WARNING: THIS IS VERY VERY VERY OOC! I'm not really fond of this. I'm afraid it doesn't make too much sense...
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
"What do you even know about him?" Ginny exclaimed.
"I know that he never calls me hot... only beautiful." Hermione said, blinking at her friend. She had expected this kind of reaction.
"That's a lie! He calls whoever he dates hot!" Ginny replied, rising from her chair.
"Not me."
"What else?" Ginny asked. She was calmer now, but still angry.
"I know that when he looks at me, he smiles. Not smirks, smiles."
"Well, ya..." Ginny stuttered.
"I know that when Ron left me at the Yule Ball, crying, he was the one to comfort me." Hermione whispered.
"He hated you then." Ginny stated.
"Exactally."
"..."
"..."
"Here he comes."
"Hello, Beautiful."
"Are you joking. Tell me she's joking!" Ronald Weasley exclaimed.
"No, Ronald, I'm not." Hermione replied.
"But he's the nastiest bloke in the world!" Harry screamed.
"No, he's the greatest bloke in the world... to me."
"Are you sure?" Ron asked.
"You know, I don't think I've ever been sure on anything before, but on this, when it's him, I am. I know." She smiled, looking dreamy eyed.
"You don't love him, do you?" Harry asked, looking at her curiously.
"No... not yet. But it's something very close."
"I still don't like him." Harry muttered.
"You don't have to."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Hello Ronald, Harry, and you, of course, my luv."
"20 points from Gryffindor!" Snape yelled, glaring at Hermione Granger.
"30 POINTS FROM SNAPE!" Draco Malfoy yelled. Heads whipped in his direction and his god-father stared at him oddly.
"What?" Snape asked.
"30 POINTS FROM SNAPE!" Draco yelled. "Dumbledore would be so disappointed."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm taking away points for no reason. Ya know, kinda like you." Draco said, smiling.
"Excuse me?" Snape drawled, glaring at Draco.
"I'm defending M'lady in a way, Snape. Oh, and that's another 10 points for not listening."
"Draco..."
"Yes?"
"Detention."
"100 POINTS FROM SNAPE!"
"DRACO MALFOY, YOU WILL-"
"I'd shut your mouth now, you already have negative 142 points. Do you want to make it negative 143?"
"Did you hear? Draco got detention for th rest of the year for defending Hermione." Harry said to Ginny.
"Really?"
"Ya, it was quite funny actually. He took points away from Snape."
"Snape has points?"
"No, but Draco made it sound like he did. Look, here comes 'Mione." Harry said, smiling at the approaching figure.
"Hey guys."
"Hey."
"Have you seen Draco."
"..."
"..."
"Hello my darling."
"Does he ever just call her Hermione?"
"No... he actually doesn't."