I know who it was! I know it was you! And don't act all innocent! We have infra red camera images of you feeling my bum!!!! Don't give me some lame excuse like you though it was your own only I have this cute bum and you know it! I think you should just leave!!!! Go on piss off!!!! That's him told! I think we should leave before anymore light is shone on this incident! Now I hope all of you are warned about my anger! I expect all of you to do as you are told!!!! Now put on your seat belts like good little slaves – uh I mean tourists!

Disclaimer: Blueskywillow does absolutely not own Harry Potter - Past, Present or Future, she merely runs the tour. And just to mention she doesn't get paid either, after all the tour is free.

Chapter 18

That evening Lily was sitting beside the window reading up on some chapters in her Transfiguration book when Remus came over beside her and sat down.

"Hey Lily." Remus said as he sat down. Lily looked up and smiled. She closed the book and sat it on the windowsill.

"Hey Remus, How are you?" Lily asked politely.

"I'm fine. How are you?" Remus asked worriedly. Remus shifted himself so that he was sitting with leg tucked under him and his arm on the back of the chair.

"I'm fine." Lily said looking out the window. She took a deep sigh and looked down at the ground.

"Talk to me. I take it that the letter you got from Petunia wasn't good." Remus said. Lily sighed, Remus held out his arms so Lily would fall into them, and she did. She lay her head down on Remus' chest and began.

"Things at home...well they aren't as good as I thought they were. Apparently Mum and Dad have been fighting a whole lot more. Petunia says its getting worse by each argument." Lily sighed.

"Are you worried about going home?" Remus asked. Lily nodded. "Well you shouldn't be. I'm sure it's just a rough patch they're going through. Everyone has those once in a while. Look at me I have mine every month." Remus said the last part in a whisper. Lily smiled

"Thanks Remus." Lily said turning round and hugging him. "Speaking of rough times how was your last time?" Lily asked curiously.

"It was okay. Luckily Sirius and James were there." Remus said. There was silence between the two then Remus spoke up again. "Lily?" Remus said

"Yeah?" Lily asked looking at him.

"What's going on between you and James? I mean since we got back you guys have been so weird towards each other." Remus asked. Lily looked at the ground.

"Right now James and I are just friends." Lily said.

"What? Did I just hear right? Lily actually admitting that James is a friend?" Remus asked in mock astonishment. Lily hit his arm playfully. "Oh that's it Evans, this means war." Remus said wiggling his eyebrows. He was about to pounce on her when Lily jumped up and started running around the common room. Many people stopped their work to watch Remus chase her. Lily jumped over the coffee table and even jumped over the back of the couch. Lily was running towards the portrait hole when someone came through, it was James. Lily ran up to him and hid behind him.

"What are you doing?" James asked his eyebrows furrowed.

"Remus is.... trying ... to kill me." Lily said trying to catch her breath and suppress her laughter at the same time. Remus ran up to James who was now protecting Lily.

"Hand her over." Remus laughed.

"Who?" James asked innocently.

"The red head hiding behind you." Remus smiled. James was about to say something when Lily's head popped out from behind his back.

"This red head has a name." Lily said. James and Remus laughed.

"What'd she do?" James asked.

"She hit me." Remus said defensively.

"You hit him?" James said turning towards her.

"He was mocking me." Lily defended.

"I gotta do this. Remus take her." James said standing out of the way between them.

"You wouldn't?" Lily said her eyes widening. James grinned then went between them again.

"Your right I wouldn't. Remus your gonna have to find your own play toy...Lily's mine." James laughed. Lily hit him on the shoulder.

"You only gone and did it now." Remus said shaking his head. James started chasing Lily round the common room.

"What is it with you people chasing me?" Lily screamed as she ran up the stairs to her dorm, James closely behind. They ran into the empty dorm and James grabbed a hold of her and started tickling her.

"S-stop s-stop...it." Lily shouted laughing at the same time. The two of them fell on the bed James lying on top of her. James stopped tickling her and looked into her eyes. All of sudden they both started making out heavily. Things were getting a bit intense. James hands roamed all over Lily's body. He started to kiss Lily's neck. Lily wrapped her arms around his neck and breathed in deeply, enjoying the sensation that James had on her.

James loved how her skin was so soft and how it smelt of wild berry. Lily loved how James' kisses were so soft on her skin but yet made her want him more. Just as things were about to go further Michelle and Ashley walked in; the door had already been ajar so they didn't make a sound. Michelle and Ashley watched open mouthed at what was happening on Lily's bed. Ashley tried to suppress a laugh, as did Michelle. Sirius then came in behind them. He stopped dead in his tracks. He then coughed loudly and Lily and James immediately broke apart. They both turned to see the three standing there. James turned his head and shook it. He looked at Lily who had a small smile on her face. He sat up and ran a hand through his hair. Lily propped herself up on her elbows and smiled at her friends.

"Hey guys." Lily said innocently. Michelle and Ashley had hands over their mouths to keep them from laughing whilst Sirius had a huge grin on his face. James sighed then stood up.

"I'll see ya later Lil." James said. He took a menacing look at the three people then walked out of the room. Sirius followed him downstairs. Remus was sitting on the couch beside Owen and Paul.

"What happened with Lily? Did you teach her a lesson?" Remus laughed.

"Oh he sure taught her a lesson." Sirius laughed.

"I need to go take a shower...a cold one." James said rubbing his hands over his face. He walked up the stairs to his dorm. Meanwhile in the girls' dorm, Michelle and Ashley bounced over to Lily's bed and sat down.

"Are you guys dating?" Ashley asked. Lily shook her head.

"Our hormones just kinda got out of control." Lily blushed.

"So what's going on between you guys?" Michelle asked curiously.

"We're just friends...with perks." Lily smiled. Ashley looked at the two curiously. Michelle noticed this.

"Lily, you should tell her." Michelle said to Lily about Ashley.

"Tell me what?" Ashley asked curiously.

"You tell her, I need to go for a shower...a cold one." Lily said, She walked into the bathroom but came right out a few seconds later.

"Ewww Ewww Ewww! Huge spider in there. I'm going down to the head bathroom." Lily said running out the door. She ran down the stairs with her towel in one hand. Remus stopped her.

"Lily what's wrong?" He asked her.

"Huge...gross...totally yucky spider in the shower." Lily said with a disgusted look on her face. Remus laughed and rolled his eyes.

"You want me to kill it?" He asked.

"No, it's okay. I'm going to the Head bathroom anyway." Lily said calming down.

"Okay, I'll see you later." Remus smiled.

"Hey Lily when you come back, we can finish of our game of chess." Sirius shouted from the couch.

"Okay." Lily said before walking out of the portrait hole. A few minutes later James came down the stairs with his towel slung over his shoulder.

"Where are you going?" Remus asked.

"To the bloody head bathroom. Kent and Sophie are currently occupying ours." James said shuddering.

"Go Kent. At least someone is getting some." Sirius said.

"And it's all your fault I ain't." James said angrily. " Do you know how long I've been trying to get her?" James said.

"Who's this?" Remus asked curiously.

"Just another of James' flings. Guess he'll have to start from the beginning again." Sirius smirked. James rolled his eyes then left.

"Shouldn't we tell him that Lily is using the head bathroom?" Remus questioned.

"You actually think that's gonna stop him. If anything he'll get there faster. Think about it Moony. Lily Evans and a bath tub. We've all had that fantasy." Sirius said.

"That lucky git. Maybe we should follow him to warn him." Remus said wiggling his eyebrows.

"We can't we don't know where it is." Sirius sighed.

"That is why the map was invented." Remus said.

"Ahh but dear Wormtail has it. He is meeting Jessica Cush tonight." Sirius said.

"Go Peter, bout time he struck out." Remus said very impressed. "But if Lily comes back saying James tried something, I will hit you then kill him." Remus smiled.

"Why am I getting hit?" Sirius asked defensively.

"Cause it is your bright idea not to go after him." Remus said.

"And I explained why we couldn't." Sirius said. Remus rolled his eyes.

"Fine I'll just kill James." Remus said throwing his hands up in the air.

"Much better." Sirius smiled.

Meanwhile Lily was lying in the huge bathtub just thinking. She was wearing her bikini just in case. She was thinking of what had just happened with James. She was so close to doing it but fortunately her friends interrupted. She wasn't ready for that yet but somehow a passion had came over her. It was feeling she had never felt before. James was the only person who could ever make her feel like this. Lily closed her eyes and let out a deep sigh.

"Thinking of me I hope." A voice said. Lily smiled and opened her eyes. James was standing there in only a pair of swimming trunks.

"What are you doing here?" Lily asked him.

"Kent and Sophie are kinda using the shower in my dorm. What are you doing here?" James asked he sat on the edge of the pool-sized bath.

"There was a huge spider in ours." Lily said. James rolled his eyes and smiled.

"You don't mind if I get in, do you?" James asked.

"No, just as long as you keep those trunks on." Lily said with a small smile.

"Oh you are a tease." James grinned as he got in.

"Proud of it." Lily laughed.

"So that thing that happened between us earlier. What was it?" James asked as they circled around one another.

"What do you mean? Was it an uncontrollable urge that came over each of us or was it more just friends using up the perks of the relationship?" Lily said casually.

"Which was it? The perks or the urge?" James asked moving towards her.

"I don't know." Lily replied. James pulled Lily towards him. He looked down into her eyes then kissed her passionately. Lily wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him back, then suddenly pulled away. She got out of the pool-sized bath and grabbed her clothes.

"Lily where are you going?" James asked.

"James please turn round whilst I get changed." Lily said her back to him. James turned his back to her and let her get dressed. James turned round when she was done. Lily leaned down on the edge of the tub and beckoned for James to come to her. She put a hand on his face.

"I'm sorry." She said. She gazed into his eyes; tears in her own then kissed him passionately. She then stood up and walked out of the bathroom. James flung himself back in the water and cursed loudly.

"That won't get you anywhere." A whiny voice said. James looked up to see moaning Myrtle hovering above one of the taps.

"Whatever." James said rolling his eyes. "There is nothing else for me to do. The girl obviously doesn't love me like I love her." James said as he started to swim about.

"You obviously have never heard her crying about you in the girls' toilets." Moaning Myrtle said before sticking her nose up and whooshing down one of the taps. James rolled his eyes.

When James left the bathroom it was close to 11 o'clock. When he entered the common room only a few people were there. Lily and Sirius were beside the fire playing chess; Lily obviously beating him. A few third year girls sat chattering about boys whilst Remus sat in the far corner doing his homework. James walked over to him and sat down.

"What homework you doin?" James asked Remus curiously.

"Oh, I'm checking over Peter's." Remus shrugged. James sat back in the chair and sighed loudly. Remus looked at him.

"Are you okay?" Remus asked setting down the parchment he was reading. James looked at him and shook his head. "You wanna talk about it?" James shook his head again. "You might as well; it's better than beating the crap outta that punch bag." Remus said. James sighed again.

"You know this mystery woman of mine?" James asked.

"Well I don't know who she is but go on." Remus said.

"Well, it's got really weird between the both of us. We broke up ages ago but over the past couple of days things have got really weird between us. Earlier on today we kissed and things got a little heated, and I mean really heated but her friends walked in and well to cut a long story short, I'm not the happiest person in the world." James said.

"What's the problem?" Remus asked.

"When I spoke to her about what happened, she kissed me then said sorry and walked off. And I'm so totally screwed up over it." James said in frustration.

"Give the girl time. She'll come around to you sooner or later. No girl can resist a Marauder's charms." Remus laughed.

"But this girl is different. She's not just a girl I wanna jump into bed with. I'm actually falling in love with her." James said the last bit in a whisper. Remus's eyes widened in shock.

"You? In love?" Remus asked astonished. "Thought I'd never see the day." Remus chuckled.

"I knew I shouldn't have told you about it. Just forget about everything I said." James said standing up, irritated at Remus.

"James, I'm only messing." Remus said. James sat back down. "Why don't you just take it slow with this girl and see what comes of it." Remus said. James sighed then looked across the room at Lily who was laughing with Sirius. She made eye contact with him and give him a small smile, his heart fluttered. Remus noticed this but shook his head thinking nothing of it.

All that kissing would make you sick!!!! I think we should all make our way to the review section to recover from the ickiness!!!!