Here are some quotes I thought were funny and I decided to hang with some of the Decepticons and some Autobots and talk about the quote and give our opinions! XD

Disclaimer: DON'T OWN NUTHIN! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! Simple as that.

Quote 1

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong,
is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. -Douglas Adams

Me:hmmmm this makes sense.

Bumblebee: no it doesnt. How can something go wrong when it cannot possibly go wrong.

Me: Ha! who knows?

Quote 2

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, 'It's old age.'
The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' - Tommy Copper

Me:LMFAO

Perceptor: That is very rude.

WheelJack: Well, she asked for the opinion. Better to tell the truth then tell a big lie.

Me: Agreed.

Quote 3

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -Phyllis Diller

Me: I love this one. Why teach us when your just gonna tell us to shut up?

Ultra Magnus: its amusing to see younglings try to walk and talk, but then when they do and get older... it ruins the perfect image.

Me: :'( thanks.

Quote 4

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -Rita Mae Brown

Me: ever read that story on here made by AutobotV? Its called Our Altered Destinies... its amazing. Optimus suffers from a "mental illness" from being on earth too long. Well its not really a mental illness... ( imma stop here so that i dont spoil it for ya XD)

Optimus: STOP RIGHT THERE!'

Ultra Magnus: -sighs and palms his face-

Perceptor: I told you not to tell anyone... rephrase that... YOU told ME not to tell anyone, and here we have her knowing what happened.

Ultra Magnus: -sighs again and walks off-

Optimus: who else knows now? - panics and runs off to find the Magnus-

Perceptor: tut tut

Quote 5

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it. -W.C. Fields

ME: this one had me laughing for hours! XD

Tracks: i do this all the time...

Soundwave: Tracks:Fool.

Tracks: :I Go play with you cassettes and leave me alone.

Soundwave: Tracks: Go play with your cassettes and leave me alone. Answer: You irrate me.

Tracks: ... - leaves-

Me: what just happened?

Quote 6

If you believe everything you read, better not read. - Japanese proverb

Me: i read almost all the time, and i could say i dont but i think i do believe some of what i read...

Mom: Honey, what are you reading?

Me: the bible

If this offended anyone just let me know. I just said this one cus it made me laugh... i thought it was funneh and i thought you guys would too. I believe in God and Jesus.

Quote 7

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -Bill Watterson

Me: Makes sense, since we humans are very stupid.

Sentinel Prime: VERY! and thats why we havent heard of you guys till like... three days ago! Organic life form is-

Me: NO ONE ASKED YOU! ... dick...

Quote 8

Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink. -Jim Slattery

Me: This one is for you Sentinel.

Sentinel Prime: My opinions dont stink. They are more like facts.

Me: yeah, facts coming from a completely disoriented sentient being.

Sentinel Prime: "Disoreeinted?"

Me: .

Quote 9

No one is listening until you fart. -Unknown

Me: oh god...

WheelJack: actually its when i go "boom"

Me: oh lawdy

Quote 10

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. - Unknown

Me: that is so true!

Twin Sis: yeah, like being at the mall...

Bro: or being in Gamestop...

Me: or being in an all you can eat buffet! ( sorry im a big fan of eating! im not fat... yet... getting there...) ROFL

Thats it for quotes... i have more but didnt wanna pass ten for each chapter. you can easily look these quotes up if you like and more! XD

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