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Codi: Hi everyone! We're back for more ToD! And this time I have guests with me! Meet Tre and Daniel!
Jeff: Whoop-de-doo
Codi: Exactly what I thought! We have quite a few dares today, so we better get started.
Ness: Can we not and say we did?
Codi: Hah! Not gonna happen. So here we go! This one is from PK AuraLight Omega. Omg! I love ur ToD fic! It's much better than all the other mother ones! Ok I have a few dares...
Lucas: I know you would like to be with Ness, but personally I support LucasxClaus more than LucasxNess, so MAKE OUT WITH CLAUS PRONTO AND CONFESS UR FEELINGS FOR HIM! : P
Kumatora: Make out with Chuggaaconroy: P
Claus: Enter into a singing competition that offers a year's supply of omelettes as the prize! :P
Porky: Dunk your head in a toilet that Ness has just shitted in for a minute lol :P
Ness: Okay you lost me at PK AuraLight… something.
Lucas: Omega Ness.
Ness: Yeah whatever!
Codi: Okay shut up! Now, the first dare is Lucas: I know you would like to be with Ness, but personally I support LucasxClaus more than LucasxNess, so MAKE OUT WITH CLAUS PRONTO AND CONFESS UR FEELINGS FOR HIM! : P
Lucas: I…I … um… well I…
Claus: Oh freaking come here! *Kisses Lucas*
Ness: What is this… I don't even…
Codi: This has got to suck for you. *takes picture* and now I have the memory for forever and ever. In speaking of which, here is the link for Ness and Lucas kissing. .com/favourites/45874579?offset=432#/d323eqo
Lucas: Claus I… *blushes*
Claus: You need to stop talking Lucas. You'll embarrass yourself.
Codi: Aww how cute! Ok next dare!
Tre: I'm going to be sick!
Codi: Don't say that! Next dare! Kumatora: Make out with Chuggaaconroy: P
Kumatora: Oh you got to be kidding me.
Daniel: She wouldn't say it if it wasn't true. Chugga!
Chugga: K-K-Kumatora!
Kumatora: Oh my god, okay. If you just keep your mouth shut for the most part, I'll let you take me wherever you want-
Chugga: LET'S GO TO CANADIA TO VISIT JON! HE'LL BE SO JEALOUS!
Daniel: Wow… uh…
Codi: Wait, you guys were suppose to-
Paula: Just leave 'em be.
Codi: You're right. Here is the link to the Kumatora dance. .com/?qh=§ion=&q=kumatora+wess+dance#/d1u03s5 Next dare Claus: Enter into a singing competition that offers a year's supply of omelettes as the prize! :P
Claus: Sorry I don't sing.
Lucas: Sure you do Claus! You're a great singer!
Claus: Please don't help Lucas.
Codi: Oh c'mon Claus. Do it for your brother.
Claus: *sigh* Fine. What should I sing?
Codi: Oh! *Whispers to Claus*
Claus: My mom used to sing that to us when we were kids.
Codi: Exactly.
Claus: Okay. Fine. Here it goes.
In a distant town, as the dark grows deep,
Unfamiliar words resound, whispered and weak,
Let me heal the pain, drive away despair,
Lead this child who's lost his way; help him prepare.
While apart, understand,
I will live my life for you wherever I am.
Its my greatest wish, to provide for you,
Tender moments, sweetest dreams, love, warm and true.
As I close my eyes, even now I see,
On his face, that little child smiles just for me,
If I call, if he hears,
He will turn towards me, free from his fears.
Shine on one dear child, one so very small,
One who carries on alone, strong after all,
Shine on one dear child, one so very small,
One who carries on alone, strong after all.
Codi: Claus that was beautiful! Here take the omelets.
Claus: Wait, I was getting rewarded for this?
Lucas: Yep! *Kisses Claus. Codi takes a picture*
Codi: Two for the price of one grandma! Everyone ready for the next dare? Porky: Dunk your head in a toilet that Ness has just shitted in for a minute lol :P
Ness: Freaking awesome! Oh Porky Pig!
Pokey: Oh shut it! Spankety! Spankety! Spanke-
*Ness pushes Pokey's head in the toilet*
Ana: This may sound mean, but I am very entertained right now.
Tre: I second that.
Codi: Well then… the next person who reviewed is SilverSockFox. I will put your OC in the next chapter. This one is already going to be long. Oh oh oh! I wanna join in on this dare fest!
Now.. What to do...
-first dare: everybody gets a genderswitch until the end! No exceptions.
-second dare: Lucas and flint, BATTLE OF THE SAXES! (I have a weird head-cannon the they both play sax, don' t jugde)
-third dare: Claus, throw a sock with rocks in it at Ness for stealing Lucas from you.
-first truth: does Jeff feel the same way about Tony?
That's all I can think of right now... Have fun with this!
Also... WELCOME TO ! :D
Codi: YES! I was wait for this!
Ninten: For what…?
Codi: For this. -First dare: everybody gets a genderswitch until the end! No exceptions.
Tracy: Why were you waiting for that?
Codi: Because I know Maxwell has a machine that can do it.
Maxwell: N-N-No I don't!
Jeff: Just give it up Maxwell
Daniel: I agree with Jeff here.
Maxwell: Fine. *Hands the gender bending machine to Codi*
Tre: My question is why you would need one of these in the first place?
Maxwell: I work at an all boys boarding school. I needed some entertainment.
Tony and Jeff: Wait. What?
Codi: Well I guess that makes since. *Codi starts up the machine* Daniel, Tre I think we should go in the other room.
Daniel: Wait. What about Kumatora?
Kumatora: I hate you all so much right now.
Codi: So how'd it go?
Kumatora: He took me to Canada, I was freezing, he wouldn't shut up, and he tried to kiss me.
Tre: Sounds like you had a fun time! Now that I think of it, Daniel, Codi, and I should be going.
*Codi, Daniel, and Tre leave the room. It is quiet for a few seconds then there are a bunch of panicked screams.*
Daniel: What The Heck!
Codi: Oh! I want to think of their names for them.
Jeffinah
Paul
Loidina
Tawni
Andrew
Lucah
Nintina
Teddi
Nessie
Pooki
Claudia
Pokina
Bonnie
Kumatoro
Henry
Pionia
Queen
Neptune
Dusty
Flare
Triston
Ms. Maxine
Tre: Some were cleverer than others.
Kumatoro: I'm digging this.
Codi: That's great. Jeffinah, can you and Paul, Pooki, and Ness stand together so I can get a picture?
Jeffinah: Uh… sure. *They stand together. Codi takes a picture*
Codi: Same you four Nessie. *They together and get a picture also*
Daniel: Same for the four from Mother 1?
Codi: Nah. I'll spare them
Loidina, Andrew, Nintina, and Teddi: YES!
Tre: Ya know Jeff, now that your female, your actually pretty hot.
Jeffinah: Don't make me point a gun at you.
Codi: Well enough of that. You all will be like this for the rest of the chapter. Have fun! Okay the next dare is-second dare: Lucas and flint, BATTLE OF THE SAXES! (I have a weird head-cannon the they both play sax, don't judge)
Codi: Ooh! I can play the Bb Clarinet and the Soprano Saxophone! Go saxophone!
Lucah: Are you ready Dad or… Mom?
Flare: Ready as I'll ever be.
*Epic battle of the Saxes. Lucas on Soprano. Flint on Alto.*
Daniel: *Claps* Impressive.
Codi: So who do you think won?
Flare: Honestly, I think Lucas or… Lucah. I haven't played my Sax in a long while. She has impressed me.
Codi: Well that's sweet. As much as I'd to talk about this more, and I really would, we have to continue. -third dare: Claus, throw a sock with rocks in it at Ness for stealing Lucas from you.
Claudia: Hehehehehehehe…
Nessie: C-C-Claus… Let's put the sock down. No need for harming me.
Claudia: Oh I think there is.*Claus throw a sock full of rocks at Ness. Ness takes mortal damage.* That felt good.
Lucah: CLAUS!
Codi: LUCAS! STOP YELLING! Next dare. -First truth: does Jeff feel the same way about Tony?
Jeffinah: *blushes* Well I…I can't talk about this.
Codi: Well then whisper it in my ear. *Jeff whispers in Codi's ear* Aww! Oh I almost forgot! Here is the link of Jeff and Paula .com/art/For-Iaminuyasha-110992318
Paul: Yay!
Codi: Okay these next dare are from SuperTreGamer! Hey these are yours Tre! You saidNinten and Ana
You will be locked in a closet with Pedobear and his PSI shield for 3 hours... enjoy
Duster
Since you hate me, I have no choice have sex with every mygipse (if this is too bad to say "insert sex scene here" eat a taco that will give you AIDS)
Everyone gets there genders switched back( I know that silversockfox said no exceptions but I have a beam katana that can cut through their body)
Flint
get crafted into Flint and Steel (it is an item in minecraft)
Kumatora
Wear a thin bikini for the rest of the story
Ninten and Ana
After your "meeting" with pedobear. Kill Loid or else you two will have a talk with pedobear again.
Codi
Turn Venus into a man... an ugly, ugly man
Porky
Hump primed TNT :D
Teddy
how is the itchy bear costume
Anyone who was not dared
GO HAVE SEX WITH A CREEPER (a green exploding monster on minecraft)
Hinawa
Kill Lucas and Claus with this stick and this penny
Anyone who is alive after all of that
Here is a nuclear bomb that will explode in 10 seconds Goodbye, Hey Codi, do you want to grab some lunch.
Daniel: Hey! Why did you skip mine?
Codi: Because yours were too sexual!
Daniel: *sigh*
Codi: Okay first dare! Ninten and Ana
You will be locked in a closet with Pedobear and his PSI shield for 3 hours... enjoy
Nintina: No! That won't be necessary!
Andrew: Not at all!
Codi: Have fun guys! *shoves Ninten and Ana in a closet with Pedobear*
Andrew and Nintina: AAAHHH!
Codi: I feel really bad about this.
Tre: Oh they'll be fine.
*After 3 hours Ana and Ninten come out of the closet. Ana is crying and Ninten is pale.*
Codi: Oh my gosh are you guys okay?
Nintina: I've been better…
Codi: Okay then… next dare… Since you hate me, I have no choice have sex with every mygipse (if this is too bad to say "insert sex scene here" eat a taco that will give you AIDS)
Codi: TRE! What did I say about things being too sexual?
Tre: Well… I-I-I
Codi: I can't even do half of these dares! I'm sorry about yelling, but I'm serious this stuff. I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. Okay next REAL dare. Everyone gets there genders switched back( I know that silversockfox said no exceptions but I have a beam katana that can cut through their body)
Daniel: I don't know how to respond to this…
Claudia: I do! Change us back!
Codi: Fine! Stop yelling at me! Daniel, Tre come with me. *Codi, Tre, and Daniel leave the room* We can go back in now.
Daniel: Everyone back to normal?
Ness: Yes! Thank you!
Tre: Um… Jeff sorry about-
Jeff: Don't even talk about.
Codi: Next dare shall we? Flint
get crafted into Flint and Steel (it is an item in minecraft)
Flint: Okay then. *Gets crafted into Flint and Steel*
Claus: Wow! I thought my dad was cool before!
Codi: Tre, where do you get these ideas?
Tre: I have a… interesting mind.
Codi: That's all I need to know. Thank you. Next dare then. Kumatora
Wear a thin bikini for the rest of the story
Daniel: You would like that wouldn't you Tre?
Tre: Yes I would.
Codi: Well I can't have her wear it for the rest of the story. Mainly because there really is no end. She can wear it for the entire next chapter.
Tre: Fair enough.
Kumatora: Not on your life.
Codi: Fine. Tre would you-
Kumatora: Fine! Fine! Fine! I'll wear it! *Kumatora puts bikini on*
Tre: Whoa!
Kumatora: I'm gonna hurt you.
Codi: Pain is fun! Next dare! Ninten and Ana
After you're "meeting" with pedobear. Kill Loid or else you two will have a talk with pedobear again.
Ninten: You've been a good friend, Loid.
Ana: We'd hate for anything bad to happen to you.
Loid: G-Guys. You're scaring me.
Ana: Have you seen my new PSI attack? It's called PSI Beam Omega.
Ninten: Loid can you tell how hard my baseball bat is?
Loid: Guys this is a bad idea! *Ninten and Ana attack Loid. Loid takes Mortal Damage.*
Ana: That was terrible.
Codi: I'll revive him later. Next dare is Codi
Turn Venus into a man... an ugly, ugly man
Venus: Twice! UH!
Daniel: She's got a point there.
Codi: Oh well. Next dare Teddy
how is the itchy bear costume
Teddy: Crappy.
Codi: Okay, works for me. Next dare Hinawa
Kill Lucas and Claus with this stick and this penny
Hinawa: Will you be able to revive them?
Codi: Of course!
Hinawa: Okay then. *Hinawa somehow killed her sons with a penny and a stick*
Flint: It will be okay Hinawa.
Codi: Well that's sad. Anyone who is alive after all of that
Here is a nuclear bomb that will explode in 10 seconds Goodbye, Hey Codi, do you want to grab some lunch.
Codi: Sure! Bye guys! Enjoy the bomb. Daniel could close off the chapter?
Daniel: Uh sure. Jeff deactivate the bomb!
Jeff: I already did.
Daniel: Thanks! Remember to Review. Codi has really appreciated it. Sadly, Tre and I will not be in the next chapter. But it was fun nonetheless.
Lucas: Bye everyone!