Episode 3.
Okay so for everyone who stuck with thank you and again I cannot apoligise enough for chapter 1. Anyhoo I hope you enjoy and if you like it rate it. If you hate it rate...you'd be doing me a favour.
I don't own glee...if I did Mr Shue would always be shirtless, Brittany would get more screen time, Rachel and Quinn would be together, Quinn would get more solos and trailer sex would not be banned but heavily encouraged; especially if it was between Lea and Dianna.
Mr Schuester was telling his parents they were going to be grandparents and at the same time across town in Rachel's house Quinn was holding a camera as Rachel sang a song from Wicked for her Myspace blog.
Once Rachel hit the last note, the camera was off and Quinn was sitting across from Rachel on Rachel's big queen-sized bed. She smiled at looked at the bare skin showing on Rachel's inner thighs. She needed to distract herself.
"Santana thinks Shue's dancing routines are crap and no offense sweetheart, I know you like him..." Quinn was interrupted as Rachel pouted at her furiously.
"I do not like him...he is trying to do everything to ruin my career...he even gave you my solo and you know, I love your voice even if it can be off but that's your parents fault for not training you..."
Quinn put her hands on Rachel's shoulders "Stop rambling sweetheart. I'm just warning you that she is going to say something to you tomorrow plus if you want me to double-cross Sue and take her down than we need to let Santana and Sue think I am on their side...I just want to warn you because I may be bitchy to you tomorrow and I want you to know that I don't mean any of it and I love you and..."
Quinn was cut off by Rachel who gently kissed the blonde on her lips. "And you say I ramble" Rachel smiled sarcastically at Quinn. The blonde shook her head and pulled Rachel in for a warm embrace. Her lips touched the brunettes softly but within second it turned passionate. Quinn moved herself until she was on top of Rachel. Her hands moved to unbutton Rachel's shirt. Once Quinn had it open she threw it to the floor. Her hands wandered from Rachel's waist up to her lacy purple bra.
Quinn moved her lips away from Rachel's and began to make a trail from Rachel's ear, then down to her neck and settled on her collarbone. She heard Rachel groan and took it as a sign of approval and unhooked Rachel's bra.
Her eyes widened as that too was thrown to the floor. Quinn moved her mouth down to Rachel's breasts. Rachel let out another groan she was enjoying what Quinn was doing too much to hear the key in the front door. She was enjoying Quinn's soft hair touching her bare skin to hear footsteps coming up the stairs. She let out one more groan but quicky quietened when she heard a knock on her door.
"Rachel? Honey, are you okay." Her dad Leroy yelled in to her from the other side of the door.
"Uh, yeah dad, just give me a second" Rachel looked panicked at Quinn "Closet" she ordered her girlfriend in a worried whisper.
Quinn ran to the closet as Rachel threw on a sweater, knowing it would take to long to re-button her shirt.
"Honey, I'm coming in." Leroy yelled from behind the door.
Rachel quickly tried to fix her hair as her dad turned the handle and entered the room.
"Honey, what were you doing?" He asked looking at Rachel's hair and the purple bra on the floor.
Rachel eyed the bra and tried to stop her cheeks from flushing red but there was no excuse. "Uh, nothing dad, how come your home early?" she asked nervously.
"Do you have someone hear Rach?" Her dad asked her.
"What? No I'm...I'm alone." She hated lying to her dad.
"Oh, oh...you were...it's completely natural...sorry...I'll go..." Her dad turned and left the room with a face redder than his daughter's. Rachel completely embarrassed shut the door quickly behind him. She could hear laughter coming from the closet. She ran over to it and opened the door to find Quinn sitting in the corner of the dark space, giggling to herself. She got louder when she seen Rachel standing over her. Rachel pouted but it didn't stop Quinn.
Fifteen minutes later when Quinn was all laughed out. She left the closet and headed towards the window to leave before she was caught doing anything else.
"Bye sweetheart, see you tomorrow." Quinn leaned in and pecked Rachel on the cheek. "Seriously though we got put a bell on your dad Leroy because that is the second time he has walked in on us." Rachel slugged Quinn in the shoulder. "Get...before he comes back." She smiled as she watched Quinn's ass climb out of her window.
The next day Rachel was confronted by Santana and her girlfriend only Quinn was in bitch mode.
"It sucks" Quinn said to her with a smile in her eyes
"It's totally unoriginal." Santana said although she actually liked Mr Schuester's dance moves but she liked her tanning privileges more.
"Aren't you guys gonna get shunned for talking to me." She looked at Quinn expectantly. Quinn smiled back at her.
"Sweetie, we're a team now." Quinn realised that she called Rachel "sweetie" in public so she quickly moved back into bitch mode after she seen the smile form on Rachel's face.
"But you got to do something about Mr Schue's dance routines."
Later they were walking down the hall, Rachel and Quinn; shoulder to shoulder and sure Santana was on Rachel's other side but Quinn couldn't fight the tingles she felt as their skin touched. Rachel couldn't stop looking at Quinn legs as they walked with her in close proximity. She was lost in Quinn's legs. Tranced, until Santana spoke and shook her out of it.
So, later that day during Glee rehearsal Rachel had seen Quinn stop dancing and she decided it was time to say something to Mr. Schue. He took it rather offensively. What she said had truth, he was a good dancer when he liked the song but when it came to coming up with group choreography he sucked. She told him they needed Dakota Stanley who understudied in Broadway's production of Beauty and the Beast.
"Just because he understudied doesn't mean he performed." He said hurt by Rachel's words.
Quinn hated seeing someone making her baby feel bad so she got angry and took it out on their coach.
"Did you ever perform Mr. Schuester? After high school, did you even try?" Rachel kept her head down and gave a quick side glance to Quinn.
Quinn's honesty stung Mr. Schue and he formed a weird but talented group of teachers and an employee from Sheets and Things who hangs around the high school for some reason. Rachel and Quinn thought nothing of it but Rachel did scold Quinn when they chatted through IMing late into the night
Robbroadwaylvr: What was that today with Mr S? I think you hurt his feelings
Gregcheerfan: Well, he shouldn't have made YOU feel bad for telling the truth. It was his own fault.
Robbroadwaylvr: Promise me you won't let me put my dreams on hold to stay here in Lima.
Gregcheerfan: Only if you promise to take me with you...we could be open in New York.
Robbroadwaylvr: It's a deal...You looked so good today in your uniform it took all my willpower to not touch you...I left nail marks in my folder...it was that bad.
Gregcheerfan: I know it took all my might not to tell S to f*** off so I could take you to a broom closet and have my wicked way with you.
They chatted late into the night until Quinn's mother caught her daughter still on her laptop at two in the morning on a school night.
After six missed Glee rehearsals by Mr. Schue Rachel decided it was time to whip out the big guns; her sugar cookies (and no that is not a euphemism or an innuendo...but if it was it would be the best innuendo in the world) Mr. Schue though was stubborn and even though Rachel was at her sweetest, he was flippant and told her to go ahead and hire Montana. She corrected him but he didn't seem to care.
So she went to rehearsal with the cookies hoping the "I'm Sorry" in frosting would be enough apology to them at least. Finn blamed Rachel and she was angry at the guy. "Did you see anyone else in here with a plate of "I'm sorry"cookies, I don't, just you." Finn said to an already hurt Rachel. Quinn wanted nothing more than to punch Finn but instead decided to just shut him up. She stood up and announced "I'm bored, all those in favour of hiring Dakota Stanley?" She raised her hand and looked around. Artie, Tina, Mercedes and Kurt doubtingly raised their hands slowly. Rachel smiled and raised her hand and smiled all-knowingly at Finn.
Finn chased her out of the choir room and down the hall.
"You can't do this to Mr Schuester" He said like she had offended him.
"Why not make him a hero. Once we hire Dakota and win National he'll thank me for it. You heard Santana, it's all about the winning." Rachel wanted to get away from him so she rushed down the halls
"Since when?" He asked with a confusion that really pissed the brunette off.
"Look you have your popular clique and your football and your cliché of a blonde girlfriend" She was angry that it was because of that cliché that she couldn't be kissing Quinn at that moment. "Glee is my one shot, if this doesn't work out then my whole high school life will be an embarrassment."
"What so cliché, is that a bad thing?"
'How can anyone be that much of a moron' Rachel thought to herself.
"Wait, wait, is this one of those chick things were you're pissed about one thing but really you're pissed about something else?" He asked moving to tower in front of her. She wanted to tell him that she was pissed that he got to touch her girlfriend in public but instead she just shook her head and told him "I don't know what you're talking about."
"Well for a while there you were kind of all over me and now you just yell at me all the time." She could feel her blood boil. She only kissed him and he almost "exploded" on her. She wouldn't exactly say she was all over him.
"It makes me think you're still upset over what happened in the auditorium." Rachel pushed forward.
"I'm not...I've moved on and I'm focusing on my career now."
"Do you want to talk about it?" He yelled at her as she stalked off.
"No" As in take the bloody hint. She turned around and seen Quinn standing a foot behind Quinn and spoke more to her than Finn. "It's kind of ironic, you're Mr. Popular and I'm just this nobody that everyone makes fun of but I have enough confidence to say out loud that what happened between us in the...auditorium was real. You have feelings for me and you just don't have the guts to admit it...We are hiring Dakota Stanley."
She walked off realising that she may have sent mixed feelings to Finn but it was worth it to see the look on Quinn's face.
"Even it means me quiting?" Rachel hated the guy but she needed a male vocalist who had a low voice unlike Artie and Kurt. "Yes" she said back to him.
Quinn sat in Sue Sylvester's office as she asked about the Glee situation. She watched Sue on an elliptical her mind quickly moved to Rachel and how hot she looked when sweat would drip down her chest and determination would be clear in her eyes bit with Sue it wasn't sexy but rather creepy.
"Mr. Schuester barely even shows up to rehearsal anymore." Santana happily told her Cheerio's coach.
"Barely will not cut it. I will not be satisfied until Glee club is disbanned."
Quinn tried to hide her hurt.
"What about this Dakota character? Any chance he actually helps?" Quinn could see the worry in Sue's eyes and she couldn't help but smile and say "They're soft...he will eat them alive." Which she believed was okay because it was half true. The original six excluding her girlfriend were pretty soft. "I give them fifteen minutes before the first one quits or commits suicide." She knew that was an awful thing to say but if she wanted to stay on Sue's good side she had to act awful.
Sue stopped moving on the elliptical and spoke to them "You know ladies...I learned a lot in special forces. I was on the strike team in Panama when we extracted Noreaga...we took out the shepherd and then we went after the sheep...You need to go after these Glee-clubbers one by one...I want my full budget restored...I need a fog machine."
Quinn didn't want to hurt anyone so she suggested so harmless tactics. She went after Mercedes and convinced her that Kurt was totally into her and that they would be cute together.
The following day the glee-clubbers took a field trip to Carmel High to talk to Dakota Stanley. They got out of Kurt's car and Quinn couldn't help but eye up Rachel's ass as she walked around her and stood beside her Cheerio's friends.
"Are we even sure they are rehearsing today?" Quinn asked Rachel who was standing behind her. "Vocal Adrenaline rehearses everyday 2:30 until midnight." Rachel said and then dramatically turned her head to the other direction for effect.
Kurt walked with Mercedes and Rachel looked shocked at Mercedes for asking Kurt out. He was gayer than her two fathers combined with her and Quinn. Rachel's mind though wandered off the point when she seen Andrea Cohen. Rachel was so excited to see the acclaimed VA singer that she failed to notice that she had he head in a trash can, throwing up. Quinn tilted her head and smiled at Rachel's adorableness.
They watched VA perform a robotically perfect routine to Mercy by Duffy only to see an angry man in black yell at them for doing it all wrong.
Dakota told them that they needed $8,000 and Rachel knew that it was hopeless though she didn't count on her clever girlfriend coming up with a plan.
"A car wash." Quinn told Rachel excited. "We get the Cheerio's in their uniforms and you-know you guys and we get horny perverts to pay loads for us to clean their cars." Rachel beamed a bright smile at Quinn. "Baby that is a brilliant idea...Just picturing you in your uniform with soapy suds dripping off you and water making it cling to your..." Quinn hit Rachel with a pillow. "Keep your mind out of the gutter. I have one condition though...Finn asked could he work with you Santana agreed so you cannot wear anything revealing..."
"Do you think I should hid my body?...Is it that unattractive." Rachel asked feeling like she was back in Ms. Pillsbury's office.
"What? No it's the exact opposite." Quinn cupped Rachel's face in her hands and looked into those chocolate orbs "Your body is so hot that I don't want Finn to fall for you and also it will take longer if we have to keep cleaning where he...you know...because even nearly killing a mail-man won't get those thoughts out of his head if he see's you in all your glory." Quinn smirked and pulled Rachel in for a kiss.
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The next morning, Rachel decided she should steer Mercedes down the right path. She hated that Quinn lied about her sexuality and was forced to fit the norms because boys kept asking her out and she didn't want Kurt to feel pressured too. So with Tina's help she went to Mercedes.
"We need to have a gayvention." Mercedes sensed Rachel was gay and feared that she was trying to get her to go to a gay convention with her but Rachel cleared it up. "That's a gay intervention." "K-k-Kurt is lady-fabulous." Tina told Mercedes. "It's obvious you like him we just don't want you getting hurt by feelings he can't reciprocate." Rachel said calmly to the diva.
"Look just because he wears nice clothes, doesn't mean he's on the down low."
"He wore a corset to second period today." Rachel whispered to Mercedes.
She just rolled her eyes. "You can do better Mercedes." Tina said to her friend. "Oh really, what if I can't? There is not a lot of guys around here knocking down my door for a date...or your's for that matter." Mercedes said to Rachel. 'Well of course no guys are knocking at my door. I have a beautiful woman sneaking into my window every other night.' Rachel thought to herself. "Nobody notices us...hello, we're in Glee club...and I'm tired of being lonely aren't you?" Rachel thought of Quinn and she could feel her eyes water. "But Kurt is sweet to me and he likes who I am and I like how I am with him and he's in our group. He understands what I'm going through, now maybe thats not enough for you guys but it's enough for me."
That afternoon the car wash took place and Rachel felt so turned on seeing Quinn lean over the hood of a car in her soaked Cheerio's uniform. She couldn't help but look in shock as Mercedes busted up the windows in Kurt's car but they raised more than enough for Dakota Stanley
A week later he showed up to Glee rehearsal and began handing out folders to everyone except Artie and the Cheerio's. He tried to kick Artie out because of his disability and suggested Rachel eat a pungent low carb fish called smelt. Rachel looked worryingly at Quinn. He also called Mercedes fat, said that Kurt was flaming. Quinn felt a bit bad but he did complement her and then he called Rachel's nose big. Quinn wanted to jump him and beat him up but Finn called him out on it first. Dakota made fun of his height saying that he made Dakota 'feel like woodland creature' he was that tall.
He called them all losers then said "Then ask yourself do I want to be a winner" Rachel looked at Quinn who felt so bad for Rachel. She wanted to run over and hug her and tell her everything was alright and that she loved her nose. Dakota finished "Or not"
"Screw this, I quit." Finn was at the door ready to leave. "M-m-me too" Tina followed him. Mercedes threw her folder onto Artie's lap and began wheeling him out. "Let's roll Artie."
"Wait" Rachel called getting them all to stop. "Barbara Streisand...when Barbara was a young ontanu everyone told her that in order to be a star she had to get a nose job. Thankfully she refused." Quinn glared evilly at Dakota."Where is this going Yentl?" "Where it's going is that, we don't need you." Quinn gave Rachel a quick smile. "Lets face it we will never be as good of dancers as Vocal Adrenaline...we're gonna win because we're different and that's what makes us special."
Rachel smiled a 100 watt smile as they all gave their own examples and returned to the club.
"So misfits and spaz-heads and cripples can make it too...that's great...what is your point?"
"Our point is that you're fired..." Quinn loved that her girl was sticking up for herself and she even laughed when Rachel walked up to Dakota and told him matter-of-sactly even with a smirk "And I'm taller than you."
Sue called Santana and Quinn into her office the second she heard that Mr Schue had returned to Glee and that the Dakota plan was a bust.
"So let me get this straight, the glee club got rid of Dakota Stanley, Mr. Schuester is back and they are bussy at work on a new number, more confident than ever."
"This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits" They do so out of fear. "That's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my office...I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of this semester." Santana burst out into tear and Quinn wondered why people were scared of someone who cried over something like that. The punishment wouldn't affect Quinn as she never tanned anyway.
Santana ran out of the room crying. Quinn got up to leave but not before saying something she had wanted to say for so long to Sue "Miss Sylvester...I want to thank you."
Sue looked angry "For what she spat back at her. Quinn straightened up. She wanted to say something that would make Rachel proud.
"For teaching me a valuable life lesson...when you really believe in yourself you don't have to bring other people down." Quinn smiled and walked out of Sue's failure reeking office.
And that what you MISSED last time on Glee.