Jenkins: I guess the captain's got a stick up his ass or something. Cause, he's continuing the reading.
Summer: To be fair, it won't mess up the schedule for him. Plus, I'm closer than ever to being reunited with my daughters!
Jenkins: And that means I get the security room to myself again.
Summer: Unless Tronmaster decides to send Melody up here.
Yang throws the book to Jaune, knocking the wind out of him.
"Aunt Yang, please don't throw the book to Jaune next time please." Alicia said.
"Oh, okay." Yang pouted.
"Thank you Alicia. Jaune if you would?" Tronmaster said, Jaune finally opening the book and reading.
[Nora Valkyrie: Age 14]
"Looks like Nora is the focus of this trailer." Penny said.
"Yep. This time, it's Nora's turn to get her GF." Alicia said.
"Jeez what is up with storms lately?" Nora asked as she and Ren took shelter in a small alcove as they were traveling to Vale.
"I remember that place!" Nora said with glee.
"Although I don't remember there being a storm while we were there." Ren said.
The reason they were taking shelter was because of a sudden thunderstorm, and a rather violent one at that.
"Yeah, I don't exactly remember a thunderstorm at the time." Ren said.
"Probably because of a Guardian Force." Penny said, everyone else agreeing.
Seriously, while they were running for cover they saw seven Grimm get fried by lighting bolts. Seven Grimm, not one tree though which was odd.
Everyone started laughing when they saw a few Grimm being fried by lightning
"That never gets old." Yang said, getting a few nods of agreement from everyone.
At that moment a translucent image of Pandemona appeared, "I know who is behind this little storm." Pandemona said.
"Again, it has to be a Guardian Force, like Miss Polendina said." Glynda said.
"I am glad that you agree Professor Goodwitch." Penny said with a smile.
"Well, it is pretty obvious Penny." Ruby said.
"What who!?" Nora said excited.
"Yeah, who?" Nora asked.
"Well, if you would wait a moment, maybe the story will explain." Weiss said.
"Why don't you step out and wave to the sky?" Pandemona asked.
"Why?" Raven asked.
"Well considering her Semblance, all it would do is tickle her." Alicia said.
"Okay." Nora said skipping out of the alcove and started to rapidly wave her hand at the sky.
"Nora sure is a weird case." Raven said, with Penny and Qrow nodding in agreement.
"You have no idea." Said teams RWBY, most of JNPR, and Glynda.
'You sure you're not trying to get her to flag down a vehicle?" Ren asked.
"I'm pretty sure than anything flying out in this weather would be vaporized." Qrow said.
"I concur. Especially since it's a Guardian Force responsible for the freak weather." Penny said.
Pandemona chuckled, "I've seen humans do some pretty stupid things over the years, no one in their right mind would fly in this weather... unless they can take a blast of lightning."
"Like Nora?" Penny asked.
"Yep." Ren replied, "Especially since she once took a fork and put it into an electrical socket." Ren added.
"So that explains the power surge." Glynda said, quickly removing her glasses to rub the bridge of her nose.
Right when Pandemona said 'Lightning' a bolt of lightning struck the ground in front of Nora as a figure spun into existence from the point of contact before suddenly stopping it's spin and opening it's wings.
"HOLY SHIT!" Weiss said, jumping out of her seat.
"Good Lord Aunt Weiss, that shouldn't have freaked you out so much." Alicia said with a laugh.
The figure was clearly a bird like creature, except it was mostly yellow and had no actual features on it's body, it didn't even have legs, or feathers. It's body was remarkably smooth and it's head had no features except for light green lines that could make an avian face if you look really close, it's wings were large and the tips had an excess equivalent of feathers dangling down. Where it's tail was was a fan of... let's just call them feathers for the moment and a waistcoat of them all in a melted together look.
"I, actually don't know how I feel about this." Weiss said.
"That is one majestic creature." Penny said.
"Did you have to summon a thunderstorm Quezacotl?" Pandemona asked.
"Quezacotl?" Pyrrha asked.
"Yep, Nora's Guardian Force." Tronmaster said.
"Oh like you were any better mister windstorm." Quezacotl retorted in a surprisingly feminine voice, although it had a strict tone to it, "Seriously almost a week of heavy winds? Can't you be subtle for once?"
"Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?" Penny asked.
"Oh and a thunderstorm is subtle?" Pandemona asked.
"Again, that's the pot calling the kettle black." Qrow said.
"For one day yes." Quezacotl retorted, then the head turned to Nora, "Sorry about that. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Quezacotl, the Guardian Force of lightning."
"I would've also given her the alternative title of 'Lady of Thunder' myself, but that's just me." Alicia said.
Almost instantly Nora was climbing up the... rather dress like lower body of Quezacotl and into the avian's back, "I get the feeling we are going to be good friends." Nora said hugging the bird.
"Everyone knows that the bird is the word." Alicia said, getting a chuckle out of Tronmaster.
Everyone looked at the two like they were crazy.
"It's a reference to a song." Tronmaster said, getting a chorus of 'Oh' from everyone.
"I suppose you've already explained the Guardian Force's capabilities to these two?" Quezacotl asked.
"Yep." Nora said.
"Yeah, it's not like the girl is anywhere less than ten feet from the boy anyway." Pandemona asked, "They claim not to be together together but..."
"We're not together-together!" Nora said.
"Really? Could've fooled me." Penny said, earning a chuckle from everyone else.
"We're just friends!" Nora shouted.
"Yeah, like my other said!" Nora said with a blush.
"Truthfully, it's not like I haven't thought of us being together-together." Ren said, "Wait, I said that out loud didn't I?"
"Yes, yes you did." Alicia said, laughing her ass off.
The two GF's chucked, "Oh that's rich." Quezacotl said, "At least this girl isn't as stiff as the people I've been with since Squall."
"Squall? Who's Squall?" Winter asked.
"He was the main protagonist of Final Fantasy VIII." Tronmaster said.
"The game which the author, this Phoenix Champion is a big fan of?" Glynda said, earning a nod of conformation from Tronmaster.
"He was so anti-social." Pandemona said.
"Was he?" Pyrrha asked.
"Eh, kinda. He was also kind of an asshole when you first meet him. At least that's what happened with Tronmaster and I experienced when we went to Squall's dimension." Alicia said.
'So then... young lady, are you willing to-" Quezacotl started.
"Yes! yes I am willing to accept your aid." Nora said jumping down and holding out her hand.
"I mean, what else were we going to expect." Penny said.
"Literally nothing else." Jaune replied.
"I'm already starting to like you." Quezacotl said as her wing tip swung over to Nora's hand.
"Same!" Nora said with a smile.
A yellow aura flowed into Nora as she giggled at the feeling of being electrocuted, said feeling died down faster than Nora would've liked.
The adults and Penny proceed to look at Nora as if she's some sort of sadomasochist.
"So, why don't you tell these two what you can do specially?" Pandemona asked.
"That would be helpful to know." Glynda said."
"I wonder if her special abilities include teleportation." Penny said.
"I suppose so..." Quezacotl said, "How much do you two card games?"
"I absolutely love card games!" Nora said, earning nods from several people.
"Oh oh! I love playing Remnant the game! And I pretty good at Triple Triad!" Nora said.
"Triple Triad?" Ren asked.
"It's a card game that originated in Final Fantasy VIII. With a confusing set of rules." Tronmaster said.
"Yeah, it's a shockingly popular game despite it's age." Ren said reaching into his bag and pulling out his case of Triple Triad cards, which Nora share's with him so his cards are hers and vice versa.
"That's adorable." Penny said.
Nora's eyes shift from side to side before saying, "Ah, fuck it. COME HERE RENNY!" And she proceeded to make out with him.
"LANGUAGE!" Ruby said.
"Mom, let it go." Alicia said.
"Keep it PG you two." Tronmaster said sternly.
"Not bad." Quezacotl said, "But I'm willing to bet you don't have this card." With a flap of her wings a card shook loose and fell into the hands of Nora.
"That's, one way of getting a card." Penny said with an eyebrow raised.
"No way! Ren, it's a Quezacotl card!" Nora called, "The level 8 and 9 cards are so rare they're practically a myths."
"Huh, sounds extremely valuable." Raven said.
"Yeah, it's pretty impressive." Alicia said.
"You think that's good?" Pandemona asked holding out his hand, with a Triple Triad card in it, which Ren took.
"Do you think we could get some of those cards?" Ruby asked.
"Maybe, assuming that we can get those cards." Tronmaster said.
"A Pandemona card? How do you have this?" Ren asked holding the card.
"Probably because they're Guardian Forces?" Penny asked rhetorically.
"You really think we GF's wouldn't have our own cards?" Pandemona asked.
"I don't know, I didn't think that they could be narcissistic." Weiss said, rolling her eyes.
"Anyway." Quezacotl said, "I have the special ability to grant Nora here, the power to turn monsters into cards."
"No way!" Nora said.
"Oh yeah." Alicia said.
"No way." Nora said.
"Yes way." Quezacotl said, "Now I can't turn machines or human and Faunus into cards, but I can turn Grimm into cards.
"Aww, does that mean I can't turn Cardin into a card?" Nora said, pouting.
"No. Although, he would be one ugly card." Tronmaster said, earning chuckles from everyone.
"Speaking of Grimm." Pandemona said, snapping his fingers, a gust of wind blew in a pair of couple of Creeps that had broken legs.
"Oh my Oum, this just keeps getting funnier." Yang said, laughing.
"Agreed." Everyone said laughing.
"Oh nice catch Pandemona." Quezacotl said, "Two weak Grimm to turn into cards. Give it a try."
"Time to see Nora turn some cannon fodder Grimm into cards." Penny said.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Nora nodded and concentrated for a moment, causing blue particles to rise up from her feet, before shooting out both her hands at one of the Creeps, causing pinkish purple light and smoke to pillar up and around one of the Creeps, when the faded a Triple Triad card was spinning around before floating upward and into Nora's hand.
"That was awesome!" Nora said.
"That, was sensational!" Penny agreed.
"That was awesome!" Nora said looking at the Card that was once a Creep class Grimm, "A Geezard card, not so cool." Nora pouted, for good reason too, Geezards are Level 1 cards and are pretty weak, only really decent on it's left edge with a value of 5 on that side.
"Wow, that sounds pathetic." Weiss said.
"It kinda is." Alicia said.
"So you can turn Grimm into Triple Triad cards." Quezacotl mused, "Try carding the other one, you might get a completely different card."
"So, it's completely random?" Nora asked
"Yep." Tronmaster replied.
"Fucking RNG." Winter said.
'Who knew that Winter was a gamer?' Alicia thought with a smirk.
Nora nodded and repeated the tactic, and soon the other Creep had become a card, but not a Triple Triad card, rather a Remnant the Game card. Said card floated over to Nora in the same way the Triple Triad card did.
"That sounds much cheaper than buying expansion packs." Ruby said with Yang, Nora, and even Winter nodding in agreement.
"Didn't see that one coming, did you guys?" Pandemona asked, everyone shook their heads.
"I sure didn't." Penny said.
"I've never heard you talk so casually before Penny." Ruby said
"It's something that Tronmaster wanted to teach me so I can blend in much easier." Penny said, Ruby nodding in understanding.
"Oh cool a Creep Swarm card." Nora said, "These are always fun to have."
"Nora, could you pull out the Geezard Card you put earlier?" Quezacotl asked.
"Can I ask why?" Blake asked.
"Just wait and see Aunt Blake." Alicia said.
"Sure." Nora said holding up said card.
"What's Quezacotl going to do with the card?" Raven asked.
"Another thing I can do with cards is turn them into materials you can use to upgrade your equipment, of turn them into spells you can stock." Quezacotl said.
"Damn, that actually sounds useful." Penny said.
Everyone looks at Penny surprised that she swore.
"I was not expecting that." Ruby said.
"I don't think any of us were Ruby." Weiss said.
"Seriously?" Nora asked, "What can you turn this lame Geezard card into?"
"A simple five screws." Quezacotl said, "I never said I could make them into something glamorous."
"Eh, I wasn't looking for anything glamorous." Nora said.
"Glamorous ain't what I would expect either." Qrow said.
"Screws are always useful." Nora said, "What do I need to do?"
"Just hold the card up and I'll take care of the rest." Quezacotl said.
"She seems like a real card. Huh?" Yang punned.
"Oh, goddammit Yang." Penny said.
"Seriously, that is really jarring." Blake said.
Nora nodded and held the card upward a bit which soon began to float slightly off her hand and was covered in a slight pinkish cloud and in a mere moment the cloud vanished and Nora found herself holding five simple screws, "That is so cool." Nora said.
"That is pretty cool." Ruby said, Penny nodding in agreement.
"Yep, it really helps to have some screws loose." Tronmaster said with a chuckle.
"I get the feeling Nora's going to be playing a lot of Triple Triad soon." Ren said.
"I foresee a massive amount of weight loss for Ren's wallet." Qrow said with a chuckle.
"Yep." Everyone except Ren said.
"Yep." Pandemona said.
The book shut itself the moment Jaune read the final word.
"Alright, Jaune, please pass the book to Nora." Alicia said, and Jaune did just that.
'I hope to God, or Oum that Jaune will be able to calm Pyrrha down during the next trailer.' Tronmaster thought to himself.
*Summer and Jenkins are seen playing Mortal Kombat XL. Summer is playing as the Predator, and Jenkins as the Alien.*
Summer: And, BOOM! Fatality on your ass!
Jenkins: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE! HOW IS IT THAT AFTER ONLY A FEW MINUTES OF PLAYIG THIS GAME, YOU KICK MY ASS!?
Summer: I guess I'm just that damn good.