*Jenkins and Melody are currently running around like a couple of headless chickens.*
Jenkins: Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. SHIT!
Melody: Raiden! Where are you? Raiden! Come out boy!
Jenkins: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
Melody: Oh boy, Alicia and the captain are going to kill us.
After the unexpected interruption of Tai, Sun, and Neptune, Tai had a couple of things to say.
"First off, Weiss, please take care of my little girl, got it?" Tai asked Weiss.
"Of course Mr. Xiao Long." Weiss replied.
"Just call me Tai, most people do." Tai said with a smile, "And second, HOLY SHIT SHUMMER! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Tai said, grabbing Summer in a hug and spinning around, hitting a few people.
"Grandpa! Stop swinging Grandma Summer! You're clonking people in the head!" Alicia said.
"Whoops, my bad." Tai said sheepishly, putting Summer down.
"Alright, with that taken care of, Glynda, can you please-" Tronmaster said before another thud came from the vents. "Oh, FIND ME IN THE ALPS!" Tronmaster shouted.
At that, a small dog-like creature came out of the vents. It has yellow fur that almost resembled lightning bolts, with white fur near its neck that also resembled lightning bolts. It also wore a blue collar with a unique tag. This tag was shaped like an upside down triangle with a strange bird superimposed onto it.
"Raiden! What are you doing out of mommy and daddy's room?" Alicia said.
"Is that a Jolteon?" Neptune asked, earning a few stares.
"Yep. His name is Raiden." Tronmaster replied.
"HE'S SO ADORABLE!" Ruby said.
"Glynda, can you please read?" Alicia asked.
"Sure thing." Glynda replied, and began reading.
[No P.O.V.]
"When will we get a chapter that's from a character's point of view?" Penny asked.
"I don't know, I'll ask Phoenix later." Tronmaster replied.
Ruby, Yang, and Blake stood at the side of Weiss's bed as Ifrit had translucently appeared next to her.
"I have a bad feeling about this." Weiss said.
"I'm sorry about the whistle, by the way." Ruby said.
"It's okay babe." Weiss said, kissing Ruby.
"This is a bad idea." Blake said flatly, already in her uniform and her bow off for the moment to fold her ears down to mute the sound coming into it.
"Can you actually fold your cat ears?" Yang asked Blake.
"Yes, and Sun can curl his tail around his waist." Blake said.
"Huh, that sounds, rather cute." Yang said.
"I think it's a great idea." Diablos said as he stood translucently behind him.
"Of course you would, whatever this idea is." Shiva said.
"Agreed." Yang said.
"Oh boy, this is going to be good." Sun said, with a smile.
Ruby on the other hand pouted while she looked at her whistle, 'Tomorrow then.' She decided putting the whistle away.
'Oh, thank Oum.' Weiss thought.
The alarm clock went off as timed, waking up Weiss, who sat up and stretched with her eyes closed, Shiva appearing with her eyes closed ready to enjoy the morning sun.
"I forgot to mention this Weiss, but you look absolutely flawless when you wake up." Ruby said to her girlfriend.
"Thank you Ruby." Weiss said, blushing.
Neptune grumbled something, but Raiden growled at him.
And then Ifrit let out a lion-like roar right next to the Human girl and GF.
"Ifrit, you're an asshole." Shiva said.
"Let me introduce you to my friend, his name is Shit Sherlock, first name No." Alicia said with a chuckle.
"KKYYYAAAHHHH!" Weiss shouted flying out of the bed in shock from the sudden roar.
"OUM, MY FUCKING EARS!" Sun said, covering his ears, same with Alicia, Blake, and Raiden.
Ifrit, Yang and Diablos started laughing their lungs out.
Ifrit, Yang, and Diablos were doing the same, but now including Tai, Qrow, and Raven.
"Ifrit you mutt faced imbecile what was that all about!?" Shiva shouted at her opposite.
"Oh brother, this is painful to watch." Alexander said, facepalming at the display.
Ifrit began to laugh even harder ruby took the stage for the humans, and faunus, of the team.
"Considering you only have one Faunus on your team, that line was a tad redundant." Ren said.
"Hey Neptune, can we borrow Sun?" Yang asked, "Our team need at least two hot Faunus to function." Yang added, later blushing when she said that.
'And Operation: Sunny Bumblebee is a go.' Alicia thought.
"Good morning Team RWBY!" Ruby cheered.
"It was actually a very good morning." Blake said.
"What in the world is wrong with you all?" Weiss demanded looking at Ruby, Yang, Blake and Ifrit. She looked at Blake wondering why she didn't stop this from happening.
"I'd have played a recording of a lion roaring just to fuck with you." Neptune said to Weiss, causing Ruby to kick him in the shin.
"OW!" Neptune exclaimed.
"Ah, don't be a pansy." Alicia said to Neptune.
Naturally, Ruby ignored her.
"Now that you're awake we can officially begin our first order of business." Ruby said.
"And that was, what exactly?" Rave asked.
"We decorated our room." Yang replied.
"Excuse me?" Weiss asked.
"Decorating!" Yang said holding several things, a Dust pamphlet from Weiss's bag, Ruby's headphones, a few bottle of Dust, the White King chess piece, a small painting, a book, Blake's candelabra, and...
"Wait, is that my shield?" Pyrrha asked.
"Huh, so it is." Yang replied.
"Why do yo have Pyrrha's Shield?" Diablos asked Yang.
"Why was that in with our stuff?" Blake pondered.
Yang looked down in her arms and saw Pyrrha's shield, "Oops." Yang said, "I'll give it back during combat class."
"I'm going to chock your shield being in that pile Pyrrha to Anime logic." Tronmaster said with a laugh.
"What?" Weiss asked slightly confused about what's going on.
"We still have to unpack." Blake said holding up a suitcase, which promptly fell open, "And... clean" she added glaring at Diablos, who grinned as he held up his hands in a placating gesture.
"Truth be told, I'm not surprised that you would blame me." Diablos said to Blake.
"To be fair, who wouldn't?" Summer asked.
"Fair point." Diablos said.
"Alright, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and their fearless leader Ruby have begun their first mission, banzai!" Ruby cheered.
"Banzai!" Yang and Blake cheered, then the three of them tilted to the left slightly.
"Banzai!" Ruby, Blake, and Yang cheered, mimicking their others.
'Oum, my girlfriend is a dork. But I love her for it.' Weiss thought with a smile.
Shiva halted in chewing out Ifrit to the look at the trio, "I still don't understand the humans in this era."
"I just don't understand humans in general." Quezacotl said.
"Same." Sacred agreed.
"Agreed Miss Snowstorm." Ifrit said.
"Oh don't you even start that." Shiva warned.
"Jeez, you two bicker like an old married couple.
"Shut up Raven." Shiva and Ifrit both said.
A few minute's later decorating was complete, save for the fact the bed were piled up in the middle of the room.
"Wow, looks like a small tornado came through." Qrow said.
"You should see mine and Tronmaster's room after we're done with it." Alicia mumbled lowly so that not even Blake or Sun would hear her.
"How are those beds still perfectly made?" Shiva asked looking at the pile of beds.
"A perfectly legitimate question." Penny said.
"This isn't going to work." Weiss said.
"I bet it must've been cramped." Winter said.
"It was." Blake said.
"It is a bit cramped." Blake said.
"Told you." Blake said.
"Maybe we should ditch some of our stuff." Yang suggested.
"Like Blake's smut books?" Nora joked.
"IT'S NOT SMUT! IT'S ART!" Alicia, Blake, and Raven defended.
"Or we could ditch the beds... and replace them with bunk beds!" Ruby cheered.
"Whoo! Bunk beds for the win!" Ruby said high-fiving Yang.
"That sounds incredibly dangerous." Weiss said.
"And super awesome!" Yang cheered.
"Sounds like it was probably both." Neptune said.
"I does seem efficient." Blake said.
"In the long run, it was." Blake said.
"Well we should put it to a vote." Weiss suggested.
"Already happened." Diablos said with a smirk.
"I love Democracy." Tai said with a chuckle.
A few more minutes later the bunkbeds were complete.
"Time to see these bunk beds." Summer said.
Ruby's bed was suspended above Weiss's bed by ropes, while on the other side of the room another bed was held atop the other by a stack of books.
"What. The. Actual. Fuck." Summer said, surprised.
"Those do not look safe at all." Raven said.
"When we get back planetside, we're doing some serious maintenance." Tai said.
"Good lord." Qrow said.
"Objective, complete." Ruby said as the team backed off, "Alright our second order of business is... classes." Ruby said dejectedly jumping onto her bed with a binder in her hands. "Now we have a few classes together today, at nine we gotta be-"
"Oh boy, time for one of my biggest blunders ever." Weiss said, dejectedly.
"What!? Did you say none o'clock?" Weiss exclaimed.
"Umm." Ruby said.
"It's eight fifty five you dunce!" Weiss exclaimed running out the door.
"I know you like being punctual Weiss, but decorating was important." Yang said.
"Yes, but not at the cost of us early being late to class." Weiss said.
"Uhh.. to class!" Ruby called as the rest of the team ran out the door.
"Class?" Jaune ask as his head poked out of the room, along with the rest of his teams.
"You all better motor!" Quezacotl called out as she appeared translucently.
"Mush little dogs! Mush!" Neptune joked, even motioning his hand like he's a whip. This action proceeded to him being hit in the nuts by Raiden using the move 'Headbutt.'
"Oww..." Neptune squeaked, as he collapsed to the floor.
Raiden then proceeded to jump into Alicia's lap.
Port's class could easily be summed up with one word.
BORING.
"Amen to that." Spoke Teams RWBY and JNPR.
This was agreed on even by the GF's as they watched invisibly from behind the seats of the one's they are Junctioned to, save for Alexander who was positioned in the gap at the corner of the class.
"Probably because you're so huge." Penny said, before her face contorted into one of realization and horror at what she said, "Wait, that came out wrong."
"Phrasing!" Ruby shouted.
Ruby had chosen not to pay attention to the tubby professor's story and instead decided to doodle a rather dumb drawing of professor Port, labeling it Professor Poop, much to Weiss's ire.
"I don't blame you Ruby. Considering that Port's stories have jack shit to do with the actual lessons." Tronmaster said.
"Also, he flirted with Aunt Yang." Alicia said.
"Wait, WHAT!?" Exclaimed all of team STRQ.
Pretty soon Port called for a demonstration.
"Oh, this isn't going to be good." Weiss said.
"So who among you believes themselves the embodiment of these traits?" Port asked the class.
"I do sir!" Weiss called standing up with her hand raised.
"I don't. I really, REALLY don't." Weiss said, slumping in her seat.
"Don't worry about it Snow Angel, it's all in the past." Ruby said, consoling her girlfriend.
Neptune was going to say something, but a quick glare from Tronmaster stopped him dead in his tracks.
"Weiss..." Shiva sighed, no matter how much she tried she couldn't drive out Weiss's pride fully, and it tended to snap back at really bad times.
"It really does." Weiss sulked.
"Don't worry Weiss, it's in the past." Jaune said.
"Thanks Jaune." Weiss said.
Pretty soon Weiss was in her combat attire and ready to face down the opponent Professor Port brought.
A Boarbatusk Grimm.
"Who wants porkchops?" Alicia said, earning a chorus of laughs from everyone.
"Go Weiss!" Yang cheered as Weiss took her battle stance.
"Fight Well." Blake called holding a team RWBY flag.
"I've been meaning to ask, where DID you get that flag?" Yang asked Blake.
"I don't know. I just, had it." Blake replied.
"Damn you Anime logic." Yang mumbled.
"Yeah represent team RWBY!" Ruby cheered.
"Ruby's cheeriness is infectious." Yang said.
Weiss, still a little resentful that Ruby was made leader, not her, turned to tell her off.
Neptune went to say something, but Alicia stopped him.
"You so much as call my mother a 'relationship preventing whore,' and I'll use Wilt here to fillet your blueberry haired ass." Alicia said, motioning to the sword given to her by Adam.
"Adam gave you Wilt and Blush?" Blake asked Alicia.
"Yep." Alicia replied.
"Weiss." Shiva scolded, "Focus on the enemy."
"Sound advice, Captain Obvious." Raven joked, only to be flicked on the forehead by Shiva.
"OW! Did you just flick me?" Raven exclaimed.
"Maybe." Shiva said coyly.
Weiss scowled but did as Shiva said, and focused on the cage just as Professor Port cracked the cage open.
"Round One, FIGHT!" Penny said.
Weiss flawlessly dodged the charging Grimm and faced it.
"Ole!" Tronmaster said, causing a few laughs.
"Hah ha, wasn't expecting that were you?" Port said.
"Was that directed towards Weiss, or the Boarbatusk?" Pyrrha asked.
"I don't know." Ren replied.
"Hang in there Weiss." Ruby called.
Weiss's eye twitched as she aimed to charge the Grimm.
"That, doesn't sound like a very good idea.
"Don't charge it Weiss." Shiva reminded, causing Weiss to blink in remembrance, a small little fact that you should NEVER charge a charger unless you've got more mass behind you.
Weiss didn't exactly have a lot of mass to throw behind a charge.
Weiss mumbled something about being called an ironing board.
"Don't worry Aunt Weiss, it's perfectly okay to have small boobs. Tronmaster doesn't mind me having small tits." Alicia said proudly.
Instead she chose to wait for the Grimm to charge her again, then spun around to slash it on the side.
"Who wants bacon?" Alicia joked.
"Weiss go for the belly! There's no armor underneath!" Ruby called.
"Oh jeez, this isn't going to be pretty." Weiss lamented before Ruby cuddled up next to her.
Weiss was ready to snap at Ruby, but once again Shiva stopped her.
"Smart move Shiva." Winter said.
"Thank you Winter." Shiva said.
"Take her advice, get it on it's back and stab it in the underside." Shiva said.
"Time to skewer us some pork!" Tronmaster said, earning some laughs.
Weiss sighed in irritation as the Boarbatusk curled up and began rolling at Weiss, who set up a barrier type Glyph to knock it onto it's back, then used another Glyph to launch herself at it's belly to kill it.
"Weiss wins. FATALITY!" Tronmaster said.
"Bravo, bravo! It appears we are indeed in the presence of a true Huntress in training." Port said as the bell rang, "I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today, be sure to go over the assigned readings, and stay vigilant."
"Still find it weird that Port's lectures don't actually amount to anything." Weiss said annoyed.
"Yeah, I want to beat his ass for flirting with my daughter." Raven growled.
"Hey, hey, she's my daughter too Rae." Summer said.
"Oh, believe me Sum, we both get to sock him." Raven said, with Summer nodding in agreement.
Weiss stomped onto the roof, where Shiva had asked her to go.
"Looks like my other is going to tear you a new one." Shiva said to Weiss.
"Well, my other deserves it." Weiss said.
Ruby had tried to follow, but Shiva assured Ruby that she'd solve Weiss's problem by herself.
"A smart idea. I probably would've made things worse." Ruby said.
"Considering how I was back then, I probably would've chewed your head off." Weiss said, causing her girlfriend to giggle.
"Weiss." Shiva said appearing completely in front of Weiss, leaning on the rail, "You need to let this anger go."
"Anger leads to hate." Blake said.
"What do you mean?" Weiss asked.
"That I probably should've taken some anger management courses?" Weiss joked.
"Like Yang?" Nora asked, causing a round of laughter from everyone save Yang.
"She's so childish." Weiss started, "She doesn't know anything about leading a team while I've been training to take the role as leader."
"And yet, your childish nature is what I honestly find adorable about you sometimes." Weiss said, giving Ruby a peck on the cheek.
"And yet." Shiva said, "I've seen people like her make great leaders."
Weiss blinked in surprise, "You have?" Weiss asked.
"Never judge a book by it's cover." Blake said, Tronmaster ad Alicia nodding in agreement.
Shiva nodded, "I'm considered the most outgoing among Guardian Forces, I've never fought whoever wanted my help, I've seen people go from rookies who could barely hold a weapon, to great leaders of armies."
"Damn. That's an impressive track record." Qrow said.
"Yep." Alicia said.
"So what is it about Ruby that makes her such a good leader in Ozpin's eyes." Weiss asked.
"Probably her unwavering determination." Penny said.
Shiva smiled, "She may be the youngest, but listen, Ruby has appositive attitude, and the attitude of the leader influences the team." Shiva said, "Plus she is the one who came up with that plan to kill the Giant Nevermore."
"Which, I'll admit, I had no backup plan for." Ruby admitted sheepishly.
"You're lucky you're cute." Weiss said.
Weiss looked down, "I guess that's true." She admitted.
Shiva then put her hand on Weiss's shoulder, "Listen Weiss, I've seen enough to know that Ruby will need help." Shiva said, "She's been moved ahead two whole years, that means she's missed two years of training and education."
"Meaning a whole lot of tutoring sessions." Tai said.
"Which I will more than continue with in the form of study dates." Weiss said, making Ruby smile.
Weiss's eye's widened, "She's going to need help isn't she?"
"Oh yeah, I do." Ruby said.
Shiva nodded, "While you aren't the leader of the team, you can still help Ruby be a better leader by being an excellent Teammate." Shiva said, "Now you'd better got to combat class, wouldn't want to late now would you?"
"Time to see Mom teaching combat class!" Ruby said excitedly.
Team RWBY and JNPR sat in their next to each other as combat class began.
"This is going to be awesome!" Ruby cheered.
"Why are you to so excited?" Weiss asked.
"It's because Mom's taking over the class today." Ruby said excitedly.
"Time to see me as a teacher." Summer said.
As soon as she said that a flurry of white petals burst into existence in the middle of the room, in the middle of them Summer Rose appeared, holding in her hands a white metal contraption that looked rather similar to Crescent Rose in it's inactive state.
"Is that your weapon Summer?" Winter asked.
"Yep. Her name's Arctic Rose." Summer replied with a smile.
"Alright children!" Summer shouted, "My name is Summer Rose, as of this moment I will be your new combat instructor!"
"Team CRDL is so fucked." Jaune said.
"This is so exciting." Yang giggled.
"Before I get into what we will be doing in this class there are a few things I want to make clear." Summer declared before vanishing in a cloud of petals.
"Time to establish some ground rules, it seems." Penny said.
She appeared behind a wolf faunus with wolf ears who had his nose in the most recent issue of Occult Fan.
The boy yelped like a who just had his tail stepped on as Summer yanked the magazine from his hands, "First off, no reading in class unless it is a series of notes you have written about your teammates to see what you and your team need to work on." Summer said opening the magazine to read a bit, "Ehh, last month's issue was better." Summer added tossing the magazine back into the boy's bag.
"Two points!" Nora said.
Summer then teleported over to a purple haired girl who was texting someone, the girl gasped as Summer snatched her Scroll from her, "Second, no Scrolls in this class unless you plan to record your teammate's fight to point out what they did wrong and they need to work on it." Summer said looking at the conversation going on, "I think your mother can wait until after class to know how you are doing."
"Oum, that's embarrassing." Ren said.
Finally Summer appeared by a bored looking girl who was chewing a piece of gum, "Lastly, no gum in class." Summer said as she whacked the girl in the back of the head with the white metal box, causing her to spit the gum out of her mouth.
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt." Sun said, wincing.
Summer reappeared in the middle of the stage where she started, "Alright class, the rest of the day I will simply go over what we will be doing in this class." Summer said, "Also, because we will be doing student sparring I must all ask you one thing."
"There's always a little caveat." Raven said.
The room was silent as people awaited Summer's final rule.
"I wonder what it is." Neptune said.
"Don't hit the boys in the crotch." Summer said simply.
"I would exclude team CRDL from that rule, Oum knows the gene pool doesn't need to be contaminated by those four twats." Ruby said, shocking everyone.
"That's funny coming from her." Ifrit said snickering.
"And why is that?" Diablos asked, speaking for Blake.
"I don't like where this is going." Tai said.
"Tai and Qrow have had her foot impact their balls for years now." Ifrit finished.
"That part, is unfortunately true." Qrow said, wincing.
After that, the book closed, and Glynda passed the book to Winter.
"Alright, let's get some Pokémon food down here for Raiden." Tronmaster said.
"Agreed." Alicia said.
Jenkins: Whoo boy, that was close.
Melody: Yep, at least Raiden's safe.
Jenkins: Yeah. Wanna have sex?
Melody: Random, but did you really need to ask?