There was absolutely no good way to do this. He needed to tell Hinata. He really really needed to tell Hinata the truth. Especially with their wedding coming so close and the dreams becoming more and more material. Tayuya was an addiction. And hopefully, Hinata would be his rehabilitations.

The two were complete opposites, save for their love for him. Tayuya was dirty, crude, and not exactly a good person. Hinata was pure, polite, and her only sin was probably being too timid. If Hinata was an angel than Tayuya was a devil of temptation, that really liked to suck his dick.

And he really should not be thinking about her while he was eating dinner with his very soon-to-be wife. Especially not when she had gone out of her way to make such a wonderful meal. It wasn't ramen, but she still made it for him with all the love she had for him. And it tasted good.

It also tasted like guilt.

"Naruto," Hinata said in that way she had, love and understanding brimming with her soft voice. She poked at her own plate, pale eyes focused on him. Once again he was reminded of how beautiful she was. "Is something wrong?"

Naruto swallowed nothing and took another bite of Hinata's home-cooked meal. How on Earth was he supposed to tell her that he'd been cheating on her in his dreams with a woman that should be very dead? Why did all the weird shit have to happen to him? Was this a curse? It felt like a curse. "Oh, nothing everything's perfectly fine."

"Are you sure? You seem distant recently." She bit her lip, no longer able to meet his eyes. "Are you having regrets about us?" Wait, what? "We are getting married rather young and we've only been in a relationship for a year so we might have been rushing this."

"No!" His voice cracked. "That's not it at all Hinata." Something felt different, he saw it in the corner of his eye, just on the other side of the table in the kitchen. A hand. A floating hand. He knew that hand very well. It was - "Tayuya?"

The hand waved frantically at him.

"What?" Hinata asked looking taken back. She looked at where he was trying to see something. "What's a Tayuya? And what are you looking at? Is something there?"

The arm grew pushing against an invisible wall, he could practically see reality pushing itself. Until.

Pop.

Tayuya appeared in all of her full naked glory in the middle of his kitchen. "Holy fuck that hurt!"

"Shit!" Naruto swore, flinging himself backward, this was bad. Tayuya was here? Naked! Naked and here in front of Hinata. Wait this had dream written all over it. Wait no that was being too hopeful. Hinata was here and he didn't remember falling asleep. Besides. This didn't feel like those.

"Naruto?" Hinata ran over to him, her long violet hair trailing after her. In no time at all, she had her hand on his forehead as she tried to help him up. "Are you okay? Something really is wrong isn't it."

He really wanted to answer but his eyes were drawn to Tayuya. The smoking hot redhead of his dream was currently exploring herself, taking time to make sure everything worked by smacking - man that jiggle was hot - and sliding her fingers into her pussy. "Nice, finally back in the real world! Just when I thought I was going to-"

Tayuya tried to place her elbow on the countertop but fell through it.

For once his brain was working ahead of schedule. Hinata hadn't so much as reacted to Tayuya. And she just fell through the floor. So that meant either she was a sexy ghost, or he was losing his mind and having sexy hallucinations. Or this was some kind of fever dream he was having in a coma. That last one felt like the easiest out.

"Naruto? Should I call Sakura?" Hinata offered.

"No!" He didn't mean to shout like that. That was the last thing he needed. More sexual tension! "No, I'm fine, Hinata honestly just having a bit of a weird week is all, and I'm a bit hungry."

Wasn't technically a lie, he was always hungry. Something about Uzumaki and having a metabolism that didn't know how to stop. Not that Hinata was any better. She could put ramen away like any Uzumaki.

"Oh, did you not eat lunch? I know you must be stressed with the wedding and your training but that's no excuse not to eat Naruto." She pulled him over to his seat, sitting him down. "Honestly do I need to start making sure you eat?"

"No it's-" A head of red hair phased through the floor, followed by a pair of brown eyes and Tayuya's smirk that instantly made his pants feel tight. This was not going to end well for him, was it? "Fine, I'm fine Hinata fine."

"Ooooh," Tayuya smiled snapping her fingers as she rose through the floor. "I get it, you can see and hear me Loverboy, but this chick." She waved a hand in front of Hinata. "Can't. I wonder if I can touch her?"

"Why do you keep looking over there?" He watched in horror as Hinata's veins bulged, her Byakugan activated. Crap. Shit. Fuck. Hinata and Tayuya were practically staring at each other their faces inches apart. Tayuya blinked. "There's nothing there? Really are you sure you're-"

Thank fuck!

"I'm fine, really. I just have a lot on my mind, and I didn't want to bother you. And really it's nothing I'm just letting something bother me." Naruto took a deep breath. "I promise I'll be fine okay?"

"Well if you're sure." Hinata frowned and took a bite of their meal. Even as Tayuya's hand was phasing right through the girls head.

Tayuya smiled pulling back and sticking her hands out in front of her chest. "Holy crap Loverboy, this chick has some grade-A tit meat going on, and she's got a nice curvy ass too! Honestly, I approve, she's a hottie and she appears to be timid. Just the way I like my side chicks."

Naruto did his best to ignore her. To try and focus on his meal. But his dick and Tayuya had other plans.

"You know, I bet that because you can see and hear me," She swayed her hips through the table. "That I," she extended her hand out towards his face. If he moved then Hinata would suspect something. "Can." He was trapped she was so close. "Touch." he felt her touch his cheek, cupping it. "You."

It was like electricity. He could feel her much as he could feel his dick harden in his pants.

"Are you sure everything is okay Naruto?"

"Y-yea!" Naruto took a bite of his meal, somehow managing to maneuver around Tayuya's body. "I'm just so happy with your cooking."

"Oh! Why thank you."

"Pfft," Tayuya snorted, she leaned in to kiss him. Trying to act like he couldn't feel her every move as she dug her fingers into his hair, her lips brushing against his and even her tongue entering his mouth, was by far the hardest thing he had ever done. "You're such a kiss ass, but I do admit she can cook."

Her hand fell on his shoulder through his clothes. And her smile grew two sizes as she rubbed his bareskin. "Wanna get a blow job while you eat dinner with our girlfriend? Cause honestly the thought of her not knowing that you're getting off to me is really fucking hot."

Without waiting for him to respond she vanished under the table. Her hands wrapped around his dick as he stood at full attention. Holy crap, he was so hard it hurt. His leg twitched at Tayuya tongue being dragged along his length, stopping at the top to swirl around it. Hinata looked at him with one eyebrow raised a bit of food about to enter her mouth. "Sorry, leg itch."

Hinata smiled and took another bite of her food. "Oh okay."

"Sorry if I seem," He had to fight back a moan. Tayuya was working his dick like it was a popsicle. "Distracted, Kurama," Oh god he made the mistake of looking down, it was weird to see her sliding along his leg ignoring his pants, but her eyes were filled with lust and pleasure. He could practically smell how horny she was. Why was he being haunted by such a sexy ghost? "Is trying to talk to me."

"When you're about to cum pull my hair."

"Oh, is that what's been bothering you?" As always Hinata was the most understanding person in the world. And here he was lying to her while some dead chick played his dick like a flute. Hinata brought a hand up to her mouth and gave a cute giggle. "Is it anything specific? Or does he just want to be taken for a walk?"

"Haa," he groaned reaching down to pull on Tayuya's hair. What the hell would happen if he came in her while she was sucking him off in his pants? She swallowed so would it like just plop out somewhere? Why was he thinking about this? "Hahaha," good recovery! "He's not amused, but actually it's about our marriage."

"Wait!" Tayuya shot up. "You're marrying cow tits? And here I thought we had a special bound!"

She didn't sound hurt at all.

"Does he want to be there? We might not be able to make room for him." Hinata placed a finger to her cheek. "I'd love to have him there, it's just a space issue we've already filled the venue."

Tayuya adjusted his dick in his pants, he was so close to cumming. She spun around so that her shapely ass was right in front of his face. Her pussy was wet and ready for him. "I'm going to stare her in the eyes while I ride your cock. You know, to assert dominance or some shit."

"No," He wasn't sure who he was saying that too. Both. Didn't stop Tayuya though as she slid down on top of him. Dammit, why did he have to wear the loose sweatpants? "He was more worried about our children, and."

"That's right, watch me fuck your fiancè, god you're actually kind of fucking hot you know that. I can see why he choose you. I bet you're all kinds of suppressed though. Don't worry baby, I'll show you how to let go." Tayuya continued to ramble tossing her hair back looking forward right at Hinata. This was easily the most fucked up thing he had ever experienced. And it was kind of turning him on. Well, turning him on more.

"And, how his influence might spread to them."

"Influence? Is it serious?"

"No-aah, no." Damn Tayuya was grinding into him now, her ass bouncing against him. "It's like my whisker marks."

"Oh well, that's no problem. I think your whiskers are cute." Whatever Hinata said after that was lost as Tayuya began to moan.

She was bucking wildly slamming herself up and down his length. This was wrong.

"Heh, she seems like such a nice girl." Tayuya looked back to him. "But she can't get you off like I can she? I bet she fucks like a dead fish."

This was really wrong. He needed to put a stop to it before he -

To late.

"Cumming!" Naruto shouted standing up, knocking Tayuya off of him and sending her forward across the table. The table flipped, sending Hinata tumbling backward and Tayuya through her. "Oh shit! Hinata I'm sorry are you okay?"

He was at her side in a second.

"Fuck Loverboy." Hinata said rubbing her head. "Give me a bit of warning if you want it rough."

That wasn't Hinata.

"Wait." Hinata looked down at her body, moving her hands around before they went right to her boobs. "Holy fuck! I sound like a marshmallow and damn these things are soft! How does she do anything with tits like this? Like holy shit, I feel like I should always be naked."

"Tayuya?"

"In the fucking flesh." The Hinata currently being piloted by Tayuya took his arm and stood up, kissing him deeply. It felt a lot different. Very different. In a good way. Like the softness of Hinata's kiss and the pure sex that was Tayuya's were mixed into the perfect blend. "Want to see how good of a jiggle fuck this girl is?"

"Wait where's Hinata?" He didn't accidentally kill her, did he? "Is she in there too?"

"Nah, just me, I got too much Ego to share a head with anybody." She pulled on his arm bringing it up to Hinata's breast. "But come on let's have a real fuck now. I'm going to break you and this body."

"Naruto?" Hinata's voice sounded from below. Her head appeared coming out of the ground like it was water. She was naked as she continued to rise up. Her large breasts hung heavily on her frame her narrow waist and round hips on full display. For all of two seconds before she tried to cover herself with her arms. "What's happening? Why am I floating? Why am I naked? And why are their two of me?"

"Damn is that what I look like naked now? I thought you'd have a little bit of pudge but you're thick and fit." Tayuya bit her lip lust shining in her eyes. "And now I have an idea."

There was only one thing that Naruto could say. "Fuck."

"That's part of it ya."

"Excuse me but who are you?"

AN: ... I admit I had no idea what the hell I was going to do with this story until I saw a pic of Hinata x Tayuya fanart that was cute. And well... Guess what.

THREE WAY MUTHA FUCKAS!

Also. I apologiez in advance for this.