Okay, guys, I got another letter one-shot. I hope you like it. It's sort of confusing. Sorry for misspelled words and such. It took me about five minutes to write. I hope you all enjoy it. =)
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Dear Hermione,
I never thought of you as Mudblood, I never thought of you as the Brightest Witch of the Age, and I'll NEVER think of you as Granger.
You've always been Hermione to me. Sure, I called you Granger and Mudblood quite a few times, but it was always Hermione in my head.
Always.
You see, I don't think you're a Mudblood, because what kind of Mudblood has eyes that are that pretty? I don't think of you as the Brightest Witch of the Age because I think of you as the Brightest Witch of ALL Time.
And lastly, I HATE your last name. Hermione Granger? EWWWWW. Innocent schoolchildren die when they hear it. It's just gross, but let's get back on topic. There's nothing I'd change about you.
Except, of course, you're last name. How about Hermione Malfoy?
Ya, I like that. Well shit, I LOVE that. The Malfoy name suits you well, darling. Let's get married and make it official.
Love,
Draco Malfoy
P.s. - If I don't get a reply in the next 30 seconds, I'm taking that as a yes. Mother will be so happy. She finally gets to plan my wedding!