MudLove

by xXGoldie12Xx

"You're arrogant." "You're beautiful." "Excuse me? Did Draco Malfoy just call me beautiful?" "No duh. Gosh, Granger, go get a q-tip and clean the earwax out of your ears so you can listen while I try and flirt with you!" A collection of Dramione one-shot

16. I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER Double update!

H O L D M Y H A N D

"Hermione, will you hold my hand?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"PLEASE?"

"No!"

"HOLD MY FREAKIN' HAND!"

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TISSUE

"IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY, COME'ON BABY, LET ME KNOOOOOOOOOW!"

"Draco..."

"I w-want-"

"YES?"

"A tissue. That was terrible singing."

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hOuSe ElF

"Hermione, I'm so sorry, but I'm leaving you for the house elf."

"WHAT?"

"I'm just joking."

"Oh... good."

"HURRY WINKY! LET'S GO TO VEGAS AND GET HITCHED!"

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This is wierd, isn't it? Anyway, can you please go to my profile and vote on my poll? I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU DO!