Chapter 3: BITCH : 'Hija de la gran Remilputas'

(EDIT: 7/27) (I'm not sure what the Spanish means... But i'd like to apoligize to whoever's mother I just insulted. what a glorious language *mexican anthem plays*)

Hey there.

This is the last installment.

if you happen to play puzzles and dragons, add me. my username is 'KOF Miss X' (303,738,377) Rank 543. I got into KOF because that game did a collab and I pulled Iori from the Gacha... now here I am.

Note: I don't speak spanish. I literally googled for 'Spanish Curse Words'. I have no idea how strong the ones I used are. I don't know if my grammer is correct or not. If you want to correct me, pleas go ahead. If the cusses I wrote are too offensive, please tell me.

* I dont have any clever way to ask for reviews right now. just leave one. Im still debating on what to name this chapter, so the first review to recommend one can name it. This chapter will remain unnamed until then.

*(7/27 - Named now, Courtesy of GUEST. - I think Spanish is the coolest language for cussing. Like, its a million times more descriptive than English. lol. also i hate myself. please hurt me more)

The the sun had dipped below the horizon by time Kyo was back on the road. Cold winds whipped at his jacket. His watch read 8:35 PM.

The motorcycle rumbled underneath him. His headlights illuminated the road ahead, but Kyo didn't dare speed up too much. He had never driven this path before and the roads were winding. They were headed to the town Chizuru flew into because Iori had caused a ruckus in the first city's airport. They really didn't want to be detained as terrorists because… well, they didn't have a very good defense. Videos was probably making rounds on the internet already.

Ten minutes beforehand, they had succeeded in sealing Orochi. Rather, they succeeded in convincing Iori to help seal Orochi. Chizuru had spend a long while pleading and coaxing him before she gave up, and demanded Kyo to help her. He had hauled his rival to his feet and dragged him bodily down into the crater. There, they sealed Orochi without much incident, and immediately began preparing to leave.

Iori had refused to ride on Kyo's motorcycle, and asked to ride with Chizuru. She readily agreed. A bit too readily, perhaps, but Iori's nausea addled brain was too sickly to cast any suspicion upon her.

Kyo grinned and turned to look over his shoulder in the dark night.

Nothing yet.

The very fact Iori had asked Chizuru for a favour spoke volumes.

It spoke volumes because Iori never asked for anything. He only demanded. Hell, even when somebody was about to kill him, he didn't even ask them to stop. All they got was a hateful glare, and the occasional 'Do it fucker!'.

But back there, Iori had asked a favour. This meant he desperately despised being a motorcycle passenger - at least in the foothills of Turkey. Kyo imagined Chizuru was insightful enough to pick up on that.

"..." A rumble… Was that them? Kyo turned to look for lights in his mirrors. Still Nothing.

Kyo knew Chizuru was not happy with the redhead. Nobody who saw her would be able to tell she was livid. Her ice cold demeanor was indecipherable. She had the perfect poker face. The only reason Kyo knew she must be angry was because he knew how she conducted business.

She was a brutally efficient woman whose entire life revolved around wasting as little time as possible. It is no understatement to say the worst thing you could do to Chizuru Kagura was to waste her time. Iori had wasted a great deal of her time. Apparently, because of him, she would have to stay overnight in the small Turkish town.

Pissing off Chizuru Kagura was Yagami's first mistake.

His second mistake was he had assumed Chizuru was not an accomplished Motorcycle racer. Because she certainly was. Did he not wonder how she managed to get to the crater before they did despite all the detours and delays she had to take? If he had, he might have concluded she was averaging 200 miles per hour on her modified racing bike.

It's too late for him now.

A light flashed in the distance, Kyo slowed and pulled over. He waited there on the side of the road, pulled out his phone and held it out.

They're coming. This is gonna be good.

He heard them long before the motorcycle came into view. A terrifying inhuman howling preceded the motorbike. The sound floated eerily over the plain. Kyo was immediately reminded of Ghost Rider.

He began recording. Facebook would appreciate this.

There. The single headlight beamed forward as they crested the hill. They must have been pushing a hundred miles per hour because Kyo could hardly get a look at them as the motorcycle went screaming past.

But what little he saw more than satisfied him.

Because... It wasn't the motorcycle screaming.

It was Iori, screeching like a banshee.

"... aaaAAAAHH! PINCHE PUUTAAAA! CHHINNGAAATEEEE KAAGURAAAaaa-!"

The motorcycle raced past and disappeared into the night. The deathly howl it emitted would scare any locals the went past, but to Kyo, it was the sweetest of music.

Chizuru being a motobike racer is canon. I couldn't even make that up. It's in the wiki. go look. I swear it's there.

* I tried to write 'Bitch! fuck you kagura' in spanish. tell me how well i did.