A/N: Hey, guys. I want to thank you all so much for reviewing. Seriously, those kind reviews made me feel so much better. Thank you all so much. This chapter is dedicated to Just Your Above Average Malfoy, Karma Kate 281, waterflower20, tomgirl1219, trulyaravenclaw, qwertyupzz, and everyone else! I know that's a lot to dedicate one chapter to, but oh well. Everyone of your reviews made me feel better. Thank you all and bless your Harry Potter luvin' hearts! Anyway, I tried to make this chapter special, but it didn't turn out exactally as planned. Oh well, I hope everyone enjoys! I've brought back a character from previous chapters that everyone loves...

"So... Snape's wrinkle and McGonagall's mole had a baby?" Draco Malfoy asked. Professor McGonagall, Snape, Harry, Ron, Neville, Hermione, and him sat in Dumbledore's office.

"I'm afraid so." Dumbledore muttered, looking disgusted.

"And we're invited to go see it?" Hermione asked.

"Yes." Dumbledore muttered, still looking beyond disgusted. He looked ready to vomit.

"Well, let's get this over with..." Snape drawled, standing up and flashing everyone to Mole and Wrinkle's house.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?"

"LOOK AWAY! HURRY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"

Quickly, everyone turned away from the true horror in front of them. Well, everyone but Ron. His jaw dropped and his eye balls fell out.

Professor McGonagall reached down and grabbed them, placing them back into Ron's eyeball sockets. "Honestly, Mr. Weasley. I think you need to get these things checked out. They keep falling out!"

"Maybe they'll come to life too." Draco whispered to Hermione. She looked horrorstruck, and looked at Ron, who was rubbing his eyes.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Harry covered Hermione's mouth.

Professor McGonagall swallowed, and glanced at Mole. "What's its name?"

"Mrinkle." Mole muttered. "We've made you the god-mother."

Professor McGonagall's eyeballs fell out.

Ron smirked. "See, it's only natural!" He exclaimed.

Snape stood to the side, looking pale.

"What it it, Sev?" Draco asked, placing a hand on his god-father's shoulder.

"I feel sick." Snape muttered.

"You should be." Mole said.

"What?" Snape asked, looking at the small, talking blemish. Wrinkle came out from behind her.

"I am calling a family reunion. COME MY BROTHERS!" Wrinkle exclaimed.

Wrinkles began hopping down from Snape's face, gathering around Mrinkle and cheering. Snape screamed in agony as wrinkle after wrinkle tore away.

Then the room became silent, as every head looked at Snape, who was free of wrinkles.

"Oh."

"My."

"GAWD!""

"SNAPE LOOKS YOUNG!"

"WHAT THE HELL!"

"EVERYONE RUN! Next thing we know, Mrinkle is going to give birth to Voldemort Jr.!"

A laugh came from the corners. "Ha, you're such a dumb-ass. I'm already here!"

"AHHHHHHH! I'M GOING TO ALASKA! THE LAND BEYOND THE GODS!"

"Have you been reading Percy Jackson?" Voldemort Jr. asked.

"Yes, I have."

Voldemort Jr. began jumping up and down. "I LOVE THAT BOOK! Don't you think that Percy and Annabeth are adorable?"

Ron nodded, hopping up and down. "YES!"

"This is so wierd." Draco muttered.

"I know right?" Hermione said.

Professor McGonagall was looking for her eyeballs, Snape was glaring at Harry, who stared at him like he was Jesus, Ron and Voldemort Jr. were hopping like bunnies, the Mole and Wrinkle famliy were celebrating Mrinkle's birth, and Hermione and Draco stood to the side, watching the scene unfold with wide eyes.

"Want to snog?"

"Sure."