Summer: Shit, guess that's what happens when you piss off Melody. *Looks at the camera* Oh! Hey, um I bet you weren't expecting an update today. Well, neither was I. But I guess Tronmaster has a schedule to keep. Anyway, he wanted to say how much he appreciates all the love and support that the Reading has gotten. And of the increase of support that RWBY: General's Remnant has gotten. Anyway, I suppose we should watch and see which of the eight members of teams RWBY and JNPR gets their Guardian Forces.
Yang opened the book and began to read, but Alicia had something she wanted to say to everyone.
"Hey Aunt Yang, before you start reading I have something to say."
Everyone turned to Alicia, even Tronmaster. As he was confused.
"Guys, I'm going to be an Aunt!" Alicia said, mirth in her voice.
"Holy shit. Wait, Willow's pregnant? Tronmaster asked, getting a nod of conformation from his girlfriend.
"Well now, good for her!" Tronmaster said, 'Yang, if you will?"
Yang now began to read.
[Lie Ren: Age 14]
"Hey, Renny's getting a Guardian Force!" Nora said hugging her best friend/crush.
"Yep, it was three members of RWBY, and now it's three members of JNPR." Tronmaster said.
"Man this windstorm hasn't let up all week." Nora said looking out the hole that used to bee a window, seeing as the wind tore it off yesterday.
"Damn, that's got to be some strong wind." Qrow said, dumbfounded.
"Yeah, sometimes we encounter some crazy winds where we go on our travels." Alicia said.
The wind was so bad that there was practically a tornado going on outside, yet the oddly enough the most damage that seemed to be caused was a few missing windows.
"Really, that's the only damage that was caused?" Weiss asked.
"Wait, the funny part is coming up soon." Alicia said with a smirk.
Well, and a rather unlucky Grimm flying through with a tree going through it's body, but nothing bad has actually happened to the locals of the village.
The sight of the impaled Grimm caused a chorus of laughter from all of the readers.
"Good lord, that's freaking hilarious!" Yang said in between laughs.
"Oh and Jaune, before I forget, Phoenix, the guy who wanted me to have you guys read this, said that Water is a very good spell for Junctioning." Tronmaster said.
"Ah, so I don't need to worry about being a human faucet?" Jaune asked, getting a nod of agreement from Tronmaster.
'Nora, please don't stick your head out the window." Ren said as he shuffled through the dwindling supply in the hotel rooms pantry.
"Damn Ren, I would've thought people would wait until the apocalypse to start looting stuff." Tronmaster said with a smirk.
Ren just looked at him in deadpan.
"Okay Ren." Nora said, "When are you gonna start more pancakes?" she added picking up her stuffed sloth.
"MR SNUGGLE CLAWS!" Nora said at the sight of her stuffed sloth.
"Mr. Snuggle Claws?" Pyrrha asked.
"Nora's stuffed sloth. She got it not too long after..." Ren trailed off.
"After Kuroyuri?" Alicia said, earning a nod from both Ren and Nora.
Ren sighed, they were out of pancake mix and ingredients to make said mix, "Nora, we might be having no more pancakes until the storm is over."
"Aww, no pancakes?" Nora pouted.
Nora froze and dropped her sloth, "No..." Nora said starting to tear up, 'NOOOOOO! CURSE YOU WNDSTORM!" Nora bawled.
"Damn, girl really loves her pancakes." Raven said, Winter nodding in agreement.
"Yes, Miss Valkyrie once threatened to break someone's legs over someone stealing her pancakes." Glynda said, Raven and Winter looking over to Nora, with looks of confusion and horror.
"The wind seems to be weaker than it was yesterday." Ren said, going against his common sense, "We might be able to run to another building to get some."
"Truth be told, I wouldn't doubt it if Ren actually did that." Jaune said.
"I actually agree with you." Weiss said.
In almost an instant Nora had grabbed Ren by the collar and was dragging him to the door after she picked up her soth, "Let's move Ren, before the wind get's too strong." Nora said, she will not be denied her pancakes because of some measly wind.
"That's true, through hell or high water, Nora will do anything to get her pancakes." Ren said with a smirk.
"Somehow, I can believe that." Alicia said.
Yet the moment Nora stepped outside, the wind suddenly and sharply picked up, ripping the stuffed sloth from Nora's hand and blowing it away.
'"MR SNUGGLE CLAWS! NOOOOOO!" Nora shouted, once again, hurting Blake and Alicia's ears.
"Ah, Jesus H Lorenzo Tap dancing Christ on a fucking pogo stick!" Alicia said.
"Nora, calm down." Ren said, calming her down.
"GIVE ME BACK MY SLOTH!" Nora shouted running back into the building just long enough to grab her weapon, Magnhild, before running out after her sloth.
"Nora!" Ren shouted following her.
"Wow, she's downright crazy isn't she.?" Qrow asked.
"Yep." Answered both Jaune and Pyrrha.
A few minutes into the chase Ren noticed something, the wind seemed to be guiding the sloth past all kinds of hazards.
"A Guardian Force is probably responsible for the theft of my precious Mr. Snuggle Claws." Nora said.
"That would explain the abnormal wind." Penny said.
Branches, rocks, the odd Ursa stuck on a rather thick branch, the wind seemed to flawlessly guide the sloth past all of them.
The sight of the stuck Ursa got a chuckle out of the readers.
"Give it back!" Nora shouted smashing everything in her path, the wind guiding the debris away from us and into any Grimm unlucky enough to be in the area.
"I guess you could say things weren't as Grimm as they though. Eh?" Yang punned, getting a groan out of everyone else.
"Goddammit Yang." Said Ruby, Qrow, and Raven.
Pretty son the stuffed sloth zoomed ahead into a clearing and when we followed it into said clearing, where we saw that the sloth was being held in the clawed hand of some sort of creature.
"Wow, Nora's right again. Who knew?" Jaune said.
It's upper body was a bright shade of purple while it's lower body was light blue and it's feet were light green, it's head was taken up by three, bulbus yellow eyes and a ponytail like protrusion, on it's right shoulder was a trio of pipe-like flesh that opened up facing forward, said pipes seemed to wrap around it's back, coming back around the front making one pipe, the going back around to the back once again to form a tail with a yellow orb at the end.
"Good lord, that's revolting!" Weiss said, her face green.
"I was wondering when I'd find you." The creature said in a deep voice.
"But it lured Ren and Nora to his location, it didn't 'find' them." Blake said.
"GIVE ME BACK MY SLOTH!" Nora shouted running up and smashing the creature with her hammer, which surprisingly yielded no results.
"I guess you could say that it was a smashing revelation." Tronmaster punned, earning a groan from the others, a chuckle from Yang, and Alicia thinking 'Good lord, I'm in love with a total dork. And I am perfectly okay with this.'
The creature looked down at Nora, an unreadable expression due to a lack of an actual face, "My apologizes for that, I needed to brign your friend here." The creature said holding out Nora's sloth to her, Nora snatching the sloth and stepping back from the creature.
'What are you?" Ren asked.
"Alright, here's when we learn its name." Winter said.
"Pandemona, the Wind Elemented Guardian Force." The creature said turning back to Ren, "I'd like to make you an offer boy."
"What kind of offer?" Nora asked glaring at Pandemona.
"I'm just happy Mr. Snuggle Claws is safe." Nora said with a smile.
"Could you cut the wind storm at least?" Ren asked.
"That would help." Gynda said.
Pandemona's chest heaved a bit as if it were chuckling, 'Yes, I suppose I should end this relentless wind shouldn't I?" Pandemona asked, and as if on cue the wind died off almost instantly, "Got rid of a lot of Grimm though."
"Quite hilariously, I might add." Alicia said with a smirk.
"What is your offer?" Ren asked seriously.
"We know what Pandemona's offer is going to be! Oum this is repetitive!" Yang whined.
"I know Yang, but this is important." Ruby said.
"It's quite simple really." Pandemona said, "I want to offer you my power."
'What!?" Nora cried out, "Why can't I be offered your power." Nora pouted.
"Probably because I'm going to get my own Guardian Force!" Nora said.
Pandemona chuckled again, "Calm down, I know a GF that would certainly work better with you little girl." Pandemona said, "As I was saying, I wish to offer you my power boy, simple as that, no drawbacks."
"I get the distinct impression that there have been some drawbacks in the past." Glynda said, Winter and Raven nodding in agreement.
"None?" Ren asked.
"None, well, at east none thanks to the discovery of Aura, which seems to be protect people even in a slumbering state." Pandemona said.
"I didn't even know that." Glynda said.
"Huh, who would've thought it? The great Glynda Goodwitch doesn't know something." Qrow said with a chuckle.
"So if Ren accepts your offer, does that give him total control of the wind?" Nora asked.
"No, that just makes him a Planeteer." Tronmaster said with a small chuckle, getting a confused look from everyone save Alicia, who was laughing her ass off.
"No." Pandemona said flatly, "But it will give him a dangerous edge in combat, and the power to protect you and himself."
"The Power, is yours!" Alicia said, still laughing.
"I guess it's my turn now." Tronmaster said with a laugh, grabbing Alicia's face and suddenly kissing her.
"Ah, thanks babe, I feel better." Alicia said.
Ren thought for a moment, "If it can help me protect Nora, I accept." Ren said holding out his hand, which Pandemona took, causing a green glow to envelope both of them. Ren gasped as he felt like he was being crushed by the wind.
The glow faded soon after as Ren and Pandemona let go of each others hands, "Now the, perhaps I should give you a few lessons on Junctioning now."
"Yes please." Ren said.
"What exactly can you give me?" Ren asked.
"Things typical when bonded with a GF." Jaune said, getting a few nods from everyone.
"Aside from the GF's standard Drawing and using ofmagic, I can give you access to the skill absorb, allowing you to drain your enemies health to restore your own." Pandemona said, "And you'll also have the perfect timing instincts to always have the initiative in a fight."
"Sounds rather useful." Ren said, earning a nod from Alicia.
"That sounds awesome!" Nora cheered, then pouted, "Too bad I can't have those powers."
Pandemona chuckled once again, "Calm down girl, you'll have your on chance."
The book shut not too long after Yang finished reading.
'Alright, Yang if you would please-" was all Tronmaster managed to say before he, and everyone else heard screaming coming from somewhere.
"What the hell was that?" Blake asked.
"That was probably Jenkins playing a horror game." Alicia said, "Now if I'm right-"
"GODDAMMIT CAPCOM!" Jenkins yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Yep, Resident Evil 7. I was right." Alicia said with a smirk.
*Security room shows Summer and Jenkins hiding behind a sofa, cowering in fear in front of a TV, which currently had the words, "You are Dead" on it.
Summer: HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
Jenkins: Hell if I know, but I am NOT playing that game again.
Summer: And I'm not playing it EVER! Nor am I showing this to Ruby.