*Adam, OOH Ruby, Jenkins, and Melody are contemplating on sending the original group of readers their weapons.*
Adam: I say we do it.
OOH Ruby: Ditto.
Jenkins: Well, Mel and I think that the captain should handle it.
Melody: Seems we're at an impasse.
Everyone could only stare as Tronmaster had a face that could only be described as pure, unbridled rage. And Tronmaster had Devil's Requiem ready to slice Cinder's head off.
"Heh, hey Ruby! How are ya doing, bestie?" Cinder said, trying to convince Ruby to help her, but the young reaper wasn't having any of it.
"Yeah, nice try Cinder." Ruby said flatly.
"Wh-what?" Cinder asked innocently.
"Cut the act Cinder, we know you work for Salem." Yang said, Cinder adopting a scowl.
"And how exactly do you know that?" Cinder asked.
"Me. The guy with the Gunblade pointed at your throat." Tronmaster said, "Now, how and why the fuck are you on my ship?" He asked.
"I noticed that teams RWBY and JNPR had vanished, and I saw your robot, android or whatever, and I needed to investigate." Cinder said.
"Whatever, now, sit down, shut up, and if any harm befalls anyone here, I will personally kill you. Understood?" Tronmaster said, threatening Cinder.
"Whatever." Cinder said, as Winter began to read.
[Beacon Cafeteria]
[Ruby's P.O.V.]
"Oh boy, I know what's coming up!" Ruby said.
"Oh Oum, no." Glynda said.
"Oh Oum, yes!" Yang said.
I sped into the cafeteria and slammed down the binder I totally didn't steal from Weiss onto the table in front of my team.
"You're lucky you're cute." Weiss said, giving Ruby a non-serious glare.
"Love you snowflake." Ruby said, kissing Weiss on the nose.
"Ahem, Sister's, Friend's, Weiss." I announced to my team.
"Hey!" Weiss retorted, though I could vaguely hear Shiva chuckling.
"Way to have my back Shiva." Weiss said rolling her eyes, as Shiva chuckled.
"You think I would've noticed that." Cinder mused to herself.
"Four score and seven minutes ago I had a dream." I said.
"You know, you quoted to people from Earth." Alicia said.
"Who?" Ruby asked.
"The sixteenth president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln, and Martin Luther King Jr." Alicia said.
"This sould be good." Yang said catching a piece of fruit in her mouth.
"Yes it should." Ifrit said grinning.
"I think it was a grape." Nora said.
"Yep." Yang said.
"A dream that the four of us would come together as a team and have the most fun anyone has ever had, ever!" I exclaimed.
"Your energy is just too infectious sometimes." Alicia said.
"Did you steal my binder?" Weiss asked.
"I am not a crook." I defended, because I didn't steal it.
"Nice defense Richard Nixon." Tronmaster said, rolling his eyes.
"Another US President?" Qrow asked, Tronmaster nodding.
"I need to find out what the hell is happening." Cinder mumbled.
"I'll be sure to give you a crash course." Alicia growled.
"What are you talking about?" Blake asked.
"One of the most awesome moments ever." Alicia said, smirking.
"I'm talking about kicking the semester off with a bang." I said.
"And, incoming pun in 3, 2, 1." Shiva said.
"I always kick my semesters off with a Yang." Yang said as she paused waiting for someone to laugh, no such luck as she was hit by an apple.
"Called it." Shiva said.
"Boo!" Nora called, being the one to throw the apple.
"That hurt." Yang said.
"Oh, you'll be fine." Nora said.
"Look guys it's been a good two weeks and between more exchange students arriving, our little fight with the NG going rather well, and the tournament at the end of the year, our semester's going to be great, but classes start up tomorrow, which is why I've taken the time to write out a series of wonderful events to do today." I said.
"I'm impressed. I did the same thing with Raven." Summer said.
"It was after the head-shaving incident." Raven added, "Why didn't I wear a hat?" She added to herself.
"You do realize classes start up tomorrow." Alexander said behind me, "And this book is thick enough to be considered a weapon."
"Wow, I didn't even consider that." Ruby said.
'Crap.' I thought realizing just how think the book was.
"Yeah, that could be used as a blunt instrument." Diablos said.
"Or as a killer doorstop." Calcabrina added.
"I don't know whether to be proud or scared of what you have in store." Weiss said as Yang threw an apple at JNPR.
"Looking back, I'd definitely say, both." Weiss said, kissing Ruby on the nose, causing the young red reaper to giggle.
"Ugh." Cinder said, causing Summer to glare at her.
"I don't know, I think I might sit this one out.' Blake said.
"And that would, kinda come back to bite me in the ass." Blake said.
"Sit out or not, I think however we spend this last day, we should do it as a team." Weiss said standing up, "I for one think that-" Weiss was cut off by a pie to her face.
"What flavor was it?" Winter asked.
"Lemon Meringue, I think." Weiss said.
We all turned to see Nora with a look of surprise on her face before she began pointing at Ren vigorously, I could also see Siren looking around for witnesses, the Brother's laughing their asses off, Quezacotl shaking her head at Siren, and Pandemona standing there watching Siren closely.
"Huh, if I didn't know any better, I'd assume that Siren was a bit of a prankster." Penny said.
"I'm inclined to agree Penny." Raven said.
"FOOD FIGHT!" I shouted grabbing a pie off the table and threw it at Nora, hitting her square in the face.
"And thus, the greatest food fight in history began." Tronmaster said, chuckling.
"It was pretty awesome." Pyrrha said.
I'm not exactly sure what happened next, but Jaune almost got thrown into the window, the only reason he didn't was thanks to the magic he Junctioned. This resulted in Cardin getting thrown into a window.
This got a round of laughter from the readers.
"I'm just glad it wasn't me this time." Jaune said chuckling.
Within mere moments the cafeteria had been emptied and Team JNPR had created a fort using the cafeteria tables.
"That, is rather impressive." Raven said.
"Wow." Tai said.
"Ah ha ha ha! I'm queen of the castle, I'm queen of the castle~" Nora sang atop their fort.
"Dear mother of Oum, that's terrifying." Qrow said.
"Ugh, I hate what happens after the food fight." Neptune said.
I slammed my foot down on one of the tables not apart of their fort, "Justice will be swift, Justice will be painful, it will be delicious!" I yelled as the rest of my team joined in a war cry as well.
"Huh, I'm getting a sense of deja vu from this." Summer said.
"Oh Oum." Tai said.
Team JNPR launched watermelons off a table at us, "Yang, turkeys." I called.
"Wow, that's exactly what I did." Tai said.
"Like Father like daughter it seems." Quezacotl said.
Yang ran forward and stuffed her fists into a pair of turkeys and began to punch the watermelons away.
Blake leapt over Yang and grabbed a pair of baguettes to use as twin swords and charged forward.
"I've always wondered how stale the bread at that school gets." Sun said.
"Stale enough to be used as weapons." Neptune said.
After the two destroyed the last of the watermelons, Yang launched her turkeys at dodged the turkeys, however Jaune wasn't so lucky and took the hit from both of the turkey's.
"Huh, talk about one painful Thanksgiving." Tronmaster mumbled.
Pyrrha then grabbed the bread and lunged toward Blake, and the two clashed loaves. Eventually Pyrrha managed to knock Blake away with the bread and then began throwing them as javelins.
I blocked one of the loaves with a tray and launched it at JNPR in retaliation.
"The trays in my school were all Styrofoam." Tronmaster said, "Weirdly, I'm getting flashbacks to when I was hit by a tater tot."
"Huh, neat." Yang said.
Moments later Weiss had taken the scene with a bottle of ketchup and sprayed it's contents on the ground, causing an incoming Ren to slip and slide into a pile of tables.
"Ouch, Ren turned into a human bowling ball." Qrow said wincing.
Nora then took the stage by breaking off a pole that she soon impaled into a surviving watermelon that she used to knock me away, I saw Weiss take over for me wielding a swordfish and proceeded to attempt to fight Nora, only to be launched away by her makeshift hammer into a pillar.
"Why does a school cafeteria serve Swordfish?" Alicia asked.
"Clearly not a normal school." Cinder said.
"Weiss!" I cried and rushed over to save her from the falling pillar, and succeeded, "Weiss, Weiss, don't leave me. Nooooooo!" Ruby cried.
Where Ruby was, there was a pile of rose petals, followed by glass being broken.
"Jesus Christ mom." Alicia whispered to herself, Ruby returning just a few seconds later.
Yang ran in and recovered her turkeys and clashed with Ren who began wielding a pair of leeks, I'm pretty sure Ren saw Yang's panties when be blocked her kick, Yang proceeded to punch the crap out of the poor guy, knocked him airborne, dodge the leeks he threw, and punched him into the ground.
The members of team STRQ proceeded to look at Ren.
"You didn't actually look at my daughter's panties, right?" Tai asked threatening.
"No sir." Ren said.
"Good man." Tai said.
Nora then came in for a vengeance and effectively knocked Yang out of the cafeteria and into the sky. Blake then began to use a line of sausages as a whip and launched Nora into a vending machine, Nora then used the soda cans as grenades, Blake dodged the first one and I caught the second one before throwing it right back at Nora.
"How hard was Yang hit?" Sun asked.
"Don't know, but she was hit hard enough to reach terminal velocity." Alicia said.
Pyrrha then used her Semblance to lift up every can of soda and sent them all flying at us, mostly Blake as she was pelted by them and launched into the back of the cafeteria.
"Those cans hurt." Blake said.
"I bet it must've been annoying trying to get all of that junk off of yourselves." Penny said, Weiss said.
I had enough, we're not gonna lose here, I used my speed Semblance to launch effectively the whole cafeteria at JNPR, I stopped just before I hit the wall, though I still managed to crack it, JNPR was carried by the wind I generated and were plastered on the wall, the food soon coming in after them and painted the whole wall multicolored.
"I don't get modern art." Tronmaster said, chuckling.
"I knew I was an awesome artist." Ruby said smugly.
Soon Glynda barged in and with a flick of her crop repaired the cafeteria, "Children, please, do not play with your food." Glynda said.
"Oh boy, Glynda looks PISSED.' Raven said, chuckling.
"I won't lie, I was ROYALY pissed." Glynda said.
Mom came in soon after looking at me fiercely, "Ruby..." Mom said sternly, that look vanished in a heart beat as she grew a mischievous grin, "You won right?"
Qrow proceeded to shudder at seeing that grin.
"Yep." I said as Yang crashed through the ceiling, breaking a table as she landed, Yang got up and dusted herself off before giving me a thumbs up.
"That's my girl." Summer said pulling me into a hug, "I won a food fight here too."
"Awesome!" Yang cheered.
"Yeah, that was an awesome food fight." Yang said.
"I'm surprised your GF's didn't join the fight." Mist Dragon said as she appeared translucently.
"I get a feeling that we did." Ifrit said.
"Same." Diablos said.
"Well..." I said pointing to the back corners of the room.
Turning around Mom couldn't help but snicker.
"Oh boy, this should be good." Diablos said chuckling.
On the right side of the room (on the side with the door) Siren was pinned by Sacred, Pandemona, Quezacotl, and Minotaur via dogpile, with the GF's piled on her in that order.
On the left side of the room Diablos was being led back simply by being froze up to his head, "I just wanted to throw one pie!" Diablos shouted.
The last line proceeded to get a laugh from the readers, Tronmaster and Alicia included.
"Why? Why is that so funny?" Jaune asked, in-between laughs.
"I don't, I don't know." Pyrrha said, laughing her ass off.
*Adam, OOH Ruby, Jenkins and Melody are all busy laughing their collective asses off*