"You know, I really should be offended."
Tayuya hummed a soft tune, she was floating through the air like she was lounging on a river, completely naked as always, ghosts didn't need clothes, even for a wedding. Even if she could get clothes it'd be pointless, by this point the only two people that could see here were as used to her being naked as they were having sex with a ghost. It'd been a wild couple of days.
"Because we asked you not to do anything?" Hinata mumbled, looking absolutely stunning in her wedding dress. It looked good, but it so traditional, so plain, and just really didn't make Hinata look, anybody, than she normally did. Especially how she looked last night, her face red tongue out as she had another orgasm that left her little more than a twitching husk. For a girls only night, it was pretty good. "Or because you're not the one getting married.
Tayuya snorted. "No, because that get up you got is the least sexy thing I've ever seen, it's not too late to get that sparkly white bikini that shows off your juggs."
Weddings might be boring as all hell, especially because it wasn't hers, not that she wanted to get married, she was much better off as a sex spirit. Probably. But Naruto and Hinata's wedding was extra boring, it was less celebration of happiness and union and more giant political shit show. Sure world peace was great and all, but did literally everybody and their grandmother have to be here for this?
It was just a public announcement that they were going to fuck the next day. Though Tayuya did have to admit, she was looking forward to the honeymoon, nice private beach for a whole week that was going to smell like a brothel by the time she was done with it.
"Actually," Hinata mumbled, pulling down just enough of her kimono to reveal a single bikini strap. "I am."
"Holy fuck girl!" Tayuya squealed, flying in through Hinata to give the girl a kiss, "I fucking you love you, know that right?"
"I'm happy you feel that way, and I'm happy that out of all the ghosts that could have haunt fucked Naruto it was you." In no time at all Hinata was back to her prim and proper self. It still sounded so out of place for a marshmallow-like Hinata to swear like that.
Tayuya smiled, allowing her hand to come in contact with Hinata's flesh, tracing a line around the girl's nipple. "Why is it you only say you love me when I'm blowing your mind?"
"You don't seem like the type to love," Hinata twitched at her touch, but the pound or so of make the girl wore hide the blush that was growing. She wouldn't go too far, just enough to tease, this was still their big day.
"Oh please, love is all I do now," Tayuya twisted around lifting Hinata's chin up for another kiss, this one longer, a promise of what was to come. "And I love you and Naruto with whatever is left of my shriveled up heart, you two let me feel alive again. And I know you feel the same."
Hinata smiled, "I do, I hope you stay with us for a long time Tayuya, I mean it."
A knock came from the door. "Sister? They're ready for you?"
"Oh god!" Tayuya moaned, touching herself violently, "I can't take it much more I'm going to cum! I swear you're going to make me orgasm! Over and over again with your giant futa dick, it feels like my insides are about to rupture!"
Okay, so she wasn't exactly keeping to her word.
Hinata didn't so much as even look at her, instead opting to reach over to grab onto one of Tayuya's nipples and twisting hard. It hurt just as much as it felt good. Which was her favorite kind of hurt. "I'm ready as well Hanabi."
And that was her cue to leave as well.
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Weddings were boring. And the band they had was absolutely horrible.
But the food smelled fantastic. Which was where Tayuya chose to hang around while she waited for the ceremony to be over. Being a ghost meant that she missed many things. Like eating, smelling, and oddly enough pooping. Being a ghost was kind of like being really hungry but also really having to poop at the same time. Except not really.
Being a ghost was complicated.
Still, she missed eating with her own mouth. Eating while in control of Hinata made everything taste slightly like lavender and textures were way off, even smells. She couldn't even enjoy chocolate, because Hinata didn't like chocolate so Hinata's body didn't enjoy chocolate. Shame she couldn't take over Naruto's body, then everything would probably taste like ramen. Which was actually a bonus.
Damn fox was just afraid that she'd figure out how to turn it into a sexy redhead with giant tits.
Apparently, when she died, her boob envy turned into boob lust. Which was just fine for her especially when she got to enjoy Hinata's juicy melons whenever she wanted. Just not right now because of wedding stuff.
Shame she couldn't just eat some of these grapes! It wasn't even just the grapes! It was food! She'd kill to be able to eat something.
She shivered, a cold breeze running through her. Wasn't it summer?
Wait. She felt cold. She wasn't supposed to feel anything, at least not without touching Naruto or Hinata. The skies turned dark like someone turned the light off.
"Ahhhh," A voice that chilled her bones and burned her ears pierced the silence. "I've found you, my bride!"
Oh, fuck no.
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"Do you Naruto Uzumaki take Hinata Hyuuga to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do."
"And do you Hinata Hyuuga take Naruto Uzumaki to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do."
Naruto smiled, holding onto Hinata's hand, staring at the ring that now bound them. To think, a week ago he was worried that he was cheating on her with a ghost, and now she was sleeping with the ghost as much as he was. So much for a normal marriage. But then again normal was boring, and he got to have a threesome once or twice a day. Sometimes more! Hard to complain about that. Really hard.
Wait, who turned out the lights?
A mummering echoed throughout the crowd, everybody was looking towards the sky to see it dim, like a stormy day without clouds.
"Well that's not ominous," Shikamaru chuckled from behind him. "You sure Hinata isn't some kind of evil spirit and you just sold your soul?"
A glare did not stop the smirk on his friends face.
"Naruto," Hinata took a step forward, "I have a bad feeling about this."
She wasn't' the only one. The clouds in the sky began to spiral around turning into a grey whirlpool with the lightless sun in the center of it all. This was really not good. Why couldn't he just have like six months without some kind of evil threatening the world?
A scream drew his attention and that of everybody else. It was Tayuya flying through the air as tendrils of dull purple smoke chased after her like snakes biting at her ankles. She cried as one bit her, sapping her strength. "Naruto! Help!"
The crowd began to gasp at the sight, some tried to help the girl but their attempts fell through the girl and the smoke.
"Is that Tayuya?" Shikamaru asked. "Isn't she dead?"
That didn't matter. She was in danger. Naruto charged forward, grabbing onto her hand her legs were consumed by the smoke, stretching her further and further towards the horizon like she was being pulled to some far off land. "Tayuya! Hang on! I got you!"
"We have you!" Hinata shouted, grabbing onto the girl as well. "What's happening."
"He's come for me! I don't know who or why but he came for me!" Tayuya cried, tears streaming down her face, no matter how hard they pulled they weren't gaining any ground, she was slowly being pulled away from them. "Please don't let him take me!"
"We won't!" Hinata shouted, her Byakugan activated.
"I won't let him take you I promise!" He searched deep, gathering his sage chakra and summoning Kurama's strength as well. He didn't sense anything. No that was wrong, he sensed nothing. Like whatever was pulling Tayuya away from them was nothing. What could he do? There had to be something right? A seal? More chakra? That always fixed things before.
Tayuya screamed, her hands slipping in their hands, her body was transparent now, and the smoke was claiming her torso. "You'll come for me, right? Please! Say that you'll come for me!"
"You're not going anywhere!" Naruto shouted, he felt the hands of his friends on his arm, some trying to grab Tayuya, others helping him pull. "Just hang on Tayuya!"
"Say that you'll come! Come for me please!" She was crying, all but her face was swallowed up. "Please! Just say it!"
"We'll come for you!" He shouted.
She smiled. And her hand slipped through his. She was gone in a heartbeat and the sky turned back to normal. The entire group fell down, whatever they were pulling on had vanished. All that remained in his hand was a red thread that stretched towards the horizon.
"Hinata, we have to," Naruto began but was cut off by Hinata standing, holding up her dress to kick off her heels.
"The fuck are you waiting for Naruto! Let's go get her!"
Despite himself, he couldn't help but smile. "I love my wife."
AN: Hey look. Plot! Like... three more chapters? (If I ever get around to writing it)