He knew if you compared their voices Edward was defiantly the older of the two. However in height his brother had the advantage. The armor giggled at Harry's question however Ed didn't find it amusing at all. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HALF PINT MIDGET WHO WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO REACH A COUNTER?" Ed yelled. He stated flailing his fists in the air. He would have hit Harry across the room if the armor boy didn't grab him. Harry had a fearful look on his face and his eyes were wide with fear. Ed got out of the armors grasp and he hit Harry so hard he passed out again.

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