Codi: Hey everyone I'm back! And I have Silver with me today!
Silver: Hello everyone!
Lucas: Nice to meet you Silver!
Codi: *looks over at Ness, who is talking with Paula* Ness, you look upset. What's wrong?
Ness: I'm fine.
Codi: Denial is not just a river in Egypt…
Ness: Wha- fine! What do you want?
Codi: Well, I'm an assistant to this psychiatrist and she would love to offer medical help to you. Her name is Vroom and she is one of the sanest psychiatrists I've ever met in my life
Ness: Wait… I thought Vroom hated me!
Codi: No she doesn't actually! C'mon! *Codi grabs Ness' arm and pulls him to the Empire Porky Building* She resides on the 66th floor of this place!
Ness: Of course she does...
Codi: Well here we are!
Ness: Okay, I'm leaving!
Codi: No, please stay… for me?
Ness: *sigh* fine whatever…
Vroom: Thank you for stopping by Ness.
Ness: Lets just get this over with.
Codi: That's a great choice Ness!
Vroom: I will begin by asking you a series of questions and you will answer True or False. Simple enough?
Ness: I guess…
Vroom: Have you ever gone without steak?
Ness: In what time span?
Codi: Just answer the question Ness.
Ness: Well I'm going without right now aren't I?
Vroom: Do you have pending feelings for Paula?
Ness: Well of course I do.
Codi: Aww!
Vroom: How does that make you feel?
Ness: Confident.
Codi: Aww!
Ness: Is that all you know how to fricken say?
Vroom: Does Paula have feelings for you?
Ness: Well I-I don't know. There are times where I feel other guys are taking her away from me.
Codi: This will make a great Fanfiction!
Vroom: How does that make you feel?
Ness: I guess lost, abandoned.
Vroom: Is this other person Jeff?
Ness: O.O
Codi: Dun Dun DUUUNNN!
Ness: How did you know that?
Vroom: How does that make you feel?
Ness: Angry!
Codi: Ness, please refrain from killing Jeff. We still need him for dares.
Vroom: Do you feel like your own psychiatrist hates you?
Ness: Yes actually.
Vroom: How does that make you feel?
Ness: What's with you and saying that?
Vroom: It is 6pm. I must be going.
*Codi and Ness hear chaotic screams and sounds once she leaves.*
Codi: We should go.
Ness: Agreed! * They run back to Codi's house*
Codi: Silver is there any damage!
Silver: No why?
Codi: Oh no reason let's just start the dares shall we? *nervous laugh* these are from SuperTreGamer. funny,
Lucas, Claus, Ness, ... any person under 18.
An army of pedobears are in this closet, go inside(I am a bad person)
Duster
DIE! (this is the part where I cut of his head and give it to a mecha-drago)
Porky
Stand in a room full of TNT and pull the lever (BOOM!)
Teddy
Give me a piggyback ride to the store and buy me some pie NOW BITCH!
Kumatora
Meet chugga in the closet
A message to PK AuraLight Omega
HYPOCRITE!
Ness
Eat poisoned steak that tastes like a taco
Everyone
Please read my ToD and tell me what you think of it. (It does not follow the rules of a typical ToD but oh well) oh and Hug a creeper and try not to explode
This Atom bomb is strapped to my chest and will go off in . Seconds now everyone will die! *evil laugh*
Claus: This guy again!
Silver: That's irony!
Codi: Well the first dare is Lucas, Claus, Ness, any person under 18.
An army of pedobears are in this closet, go inside (I am a bad person)
Duster: Oh my, I feel bad for them.
Codi: As do I. Wait I'm under 18…
Silver: Don't worry you don't have to go in there. But they do sadly. *point's at Jeff, Paula, Loid, Tony, Ana, Lucas, Ninten, Ness, Poo, Claus, Pokey, Picky, and Tracy*
Codi: Wait, Kuma, how old are you?
Kumatora: Let's just say I'm 19 shall we?
Codi: Agreed. Sorry guys *Transports all the children to the closet. There are screams coming from the closet.*
Hinawa: Please let them out!
Codi: Okayokayokay! *lets them out*
Picky: That was terrible.
Silver: Let's just pretend that any of that ever happened.
Codi: That's a good idea. Let's just continue. Duster
DIE! (this is the part where I cut of his head and give it to a mecha-drago)
Duster: It's official this guys hates me! *Tre comes in and cuts off Duster's head*
Kumatora: O.o
Codi: H-He'll be fine! I'll revive him later. Okay next dare! Porky
Stand in a room full of TNT and pull the lever (BOOM!)
Ness: He would totally do it too.
Paula: I feel that this is such unnecessary violence.
Silver: I don't! I mean its not like any of you are actually real!
Everyone: What?
Codi: Nothing! She said nothing! *Looks over to Pokey* Hey Pokey you see that room with the caution sign on it?
Pokey: Yeah, what about it?
Codi: Well if you go in there and pull the lever, you will get a triple bacon cheeseburger with a side of fries and a large shake.
Pokey: HECK YEAH!
*Pokey runs into the room. There is a silence and then a loud bang.*
Ness: *Slow claps* Only Pokey. Only fricken Pokey.
Silver: Oh shut up, you would've done the same thing.
Ness: … Good point.
Codi: Lets not waste an hour on this topic. Next dare please… Teddy
Give me a piggyback ride to the store and buy me some pie NOW BITCH!
Teddy: But Tre isn't even here!
Codi: That can be arranged. * Teleports Tre to Codi's house.*
Tre: What the heck? I was busy watching My Little Pony!
Silver: Do you want to have Teddy do the dare or not?
Tre: Heck yeah I do! * Tre jumps on Teddy's back* C'mon bitch!
*Tre and Teddy leave*
Silver: Hey Codi, where's the nearest store?
Codi: Oh, two… three miles.
Ana: Poor Teddy!
Codi: You got that right. Next dare please! Kumatora
Meet chugga in the closet
Kumatora: Oh you have got to be kidding me.
Codi: I wish I was. Well not really, but whatever.
Kumatora: You really think I would get in a closet with that creep?
Silver: Well you could always go back to Canada.
Kumatora: The closet's fine. *Kumatora walks into the closet. After a few moments of silence there is a male scream. Kumatora comes out with a unconscious Emile wrapped in Duct Tape.* And this is what happens when you cross Kuma!
Codi: Um… Ness
Eat poisoned steak that tastes like a taco
Codi: Ya hungry Ness?
Ness: Why would I accept food from you?
Codi: 'Cause its your favorite, steak!
Ness: Really? Well then hand it over. *Codi hands Ness the steak. Ness begins to eat.* It tastes strangely like Mexican. What did you d-
Lucas: Ness!
Codi: Oops. Sorry Ness. He's right, never accept food from me. By the way does anyone want cookies?
Everyone: Sure!
This Atom bomb is strapped to my chest and will go off in . Seconds now everyone will die! *evil laugh*
Ninten: Wait, isn't he and Teddy at the store?
Silver: Well I guess we won't be seeing them any time soon.
Codi: True that. These next dares are from Neron642! YOU SOB! You left me to die! hhh, I forgive you at least you didn't take Loid or Jeff
Ness: show that orange haired F****r(Claus) who's right for Lucas
Ninten: You, me. Rap battle. I choose 25 to life by Eminem.
Kumatora: sing the chorus
NN642 OUT
Codi: Oh I would never let people I care about die.
Everyone: … Wait, Hey!
Codi: I'm only kidding! Ness: show that orange haired F****r(Claus) who's right for Lucas
Silver: This has turned into an all out war!
Ness: Claus, I heard you know a thing or two about PSI.
Claus: That I do.
Ness: And weaponry.
Claus: Same.
Ness: How about at the same time?
Claus: Wait what?
Ness: Jeff, Paula could you come help me for a minute?
Claus: That's not necessary Ness.
Ness: Oh, I think it's totally necessary! *Ness used PSI Rockin Omega on Claus. Claus took mortal damage.* There!
Lucas: Will you two just stop fighting over me? I'm not some prize! *Lucas runs over to Codi. Codi comforts him the best she can.*
Codi: You two should be ashamed of yourselves! Silver will you take care of the dares for right now?
Silver: Gladly. Ninten: You, me. Rap battle. I choose 25 to life by Eminem.
Kumatora: sing the chorus
Kumatora: Cool I love that song!
Ninten: Two questions. One, do I get to have a partner? Two, what do I sing? *Daniel appears in a puff of smoke.*
Daniel: To answer your questions, yes and whatever you want.
Ninten: Okay I will sing I Need A Doctor and Paula will be my partner for the chorus. I would choose Ana, but she hates rap.
Daniel: Okay, me and Kumatora will start.
Kumatora
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Yeah
Too late
I can't keep chasing em
I'm taking my life back
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Daniel
I don't think she understands the sacrifices that I made
Maybe if this bitch had acted right I would've stayed
But I've already wasted over half of my life I would've laid
Down and died for you I no longer cry for you
No more pain bitch you
Took me for granted took my heart and ran it straight into the planet
Into the dirt I can no longer stand it
Now my respect I demand it
Imma take control of this relationship
Command it, and imma be the boss of you now goddamnit
Paula
I'm about to lose my mind
you've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a doctor
call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
to bring me back to life
Ninten
I told the world one day I would pay it back
say it on tape, and lay it, record it
so that one day I could play it back
but I don't even know if I believe it when I'm saying that
doubt starting to creep in, everyday it's just so grey and black
Hope - I just need a ray of that
'Cause no one sees my vision when I play it for 'em
They just say it's whack
they don't know what dope is
and I don't know if I was awake or asleep
when I wrote this,
all I know is you came to me when I was at my lowest
you picked me up, breathed new life in me
I owe my life to you
but for the life of me, I don't see why you don't see like I do
but it just dawned on me you lost a son
daemons fighting you, it's dark.
Daniel
And what I mean is that I will no longer let you control me
So you better hear me out this much you owe me
I gave up my life for you, totally devoted to you while I've stayed
Faithful all the way this is how I fucking get repaid
Look at how I dress fucking baggy sweats, go to work a mess
Always in a rush to get back to you I ain't heard you yet
Not even once say you appreciate me I deserve respect
I've done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness
And I know that if I end this I'll no longer have nothing left
But you keep treating me like a staircase it's time to fucking step
And I won't be coming back so don't hold your fucking breath
You know what you've done no need to go in depth
I told you, you'd be sorry if I fucking left
Id laugh while you wept
Ninten
let me turn on the lights and brighten me and enlighten you
I don't think you realize what you mean to me
not the slightest clue
'Cause me and you were like a crew
I was like your sidekick
you gon either wanna fight me when I get off this fucking mic
or you gon hug me
But I'm out of options, there's nothing else I can do 'cause
Paula
I'm about to lose my mind
you've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a doctor
call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
to bring me back to life
Daniel
Hows it feel now, yeah, funny ain't it, you neglected me
Did me a favor although my spirit free you've set
But a special place for you in my heart I have kept
It's unfortunate but it's,
Kumatora
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Ninten
It hurts when I see you struggle
you come to me with ideas
You say they're just pieces so I'm puzzled
'Cause the shit I hear is crazy
But you're either getting lazy or you don't believe in you no more
seems like your own opinion's not one you can form
Can't make a decision you keep questioning yourself
Second guessing and it's almost like you're begging for my help
like I'm your leader
your supposed to fucking be my mentor
I can endure no more,
I demand you remember who you are
it was you who believed in me
when everyone was telling you don't sign me
Everyone at the fucking label, let's tell the truth
you risked your career for me
I know it as well as you
Daniel
I feel like when I bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh
Cause that ain't good enough you expect me to fold myself in half
Til I snap
Don't think I'm loyal
All I do is rap
How can I moonlight on the side
I have no life outside of that
Don't I give you enough of my time
You don't think so do you
Jealous when I spend time with the girls
Why I'm married to you still man I don't know
But tonight I'm serving you with papers
I'm divorcing you
Go marry someone else and make em famous
And take away their freedom like you did to me
Treat em like you don't need them and they ain't worthy of you
Feed em the same shit you made me eat
I'm moving on forget you oh,
Now I'm special? Oh, I didn't feel special when i was with you
All I ever felt was this
Helplessness
Imprisoned by a selfish bitch
Chew me up and spit me out
I fell for this so many times
It's ridiculous
And still I stick with this
I'm sick of this but in my sickness and addiction
You're as addictive as they get
Evil as they come vindictive as they make em
My friends keep asking why I can't just walk away from
Ninten
nobody wanted to fuck with the white boy
Dre, I'm crying in this booth
You saved my life, now maybe it's my turn to save yours
but I can never repay you, what you did for me is way more
but I ain't giving up faith and you ain't giving up on me
Get up Dre, I'm dying, I need you, come back for fuck's sake 'cause
Paula
I'm about to lose my mind
you've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a doctor
call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
to bring me back to life
bring me back to life
bring me back to life
Daniel
I'm addicted
To the pain, the stress, the drama
I'm drawn in so I guess imma mess
Cursed and blessed
But this time imma
Ain't changing my mind
I'm climbing out this abyss
You screaming as I walk out that I'll be missed
But when you spoke to people who meant the most to you
You left me off your list
Fuck you hip-hop
I'm leaving you, my life sentence is served bitch
And it's just
Kumatora
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Too late
Caught in a chase
25 to life
*Many applauses come from the group*
Silver: Wow that was impressive!
Jeff: I'm… surprised.
Kumatora: That was fun, but let me actually rap next time. Somebody make that a dare!
Daniel: Good Job Ninten. Willing to try me again sometime?
Ninten: Anytime.
Codi: Okay, I can take care of the dares now! These next uhh… truths are from apandabear. i feel the poor kids of earthbound have suffered through enough dares, so heres some uncomfortable truths:
Ness, where did you get your disgusting habit of eating out of the trash?
Poo, do you hate your name?
Claus and Lucas, do you enjoy sharing a bed?
Ninten, why do you not know any attack psi powers you wuss?
Duster, how did you break your leg?
Porky, we all know you envy ness. You had a goddamn movie dedicated to him. Why?
Everyone else, who is your favorite person in the room?
Codi: It's nice to be able to get away from dares for a little while.
Ness: That's true, but these aren't much better.
Codi: Ness! It's a great thing that you spoke up! Ness, where did you get your disgusting habit of eating out of the trash?
Ness: Simple. Free stuff.
Jeff: He told me the same thing.
Poo: Same.
Codi: Wow, you guys are doing the domino effect for me. Poo, do you hate your name?
Poo: Absolutely not. Poo is the name of a great warrior that has been passed down too me. It is an honor to have my name.
Silver: Great story bro.
Codi: Well at least I know now. Claus and Lucas, do you enjoy sharing a bed?
Lucas: Well I don't know about Claus, but I sure do. If you read Silver's Fanfiction, Away with the Letters, it explains it perfectly. We were once too small to warm the bed on our own so we shared the bed to help that.
Claus: I couldn't explain it any other way.
Codi: Well that's sweet! Ninten, why do you not know any attack psi powers you wuss?
Ninten: I'm not a wuss! It's just the way I am. I was just wasn't made to have offensive PSI like Ana or Ness. Doesn't mean I'm not beneficial to the team!
Silver: Sure you are…
Everyone:…
Codi: Before this conversation gets anymore awkward lets continue to the next question. Duster, how did you break your leg?
Duster: Wess.
Silver: Wess did that?
Wess: It is true. The moron is right for once.
Kumatora: You really shouldn't be calling your son a moron.
Wess: Well he is one. It was during our training.
Duster: I can't really go into details about how it happened.
Ana: Please don't.
Codi: Interesting. Porky, we all know you envy ness. You had a goddamn movie dedicated to him. Why?
Ness: Well who wouldn't envy me?
Codi: *Raises hand*
Ness: …
Porky: I do NOT envy that Pig's Butt!
Silver: Then what's up with the movie?
Porky: W-What movie? I don't know what you're talking about!
Codi: Sure you don't!
Lucas: I've seen it when we were on our adventure. It's pretty good!
Codi: Thanks for letting me know Lucas! I'll be sure to check it out! Everyone else, who is your favorite person in the room? I'm just going to make everyone say.
Jeff: It's a tie between Ness and Tony. They're my best friends.
Paula: Ness.
Loid: Ninten, he was my friend when nobody liked me.
Tony: Jeff.
Ana: Ninten!
Lucas: Claus!
Ninten: Um… All my friends mean the world to me!
Codi: Aww!
Ness: Again with the awws!
Teddy: My gang. Ninten would come in a close second.
Ness: Hm… In the friendship category it would be Jeff. In the loving category, it would be Paula.
Poo: Good to see that I mean something to you Ness. I'd have to say someone very special back up in Dalaam.
Claus: Simple. Lucas.
Silver: That's cool! He chose you and you chose him!
Pokey: …
Codi: C'mon, tell us!
Pokey: Well it's certainly not Picky.
Picky: Love you too!
Pokey: Whatever. I'll say *mumbles*
Silver: I couldn't hear you.
Pokey: I said *mumbles*
Codi: What was that?
Pokey: I SAID NESS!
Ness: I so knew it.
Boney: Woof Woof! (Lucas and Claus)
Kumatora: *sigh* If really have to answer, probably either Lucas or Duster.
Duster and Lucas:
Hinawa: I can't choose just one person. Family is the greatest thing in the world!
Flint: I agree with Hinawa.
Picky: Ness is cool! But Tracy's better.
King: zzzzz… zzzz…
Ness: That's my dog for ya!
Venus: Must I answer?
Codi: Well in a Fanfiction the Universe Will Die without You, Jeff saved you.
Venus: Well I guess that answers it then.
Duster: Kuma.
Silver: Quick and simple. I like it.
Tracy: Picky, all the way!
Codi: That's sweet!
Maxwell: A certain blonde lady.
Venus: Don't even think about it!
Pippi: MY NINTEY IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!
Ninten: Why is she here?
Nana: Hey Lucas! How are you doing? I'm doing fine myself! I was just transported here. It was-
Claus: And her?
Codi: I invited them. They're in the story now!
Ana: *Hides knife* that's great!
Claus: Amazing!
Ninten: Incredible!
Silver: I think we should start wrapping things up.
Ness: Yes please!
Codi: We could a couple more dares for you Ness.
Ness: No that won't be necessary!
Codi: Alright then. Be sure to review everyone! It makes me so happy! You guys got me over 3,700 words in just one chapter!
Claus: Be sure to review so we can get this over with
Codi: Uh… Claus, did I not mention that there really isn't any ending to this.
Claus: WHAT?
Pippi: Be sure to Ninty kiss me!
Ninten and Ana: Oh, please don't!