A/N: DRACO ISN'T DEAD! IT WAS A JOKE! CALM DOWN YOU WILD ANIMALS! How could I really kill off Draco? He too cute to be killed off. Seriously, the only reason my sister tolerates watching Harry Potter movies is because she thinks he's cute. If Tom Felton didn't play Draco, she said she would make me watch them alone. ANYWAY, DRACO DID NOT DIE! Goodness people, it was a joke! Since so many people hated the last part, I've written an alternate ending. Here it is:

AlTeRnAtE eNdInG

Draco Malfoy popped up in his bed, his eyes widened. He pinched himself to see if he was alive. Seeing how it really hurt, he shrugged and fell back asleep where he continued to have numerous dreams of a certain Muggleborn witch.

Yes, it's beautiful, isn't it?

Anyway, here's the chaper. ENJOY!


"You need a boyfriend!" Ginny exclaimed, shaking Hermione's shoulders.

"I have my books." Hermione replied, picking up a blue book as an example.

"You can't snog a book."

"Yes, you can."

"Show me." Ginny said, smirking.

Hermione smirked, and began to snog her book. She was unaware of the blond-headed boy behind her.

"What. The. Hell?"

"MALFOY!" Hermione exclaimed, "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"

Draco raised an eyebrow. "I knew you loved books, but I never even considered that you would go as far as to snog one."

"I told you, it isn't what it looks like."

"What else could it be?"

"It stopped breathing for your information."

"The book?"

"Books can breath."

"Ya, and Potter will actually stay dead."

"Books can breath, Malfoy. You just don't know it."

"Books can't breath, Granger. That's like saying Voldemort likes Hello Kitty. It's not happening."

"How do you know he doesn't like Hello Kitty?"

"Are you seriously asking me this?"

"Yes."

"Good God, Granger, you need help."

"Excuse me, Voldemort's the one who likes Hello Kitty."


The ending didn't make too much sense but oh well. P.S. THANK YOU ALL FOR THE REVIEWS! I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE ALL YOU NICE PEOPLE READING MY STORY! LOVE YOU GUYS!