Need Help! Please!

Mkay I have an issue; I'm out of ideas. I don't want to make this whole collection based on Mikey (as that's what most of my ideas are based on) so I need requests! Please…

Rules:

Don't…

1. Ask for hard-core lemon (Sex). I'm horrible at it and I'm only 13, don't wish such dirty thoughts on such a young child, please! (You: Mk, no need to mention age, thanks. Also, calm down Drama Queen. We're not hit by missiles, Governor. We're fine and still breathing; chill.)

2. Ask for Don x April CONSTANTLY/ Or Raph x April CONSTANTLY/ or Leo x Raph CONSTANTLY/ mk. That's ALL I see in this fandom. It's fine to ask for; just moderate it. Please. If you see a bunch of comments (from a similar date to yours; example, there are 5 other comments asking for Apritello in between Monday, February 6, 2017 to Monday, February 13, 2017; so don't ask for Apritello since everyone else is asking for it (In the same fracking week).

3. Think I'm ignoring your request. In between life (which I sadly have, though it's not really important…), school (lots of fracking homework), family issues, health issues, and just the fact I always take forever to get my lazy arse to do something, and I'm also a perfectionist when I DO do something for once; there might be a little itty-bitty wait.

4. Be an anonymous guest; PLEASE, I beg of you. I will only accept requests from a user or guest with A NAME. There MUST be a username (registered or a guest I don't care, just a name to identify you by) for me to write to one shot. This is just because I want people to know I'm not the one who came up with the one shot and so that I can dedicate it to you.

5. Forget to leave a setting and specific moments you want (If there is a specific moment you want, I'm not a mind reader to know EXACTLY what you want, sorry.) But setting (or at least a very small summary; SOMETHING) is required since I can't do it all. I refuse. (You: Isn't that what your job is for? Me: Well I'm not getting payed, so… No. No, it's not. [Phineas and Ferb will live on XD My childhood in one Disney Channel Cartoon.])

Do's!

1. I will take any kind of request so don't be afraid to be unique! Take no shame in your twisted fantasies because in reality; we need insanity to become sane. Look at the people in strait jackets; everything around them is sane and calm, and they go insane because of it. In life, you're going to always need the storm after the storm; otherwise, there'd be no reason for calm. (Me and my wisdom from writing too much Splinter p.o.v.s.)

Aka; incest is welcomed along with yaoi (male x male; yeah when I first joined a fandom, many many eons ago, I was confused what it meant as well. Don't worry young Padawan; you'll learn the ways of the fandom force. You: The cringe is so fucking real rn omfgl.) and human love/fluff. (I love Casey x April in the '03 version. '03 was probably my favorite version. '12 isn't so bad.)

Humans can also be shipped with the turtles; there is no age restriction. So, if you want '03 Casey with Angel (omfg my mind just broke and my heart twisted; a grown man with a young child. I take it back; Casey x Angel is NOT allowed; please lord.)

2. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE COUPLES ONLY! I'm probably best at writing sibling fluff or; one thing I've been waiting to write; Casey and April as 'siblings' towards the turtles. I love the bond between April and Casey and the turtles; so fracking sweet that they accept each other as siblings (or in the 2003 version; more like mother and father/brother).

3. No more. I make more restrictions than allowance. Welcome to me on a coffee high at exactly 3:39 a.m. in the morning on a Monday, only 2 hours and 21 minutes before I fake sleep and pretend to have just woken up for school. Yay.

Enjoy! And let the games begin!

(You: My gosh make her stop with the overused fandom refrences that EVERYONE in the fracking world uses. God she's unoriginal. Shut her up, please. And stop writing other peoples' thoughts! Me: I've gone crazy. Too much coffee. Yep, that's it. Don't lock me up! This is how I've been since a young age; I believe I have a mental condition. Goodnight my pretties.

You: God make her stop.)