Raise your hands for the third crossover idea I'm presenting today! This one's a real treat! A Naruto/LOL crossover! And of course it has Ahri as the main paring! Yay!
Anyway... this is definitely open to a lot of ideas. I hope you like the intro. I rewrote this so many times back when I was intending to make this a full story. But that's beside the point... Read on and see if you're interested in taking it for a spin! I'd love to see someone else try turning this into a full length story. Since I have no clue where I'd have gone with this story past like chapter 3 I put it up here! Maybe someone else will have the inspiration to take it further.
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Shock… unadulterated shock. She couldn't understand. This… This was impossible. Her whole life thus far... This, everything said this was impossible. In her entire life this had never happened before. She'd been in this same situation a hundred times in the last ten years… No! More like a thousand times! To be sitting here with this precious… miracle… clutched in her hands.. It was unreal.
Almost a dream…
Sitting at a wide round table sat a woman. To all outward appearances you would have been unable to deduce this woman was over fifty years old. Her long blond hair was in two tails down her back, her gold eyes were keen, and her perfect unblemished skin gave no hint to her true nature. Only a few things gave the idea she could be a Kunoichi. The subtle way her eyes darted around the table… from the people, to the cards in her hand. Almost as if she were guarding a secret or holding on to some lifeline.
She was Tsunade Senju, one of the three legendary Sanin… and she was scarce moments away from being filthy stinking rich. No… She'd never have to worry about hotels again. This was enough money to settle down with her assistant Shizune and live her whole FUCKING LIFE in luxury. The money pot in front of her was stacked almost a foot into the air, high value chips almost all of it. With this much money she could pay back every tab at every bar in the Elemental Nations. She could take care of all her debts plus interest! And she'd still be set for life.
Yes this was her big break. All the losses and failure had led up to this moment. The moment she would be… forever rich.
After sitting here for six hours… it was all worth it. Men and women had come and gone, fearful of the chance they might lose big. The jackpot kept getting bigger… and bigger. Now… the seven people gathered around the table were eyeing each other like starving wolves, ready to lash out. Well… all except for two. Both of them happened to be blond. Tsunade was, as already mentioned, too engrossed in her thoughts to bother antagonizing the other players… And sitting across from her was a young blond man of twenty or so who didn't seem the least bit worried.
Not that she noticed him at all. He, along with the others around the table minds as well have been invisible, nonexistent, dead.
Around her the establishment hummed. This was a casino, one of the biggest in the Land of Fire. A den of greed and avarice, filled to the brim with men and women eager to make a fortune. Every game imaginable was up to play. Money changed hands with the speed and rapidity of machine gun fire. And through it all sweet smoke drifted, coming from sticks of incense and cigars. The grey slow moving clouds lent well to the atmosphere of hedonism and debauchery. Girls in revealing outfits strolled past tables, offering drinks and other things. The entire casino was alive, setting the stage for both tragedy and victory.
And there, strolling through it all… was a woman. A beautiful woman. She was tall with long blond hair and perfect fair skin. Her breasts, of which many a lengthy song might be written on, were incased in a tempting maroon piece of fabric. Her waist was also wrapped in silk, allowing all to gaze upon a wealth of skin. The click of heels was barely audible as she paced through the hazy air towards the main table. One green eye peeked at the cards of a certain blond woman sitting there.
Then she was slipping through the crowd of watchers to the side of her master.
There was a sharp intake of breath. The gathered gamblers waited with baited breath for the hand to be revealed. And with a sound like ten ton stone doors being slammed a single hand cracked into the table.
"HA! I got it you sucker! See who lost this time!? Its all of you! I won fair and square and now it's all mine! You hear?! I'm rich! FILTHY stinking RICH!"
The table was silent.
"That's right you suckers! It's me! Tsunade Senju and this is MY lucky break! You hear me fuckers!? All of this is MINE and you can all go cry your eyes out away from me! Cause I don't want to hear your sniveling! HAaha!"
The blond girl who had been behind her circled the table as everyone leaned in to look at her hand. Muted gasps and groans came from nearly everyone. Yes.. this was it. The blond Sanin had Aces. The game was over… and they had lost… big time.
"-Ahem-"
The table was still again as six people looked up. Tsunade was transfixed by what she saw.
Sitting across from her was a young man, gorgeous… with unruly hair, sapphire blue eyes, tanned skin… and white teeth. He was smiling back at her, grinning with one eyebrow raised. And then… as she watched… he dropped his hand.
Everyone gasped.
Royal flush… a perfect hand.
"I believe that I win this one." He smirked and gestured to someone in the crowd. Almost instantly the stunning blond girl was by his side, leaning over his shoulder. He turned his head to whisper in his ear. She blushed and smiled, her expression predatory. A moment later she was pushing forward again her long sculpted arms wrapping around the huge pile of chips.
The groans started again and those who had lost rose from the table, anguished looks upon their faces. That had been the biggest pot of their lives… and they knew it. It was almost unfair… Seeing that young man get the perfect hand meant the entire time had been a waste. They couldn't possibly have won that. There wasn't a hand that beat that out…
Tsunade sat there… feeling broken.
She'd lost… lost so much. The amount of money she'd put into that pot was enormous. She and Shizune would have to get out of town quick! Neither of them had the money to pay off the loan she'd taken out to gamble tonight! If they were caught they'd be ruined!
Rage…
Rage filled her as he eyes snapped back up to meet the shocking blue of her opponent, the man who had done this to her, the reason for her feeling of emptiness.
But he was gone. Tsunade leapt up, her eyes scanning the crowd and there… Yes! That was them! She saw them across the way, already trading in their chips. Did they think they could get away from her?! Tsunade Senju?! She was a member of the Sanin. She along with Jiraiya and Orochimaru had fought Hanzo of the Salamander to a draw!
NO ONE FUCKED WITH HER!
Fists clenching tight enough to shatter rock, teeth grinding hard enough to shred steel… Tsunade Senju started towards the two figures even as they left the counter money in hand. She never sped up though, the more rational side of her brain telling her to move silently through the crowd. Yet her eyes never left them. Both blonds were almost to the door though. And she could see out of the corner of her eye, someone was approaching her.
"Excuse me… but you can't leave yet miss."
All hell broke loose as Tsunade bowled the short money lender over and continued, shoving men and women away from her as she went. Her gaze stayed locked on the blond… that bastard… He must have cheated! No one just got a Royal flush on that kind of pot! The chances of getting a hand like that in any given game were… just ridiculous! Just being dealt a royal flush could be a once in a lifetime thing, but getting it on that pot!?
Impossible?!
Tsunade broke free of the game tables and people just in time for the two blonds she proceeded to exit the building. Her teeth gnashed and she bolted after them, no longer caring for subtlety.
The doors to the gambling den crashed open and Tsunade Senju stood panting on the village street. Her head whipped back and forth, but she saw no one. The street was empty at this time of night.
She paused.
Last she checked it had been about eleven in the morning. How had it gotten to be so late? Was she really at the table that long? No…. It didn't matter. All that she cared about right now was that wretched blond who'd swindled her. HER! Tsunade Senju! Why, when she got her hands on that brat she'd wring his neck!
Turning on her heel Tsunade dashed to her left, looking to find her quarry before he could get away.
It wasn't long before she found them.
Five minutes later she heard voices and stopped behind a building. She was on the outskirts of the village, a good distance from the casino, and in her mind it couldn't be anyone but the blond man and his bitch… probably counting out the money that should have been hers!
Tsunade peeked around the side of the building and down the alley.
And there they were.
But… to her surprise it wasn't the blond man and woman from earlier. Instead it was two teenagers. Both looked to be about sixteen or seventeen. One was a girl… a very beautiful girl. She was of average height with long ebony hair that reached the backs of her thighs. Her pale skin shone in the moonlight and Tsunade noticed her eyes were golden… like ryo coins.
She was not human.
Her eyes were slitted, two fangs poked cutely from her upper lip, and her ears were like that of a fox. Oh… and there was one last interesting detail. She had tails. Nine of them, snowy white and fluffy.
Tsunade had to pinch herself hard to make sure she wasn't dreaming.
Then the nine tailed girl leaned into the boy… kissing him.
The blond Sanin's gaze shifted ever so slightly to the right. The boy was…
Her mind blanked out. He was tall, taller than the girl indeed for she had to stand on tippy toe to reach his lips. His hair was like spun gold, though it was tarnished silver in the moon light. His skin… tanned, and his eyes were chips of blue ice.
And last of all, on either side of his face Tsunade could see three black lines… like whisker marks.
"Minato…?"
It all, quite suddenly, made sense.
Tsunade's mind flung her backwards three years in time to when Jiraiya had visited her, trying to bring her back to the village.
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"Listen Tsunade-hime! If you refuse to come back and become Hokage, at the very least… come back for Naruto!"
"Jiraiya… I said NO!"
"You're not understanding… He's your godson damn it!"
"And where is he? Where?! I don't see him here! Hiruzen told me my godson died! And now thirteen years later you track me down and tell me that Hiruzen is not only dead but that he lied the whole time!? What games are you playing at?! If the boy was alive… if…"
"If what…?"
"If my godson were alive I would come back without a second thought. Not to be Hokage, but to be with the family I never knew. But… he's not here. I know you Jiraiya. If he were here, you would have brought him."
"That's the thing Tsunade, I did! But he's gone! That's one of the reasons I need you! If I can't bring you back to Konoha then I will be nominated as the next Hokage. And I won't be able to go out and find him!"
"You…you LOST HIM!?"
"On the way here. I woke up one morning and he was just… gone."
"You… IDIOT! You lost your own Godson! FOOL, IMBICEL!"
"Please Hime… come back to the village. You become Hokage and I'll bring Naruto back to you. Okay?"
"No."
"What?!"
"You heard what I said. I'm not going to be Hokage, Godson or not. But I'll tell you what. If he ever turns up I'll come back to the village."
"Tsunade… I won't be able to look for him if I'm tied up with the village every single day for who knows how long."
"Tsk! Then I'll find him. How about that?"
"You wouldn't have any idea where to look!"
"Like you do either! If you knew where he would be then he would be with you! Now leave me alone! If I find him I'll bring both of us back to the village, but if that doesn't happen… and he never returns then see fit to disappear from my life forever!"
"…I see."
"Jiraiya… just go."
"You know what Tsunade? I think I will. Good luck drinking yourself into an early grave."
"Ass."
"… bye."
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Tsunade blinked as she recalled that conversation. It had been one of the most bitter arguments in her life. But now that she remembered what Jiraiya had once told her about Naruto it did indeed make sense.
First and foremost Jiraiya had told her that the boy looked like a carbon copy of his father, all except for having his mother's facial structure. He made specific reference to the whisker marks as well. Second Jiraiya told her how Naruto was a master of stealth and completely unpredictable. And third… although to be quite honest this had been more of an aside from Jiraiya.
He'd noted that Naruto had the most ridiculous, awe inspiring good fortune when it came to gambling. He could win any game of luck with his eyes closed.
But what was he doing here?
And who in Kami's name was that girl?!
"Come on Ahri-chan… stop messing around. We need to go."
Tsunade filed the name away as she watched the odd scene unfolding.
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"Ahri-chan…"
"Mmm?"
Naruto looked down at his companion of nearly three years. His eyes roamed over her beautiful face, the curve of her lips, the soft gold of her eyes… and her cute nose. She was so enchanting that for a moment he lost what he was going to say. Then he took hold of her chin and lifted her face to his. "We should go. You remember what happened last time we stayed too long. We can't let you get spotted again. If word gets out about someone with your appearance I'm not sure I can stop them next time."
Ahri dipped her head, biting his finger playfully. Her gold eyes rose to meet his as her cheeks darkened. It was obvious what she wanted. The problem was they didn't have time for that… as much as he wanted it too.
"Ahri…"
She let his finger go and leaned into his chest. He shivered as he felt her lips pressing to his skin. "When can we mate Naru-kun…?" Her tails curled around her, shifting from their usual white to a deep orange tinged with red. "I want to…"
He sighed, stroking over her dark furred ears. "Not right now. Once we get back to the hideout we can have some fun okay?"
Ahri growled softly, nuzzling him
"We need to go… the others will get worried if we take too long."
She pouted. "You always say that."
Naruto groaned as he did his best to resist that look she was giving him… the fox girl version of the patented puppy dog look. Kami… what did he do to deserve this? He grimaced and placed a hand on top of her head, rubbing between her ears. "Listen, I promise I'll take as much time as you want to be with you once we get back to the hideout, but we can't linger here."
"I want to mate right now…" she mumbled under her breath as she leaned into him. "I want that big hard rod in me…"
"You know that you suck at talking dirty right?"
The pout returned. "I could just drain you of chakra, tie you down, and have my way with you." she suggested in a mock sultry tone. "That worked last time."
He dead-panned. "So not cool by the way."
"What? You enjoyed it…" Ahri trailed a finger down his chest licking her lips at the thought of Naruto under her… moaning her name. She wanted to do that again... "Suigetsu said it's not rape if you enjoy it."
Naruto's eye twitched. "That reminds me. I need to have a talk with fish boy later. He's been talking out his ass way too much lately." He shook his head. "You know better than to listen to him."
"You still enjoyed it." She pointed out.
"Yes I did… but if it had been anyone else who tried that they would have had a Rasengan shoved in their face." Naruto said bluntly. "Now stop being stubborn. We can mate later got it?"
"Killjoy…"
"Nymphomaniac."
Ahri bit her lip cutely and pushed her face into his chest. "Only for you… Naruto-kun."
He sighed and did his best to hold firm. It wasn't exactly easy. "We… are… going. Come on. After winning that pot we need to get going. Remember what happened last time we delayed? They sent ninja after us to get the money back."
At last Ahri nodded. "Okay… we can go now… but first."
Naruto tried lamely to resist, but knew enough from his time with Ahri that he wasn't getting out of this. His blue eyes settled on her golden orbs even as her hands linked behind him. And then Ahri leaned up on tippy toe to kiss him. He groaned as he felt her draining his chakra away and absently started to draw on the Kyuubi's power to replenish what she took.
He broke the kiss a minute or so later, knowing that if he let it continue he'd lose himself to her charms. And then of course they'd be in a far more compromising position than he was willing to put them in.
"More…"
Naruto growled. "Later."
"Don't you trust me Naruto-kun?"
"No."
Ahri pouted. "Aw, not nice."
Naruto rolled his eyes. "You don't love me because I'm nice. You love me because I'm the only one who puts up with your foxy ass. Not to mention I'm the only one who isn't scared shitless when they see you're true form."
She pouted again and tried to kiss him.
"Nope… later." Naruto grabbed her wrist and started walking down the alley. "We're going back to base. Then you can do whatever you want."
"Anything?" Ahri asked, a hint of lust entering her voice.
"Yeah yeah… anything. No let's go."
No further argument was needed because Ahri ran forward, staring to drag him instead. "Come on Naruto-kun! I want to do all kinds of things when we get back!"
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Tsunade was gaping openly as Naruto turned and darted out of the alley on the other side. There was a rather familiar scroll strapped across his back… one that should have been safe back in Konoha.
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So... yeah. There's that little teaser bit at the end there. Originally I wanted the story to be from both Naruto and Tsunade's point of view. Maybe have a more mature POV for some scenes to give perspective. Or something like that. I'm not sure. It's been ages since I even thought about this fic's plot line.
Anyway. The only thing I'm asking for you to keep the same in this one is that Naruto be outcast from the village. The reason is up to you! Oh! And please keep Ahri in there? She's kind of my favorite character from LOL.
Any lengthy questions about the plot can be PMed to me! Cheerio!