What we do when we're bored
Keika: Hello everyone~ We're bored again, so we are doing episode 2 now~ Enjoy~
Hotaru: Thank you for your support, people~!
I can't believe we actually got good reviews on this!
Keika: Well, BELIEVE IT.
Episode 2
In the theme song, when:
When Shizuo threw the mailbox thingy at Izaya.
Hotaru: Nothing says "I love you" more than a mailbox thingy~ (Stolen from a demotivational poster! Pwahaha~)
Keika: … *sighs*
When Kida put his arm around Mikado.
Hotaru: How could we miss this?
Keika: Actually, I was thinking about it…
The beginning, when Kida and Mikado looks at each other and smiles in the entrance ceremony.
Keika: D'AWW, THEY SMILED AT EACH OTHER~~~!
When Magenta (Rio) is talking to Nakura.
Hotaru: IIIIZAYAAAAAA! *claps gleefully*
Keika: Oh go die in a hole.
Shizuo: It's not that I'm busy; I just don't want to spend more than 2 ½ minutes of my life with you!
Keika: SINCE WHEN DID HE START TALKING MATH? Oh well, either way Shizu-chan is AMAZING.
Hotaru: Hopeless fangirl.
Keika: Oh shut the—
Hotaru: Hopeless fangirl that can't even type properly.
Keika: … I'm the one who's typing, shut the f—
(Censored. No swearing~)
Izaya: I'm Nakura.
Magenta: …Are you really Nakura?
Hotaru: NO HE'S KANRA
Keika: NO HE'S IZAYA
When Izaya looks back at Magenta after he explained everything.
Hotaru: OMG I LOVE YOUR LOGIC
Keika: I like to live in the world of NO LOGIC.
When Izaya grabs Magenta's hand, leading her.
Keika: MAKE SURE SHIZU-CHAN DOESN'T SEE YOU! HE GETS JEALOUS!
Hotaru: Oh how I wish that was Shizu-chan's hand…
Izaya shows Magenta the blood splatter.
Hotaru: I would be laughing so hard if that was fake blood.
Keika: *dies of laughter*
Izaya pulls Magenta back before she falls to her death, and into a hug.
Keika/Hotaru: OHH? CHEATING ON SHIZU-CHAN I SEE?
Izaya leaves.
Hotaru: Aww he left…
Keika: NOOOO COME BACK!
Celty's shadows form a web to catch Magenta.
Hotaru: It's Spiderman!
Keika: *sings Spiderman theme song*
Kida: Where do you want to go? I'll take you anywhere you want to, so pay for my meal.
Keika: You just want to eat with Mikado, don't you. I see what you're getting at. xD
Hotaru: Ooh? A date, hm?
Mikado: Hm… A bookstore, then.
Kida: A bookstore? You can find them in any corner…
Mikado: Well, let's go home first, then…
Keika: Mikado… So DIRECT. O.O
Hotaru: Getting intimate now I see~
Last scene with Izaya and Celty…
Keika/Hotaru: HOLY DAMN IT'S IZAAAAAAAYAAAAAA!
(Line)
Keika: …Yeah, we're good. Probably.
Hotaru: Next episode: The cell phone scene! :DD And finally a fight between Izaya and Shizu-chan!
Keika: HOLY DAMN SHIZU-
Hotaru: I scared myself with how much detail I remember from each episode…
Keika: Ok well good for you.