I'm afraid this doesn't make too much sense, but I enjoyed writing it. =)

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

Hermione Granger descended the staircase, looking beautiful as a rose.

Draco felt his jaw drop. "She's actually pretty?" He heard someone mutter.

Their was only one word Draco could say in a situation like this: "SHIT!"

Beside him, Blaise nodded. "I don't even think that should be allowed."

"THAT'S NOT LEGAL!" Draco exclaimed, pointing at Hermione. "SHE ISN'T ALLOWED TO LOOK THAT DAMN BEAUTIFUL! SOMEBODY GET SNAPE! 80 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!"

"I'll go get Snape. He'll put an end to her vicious plan to kill all us Sytherins with beauty!" Blaise exclaimed.

"I always knew she was evil. How low! I THINK I LOVE HER!" Some random Slytherin exclaimed.

"Granger!" Draco exclaimed. Krum looked at him instead. Draco nodded toward him. "Mind if I cut in?" He asked.

Krum smiled, and handed Hermione over, running off into the sunset.

"I know your plan." Draco muttered, as he began to dance with her.

"What plan?"

"Your evil plan."

"I don't know what you're talking about, Malfoy." Hermione said, annoyed.

"You're trying to kill the Slytherins with your beauty." He hissed at her.

Hermione stared at him. "What?"

"You're trying to kill us!"

"Why would I try to kill you?" Hermione muttered, staring at the beyond stupid boy.

"YOU HATE US! Now, you're trying to make us die by looking damn beautiful."

"You realize you just complemented me, right?" Hermione asked, smiling.

"No duh. Gosh, Granger, are you seriously that dumb? If your the brightest witch of the age, Lord knows what Neville is."

Hermione glared.

"What?" Draco asked.

"That was mean."

"You're mean."

"NO!"

"YES!"

"KRUM!"

"GO AWAY, KRUM!"

"MALFOY!"

"Damn! YOU'RE EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU'RE MAD!"

"I'm going to kill you."

"Wear that dress and you can do whatever you want with me."

"Today, we acknowledge a very tragic loss. Last night, at the Yule Ball, Draco Malfoy was murdered by Hermione Granger." Dumbledore explained. "Now, I'd like to have a moment of silence for Mr. Malfoy."

Every shut their mouths. Not a word was heard, except for the faint whisper of Hermione Granger. "He deserved it."