A/N: ...
CUZ YOU'RE HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!
Who else love AVPM? I just finished watching it for the 100th freakin' time. It's that amazing. =) Anyway, this chapter doesn't make since, but hey, since when do any of these chapters do?
"DRACOFREAKIN'MALFOY!" Hermione exclaimed.
She, a muggleborn, entered a Pureblood only ball. Witches and wizards stared at her, muttering, "Honestly, again? This is worse than last year."
"Granger?" Draco asked, standing up.
"YOU FOUL EXCUSE FOR A FERRET! NO, YOU AREN'T A FERRET, FERRETS ARE ABOVE YOU, YOU TOAD!"
"How did you get past the guards?"
"WHAT GUARDS? OH, YOU MEAN THOSE TWO FAT GUYS IN FRONT? THEY MAY BE BIG, BUT THEY CAN'T CAST A SPELL TO SAVE THEIR LIVES!"
"Why are you here?"
"WHY AM I HERE? WHAT A STUPID QUESTION! I'M HERE TO MURDER YOU!"
Draco stared at her. "Excuse me? What did I do?"
"YOU NEVER CALLED!"
"Pardon?"
"YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK YOU FREAKIN' JERK!"
"I don't even have your number." Draco muttered.
"YOU-YOU- YOU WHAT?"
"I don't have your number."
"Oh."
"Ya."
"Well, here, take it." Hermione muttered, handing Draco a piece of paper with her number on it.
"Thanks."
"Bye."
"Bye."