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Friday ; 9:30 P.M.
Hermione is scary. Really scary. She wants to break into Snape's office tonight during rounds. What kind of idiot does that? Everyone knows that you only go to Snape's office when invited!
I'm not going. There is no way that she can convince me to go.
NO WAY WILL I GO TO SNAPE'S OFFICE!
9:34 P.M.
We're in front of Snape's office. Hermione is picking the lock, Muggle style. I'm not even going to tell her I have a key.
9:35 P.M.
I told her.
9:37 P.M.
"GIVE ME THE KEY!"
"NOOOOOOOO!"
"GIVE IT OR I'LL CRUCIO YOU!"
"NEVER! I AM A FREE MAN, GRANGER!"
9:40 P.M.
She has my key.
9:41 P.M.
She's opening the door...
9:56 P.M.
MY EYES! OH MY GAWD! MY EYES! HOLY MOTHER LOAD! I NEED TO DIE! SOMEONE KILL ME. I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS FLIPPIN' MEMORY! OH LORD, MY FREAKIN' EYES!
10:30 P.M.
So, Hermione and I just exited the infirmery. I suppose you want to know what we saw.
Well, we saw Snape.
Dancing.
in his underwear.
to Katy Perry.
And that's not even the worst part!
HE WAS DANCING WITH PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE!
I don't think I'll ever be sane again.
10:40 P.M.
Hermione brought me Cheetos. I could kiss her, but I won't. Ya know, because that would be awkward.
10:45 P.M.
A random Hippogriff just walked by. In fact, it looks a lot like Buckbeak...
10:46 P.M
"GRANGERRRRRRR!"
"IT WASN'T HIM!"
"MY BUTT IT WASN'T HIM!"
11:00 p.m.
BAD NEWS! Buckbeak has rabies!
11:29 P.M.
I really need to potty...
11:40 P.M.
"You know, Draco, Hufflepuffs are actually very smart."
"WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF?"
11:50 P.M.
"What your favorite color, Malfoy?"
"Draco Malfoy."
"That doesn't make sense."
"YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE!"
12:00 A.M.
Granger is up to something... I can feel it in my guts.
12:09 A.M.
MY MUDBLOOD SENSES ARE TINGLING!
12:30 A.M.
"I hate you, Draco."
"Not as much as I hate you."
"You know what, Malfoy?"
"What?"
"YOU'RE SUCH A MUDBLOOD!"
"What?"
"YOU'RE SUCH A MUDBLOOD!"
"How in Merlin's name am I a mudblood?"
"Don't ask me stupid questions. YOU KNOW!"
12:41 A.M.
I still don't know why she called me a Mudblood...
12:47 A.M.
"Do you seriously not know why?"
"No. I don't."
"GOOD!"
12:56 A.M.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, DRACO? GO TO HE-"
"DON'T YOU DARE!"
"Heaven."
1:00 A.M.
Awwwwww, I just turned Hermione into a beaver. She looks kinda cute...
1:08 A.M.
NO! I'M A FERRET! I'm a freakin' ferret!
1:17 A.M.
I HAVE TO POTTY AGAIN!
1:30 A.M.
I'm no longer a ferret. ya!
1:32 A.M.
Okay, that was so wierd. Their was this random cat eyeballing me and Granger. Jokingly, I hissed at it. I assume I must have cussed at it in cat language or something because it lunged at us and tried to pry our faces off. Luckily, we made it to a storage closet where we are now hiding.
1:34 A.M.
This closet is dark...
1:35 A.M.
...I'm scared of the dark.
1:39 A.M.
"GET ME OUT OF HEREEEE! THE WALLS! THEY'RE CLOSING INNNNNNN!"
1:40 A.M.
Granger's opening the closet door...
HOLY SNAPE LOAD!
THERE'S THE CAT...
waiting for us...
smiling at us...
1:41 A.M.
Do cats even smile?
1:50 A.M.
No.
2:00 A.M.
"HURRRY! THE CAT'S COMMMMMMING TO EATTTT US ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"
"SHUT UP!"
"WHAAAAAA!"
3:00 A.M.
We're still running...
3:01 A.M.
*Dies from exhaustion*
"DRACO! GET YOUR ARSE UP!"
"FIVE MORE MINUTES!"
"FINE! DIE IF YOU WANT TO!"
"WHAAA!"
3:24 A.M.
Okay, it turns out that the cat was actually just Professor McGonagall trying to tell us to go down to Snape's office.
We've been caught.
3:30 A.M.
"I'M INNOCENT! I SWEARRRRRRRR! GRANGER WAS PRESSURING ME!"
"TO DO WHAT!"
"IT!"
"IT?"
"IT!"
"OMG!"
"NOT THAT 'IT'!"
"oh."
4:00 A.M.
I'm beginning to think that I have some serious bladder problems. I have to pee AGAIN!"
4:01 A.M.
WHOAAAAAAAA! I JUST SAW PETER PAN!
4:02 A.M.
JOKING!
4:03 A.M.
Not really.
4:04 A.M.
Okay, I'm gunna go now...
BYE!