DISCLAIMER: I don't own Earthbound

Codi: Yay, we got a review!

Claus: You're making a chapter on one review?

Codi: Yeah, what's your point?

Claus: Um… well…

Codi: That's what I thought, anyway the reviewer is SuperTreGamer

May post more in the future.

Lucas

Pick the couple that you would rather be in (Ness or Claus) and make-out for 30 seconds.

Ness

Use PSI Rockin Omega on Paula's face. Sorry Paula

Jeff

Do you ever wonder how your Dad got laid?

Kumatora

Do the Wes dance.

Teddy

Wear a bear costume until someone dares otherwise.

Flint

Punch Hinawa… in the face =D

Ninten

Kick Duster in the balls.

Paula

Burn Ness's face with PSI Fire Omega. That is what you get using PSI Rockin Omega on Paula. Ness, you are a jerkface.

Everyone that was not dared

Kiss a magypsies.

Everyone

KILL LOID!

Codi: I like this guy/girl already!

Lucas: I don't

Codi: Oh, you're just saying that, because you got dared. In speaking of which… Lucas

Pick the couple that you would rather be in (Ness or Claus) and make-out for 30 seconds.

Lucas: What? *blush *

Codi: You heard me.

Ness and Claus: *slightly blushes *

Lucas: Well… I guess… I would rather be with Ness.

Ness: YES!

Claus: LUCAS!

* NeCas Fangirls screams *

Codi: Okay Lucas, make-out with Ness for 30 seconds

Claus: What about me?

Codi: Sorry Claus. You'll probably eventually get your chance.

* Ness and Lucas make-out for 30 seconds*

Codi: * takes picture* Okay ready for the dare. Ness

Use PSI Rockin Omega on Paula's face. Sorry Paula

Ness: What no! She'll kill me!

Codi: Oh, she'll get to do that anyway on her dare. Just do it!

*Ness uses PSI Rockin Omega on Paula. Paula takes Mortal Damage *

Jeff: She's out cold.

Hinawa: Is she going to be alright?

Codi: She'll be fine. I'll revive her when she needs to do her dare. Oh that reminds me… Jeff

Do you ever wonder how your Dad got laid?

Jeff: o.o Um… not really

Codi: Why not?

Loid: Do I not interest you.

Jeff: You hardly even know who I am!

Loid: So…

Jeff: Do you even know?

Loid: Well… I… Uh…

Codi: OKAY WE GET IT! Thank you Jeff. That's all we need to know. *sighs * okay next dare. Kumatora Do the Wes dance.

Kumatora: Uh No.

Codi: Nope. You gotta do it. They all did there's * points at Ness, Lucas, and Jeff*

Kumatora: Fine * Does the Wess dance. Codi takes picture*

Everyone: *Laughs *

Kumatora: I hate you all.

Codi: We love you too Kuma! Teddy

Wear a bear costume until someone dares otherwise. Oh I get it Teddy Bear! I get it!

Claus: Wow nothing gets by you.

Codi: Do you want to say that again to my face?

Claus: Not really.

Codi: That's what I thought.

Teddy: This is stupid! I don't even have a bear costume!

Codi: Oh, I do! * Hands Teddy a bear costume*

Teddy: … *puts on bear costume*

Ana: Oh Teddy you look so cute!

Teddy: Yeah whatever.

Codi: Ok, you have to keep that costume on until dared otherwise.

Ness: Can we just continue on?

Codi: Sure Ness. Flint

Punch Hinawa… in the face =D

Flint: Why on Earth would I ever do that?

Codi: 'Cause that's your dare.

Flint: Alright then. I'm sorry Hinawa. * Punches Hinawa in the face.*

Lucas and Claus: MOM!

Codi: I'm sure she'll be fine. Flint wouldn't dare punch her that hard.

Claus: She better be okay.

Codi: Okay next Ninten

Kick Duster in the balls.

Ninten: Sounds easy enough. * Kicks Duster in the balls*

Duster: Oof! Oh I really am going to hate that kid.

Codi: Which one Ninten or SuperTreGamer?

Duster: Both.

Codi: Sounds good to me.

Tony: Um… Paula is still passed out.

Codi: Tony! It's good to hear your voice again! I'll go ahead and revive her. * Revives Paula*

Paula: NESS!

Codi: Paula, you have to use PSI Fire Ome-

*Paula uses PSI Fire Omega on Ness. Ness takes Mortal Damage*

Codi: Um… nevermind. Now everyone that was not dared kiss a magypsies

*Everyone makes out with a magypsy. Codi gets a picture*

Ness: Never can unsee. Never can unsee. Never can unsee.

Codi: Oh quit complaining! Now Everyone KILL LOID!

Loid: WHAT! Why?

Codi: I don't know that's just what it says.

Ana: I can't hurt Loid. He's my friend

Ninten: Yeah mine to.

Teddy: I personally don't have a problem with it.

*Everyone except Ana and Ninten attacked Loid. Loid took Mortal Damage.*

Ana: Poor Loid… I hope he will be okay.

Codi: Ana, he will be fine. He will be back when I need to revive him. In speaking of revive, *Revives Hinawa*

Lucas: Mom! You're back!

Codi: Not that I don't love the whole family reunion thing, we have more dares. These are from .Vroom. Some of you might know them from Forever bound, a fanfic I'm really getting into. I hope they don't mind me saying. These are their dares. Ah, this sounds like a really fun story, this is the first truth or dare story I've ever encountered and I like so far.

Hmm...If I could dare anyone first; I'd dare Jeff to kiss Paula.

Why?

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I don't know, maybe because I think they're just so adorable together.

I would dare Poo to eat western food and LIKE it (or at least pretend to).

I would dare Ness to give up Steak for life.

I would dare Mr. Maxwell to kiss Miss Venus.

I would dare Duster to shave his sweet 'stache. Lol.

I would dare the Magypsies to do the "Salsa" monkey dance. :D

And I would dare Pokey to jump off a cliff.

Codi: Wow I like really like your dares. Thanks for liking my fanfic so far. I really appreciate it! You just won yourself a virtual kitty!

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Claus: Can you just get on with the freaking dares?

Codi: Wow you're pushy. First dare; I'd dare Jeff to kiss Paula.

Ness: Wait! Not going to happen!

Paula: This is what you get for using PK Rockin on me! *Paula pulls in Jeff by his jacket and kisses him. They are like this for about 3 minutes*

Jeff: Wow… Paula I-

Paula: Save it. You're actually a pretty good kisser.

Ness: It's like I'm not even in the room.

Codi: I'm so glad I got a picture of that! Anyway next dare. I would dare Poo to eat western food and LIKE it (or at least pretend to).

Poo: Fine. I'm just going to have pretend. *Codi sets up a Mexican Buffet. Poo eats.* I don't think I can hold it down!

Codi: Bathroom's that way. *Poo runs into the bathroom and after a few moment he returns.*

Poo: It was delicious!

Codi: Glad you liked it! I would dare Ness to give up Steak for life.

Ness: WHAT! I feel like this person hates me.

Codi: Oh, I'm sure they don't. You're just overreacting. * Ness curls in a ball in the corner of the room* that's one way to handle it… I would dare Mr. Maxwell to kiss Miss Venus.

Venus: Hah! Like that'll happen!

Mr. Maxwell: Oh c'mon, just one kiss.

Venus: Would that make you happy? Whatever. *Venus kisses Maxwell on the cheek. Maxwell passes out.*

Jeff: Uh... Maxwell?

Codi: I really like the couples this person ships. They are very interesting. I would dare Duster to shave his sweet 'stache. Lol.

Duster: Um… okay. *SWEET 'STACHE POWERS HAVE BEEN DEACTIVATED* that was easy.

Kumatora: He took that surprisingly well.

Codi: Works for me! I would dare the Magypsies to do the "Salsa" monkey dance. :D

Ionia: Oh darling! You are such a kidder! But if insist! *Does the Salsa dance*

Claus: Never able to unsee… never able to unsee…

Codi: Where the heck did my camera go?

Ness: I really do not know.

Codi: Ness, hand it over, NOW! * Ness hand Codi the camera.* Thank you! And I would dare Pokey to jump off a cliff.

Ness: If he doesn't jump, can I push him off?

Codi: Sure you can!

Jeff: Can I help?

Codi: Uh… sure why not?

*Ness and Jeff push Pokey off a cliff.*

Ness: Well that was fun! Do you think he will come back?

Codi: Yep.

Ness, Jeff, and Picky: Dangit.

Codi: I guess that is all for today! I hope you all enjoyed the chapter! Hopefully there will be many more in the future.

Ninten: No! We do not need more!

Codi: Sure we do! Also I would to thank SuperTreGamer and .Vroom. for commenting and leaving dares! You guys are awesome!

Lucas: That is nice of you two!

Codi: Yes it is. Remember to R&R!