A/N: Okay, the LAST chapter 'Snog a Book' was based on my friend. She was kissing her book and her crush walked up behind her. It was really funny. Anyway, this is something someone said to me in this chapter. It was odd to say in the least. ENJOY!
P.s. - to everybody who keeps saying that the characters probably wouldn't do this or that, I KNOW. I already told you it's OOC. Anyway, I LOVE YOU ALL!
"Hermione, I was wondering..."
"What?"
"Well, can I..."
"Can you what?"
"Can I kidnapp you?"
"No!"
"Wrong answer! I'm a kidnapper, you don't get a choice dumb-ass."
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Gosh, I'm such a loser!