Here are the questions and answers to the questions! Answers are by me and some of my favorite transformers! Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: DON'T OWN ANYTHING! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! Simple as that.
Question 1
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Me: well, if ur not expecting it, it would be unexpected, but if your expecting something that is unexpectedly expected then its not really unexpected...but...if you...
Jazz: stop... just stop...
Soundwave: Answer:Incorrect.
Question 2
Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you transport by ship it's called cargo?
Me: I dont even wanna try and answer this one...
Bumblebee: hmmm... let me try: Maybe because...because... hmmmmm
Question 3
Why do they call the airport a terminal if flying is supposed to be safe?
Skywarp: Not all planes are safe, sweethearts!
Me: your a jet, dumbass
Jetfire: -old man voice- I'm a safe jet...neeeh... i think...-engines backfire-
Question 4
Why do some people feel the need to say, "Know what I'm saying?" after everything they say?
Me: well, to make you understand more, you know what i'm saying?
Mirage: Know what i'm saying?
Me: what chu sayin?
Mirage: You know what i'm saying...
Me: I... um... 'dont.
Question 5
Why do shampoo instructions read, "Rinse and repeat" - do they think we missed our head the first time?
Me: i suppose so
Tanks: shouldnt miss your head if ya know where it is. ( talking to the headmasters, since their head is filled with a human half the time...)
Question 6
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Me: The right
Jetfire: left
Red Alert: right i believe
Dirge: left and right... im taking both.
Me: what if someone next to you took your left or your right
Dirge: then tell them to shove off and take it.
Question 7
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Ratchet: I CERTAINLY dont want to see anyone naked...
Me: Transformers dont wear clothes... so your seeing your own kind naked anyway
Optimus: She has a point there.
Question 8
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Me: uuuuugh...
Megatron: That's so obvious. They eat humans.
Soundwave: Answer: In- -gets a glare from megatron- Correct...
Question 9
Why do we kill people who kill people to show them that killing people is wrong?
Megatron: Well, because the person or bot needed to be taught a lesson.
Me: that doesnt make sense.
Optimus: I agree with her. Killing someone to show them that killing someone is wrong doesn't make you any better than the murderer.
Megatron: well, then... I don't give a damn. Kill or be killed.
Question 10
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Me: obviously not
Jazz: I would... cus the only cop who could stop me is Prowl 3
Prowl: Doesn't mean its always going to be me * wink wink *
Me: ugh...
Thats it for the questions... now on to some quotes!XDXD
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