A/N: This one is just random. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote it...
"Hey, Granger. What's up?"
"The sky."
"No shit!"
"Yah."
"You look awful. Really, you look like someone just tore your heart out."
"Ya, uh Neville did."
"NEVILLE?"
"Not like that! We were in class and he accidently hit me with some spell that made my heart fall out."
"That's gross."
"Well, ya. My heart seriously fell out."
"Well... I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."
"Ha, in your dreams, Malfoy."
"What's wrong with sitting on my lap?"
"You're Malfoy. It's just wierd."
"So you're saying I'm like chocolate pudding? That I'm crappy? Well, I may look like crap, but I'm as sweet as can be."
"Wow. That was lame."
"Ya... I know."
"Did you finish the Divition homework?"
"Ya, what was up with the geni stuff?"
"Ha, I know what I would wish for..."
"I know what you would wish for too."
"What?"
"POOF!"
"What are you doing? Get off my lap!"
"I'm here. What's your other two wishes?"
"You're so stupid."
"You're only saying that because you know how awesome I am."
"Go away."
"No, we need to work on our friendship."
"We don't have a friendship."
"Which is exactlly why we need to work on it."
"Fine, whatever."
"Let's tell secrets!"
"You're such a wierdo!"
"I'm invisible."
"Really?"
"Can you see me?"
"Yes"
"How about tomorrow night?"
"That was a trick."
"Good to know you're as smart as they say you are."