IM SO SORRY!
Okay I know this is extremely late...I was on holiday and I'm sorry I didn't bring my laptop away with me. So to make it up to y'all there will be a double update. I hope that gets me back on y'all's good sides. Seriously though to all of you who take the time out to review I want to say Thank You and to all those who favorited or put alerts on this fic well I am shocked. I never thought anybody would like it.
I want to quickly apoligise for the last chapter Ballad was always gonna be a hard one and I know that I did not do it justice but hopefully I made up for it with this never ending update. Also sorry if you like Fincel, Puckleberry and Quick. Just to let you know that I don't. I like Faberry and Pezberry...if you don't like it, don't read on.
Without further ado:
Episode 11:
Quinn had her head rested on Rachel's knee as they sat in Rachel's den watching new releases on one of the music stations. Rachel's parents were gone for the day to meet up with an old college friend. So they were spending the whole Saturday together. Quinn had been there for an hour already. They were listening to the music. Quinn had been feeling queasy when she arrived so Rachel told Quinn to rest on her head on her lap. Rachel was caressing Quinn's arms calming the blonde and making the queasy feeling disappear.
Rachel was softly brushing Quinn's hair with her thumb. Quinn had quickly finished her fruit salad and wanted more so the brunette reluctantly pushed the pregnant blonde off her lap and went to feed her girl.
Rachel returned to the room with a fresh bowl of fruit. A new song began to play and Quinn got up to take the bowl from Rachel. She placed it on the coffee table and turned to look back at the beautiful brunette that stood before her as Rihanna began singing her new song. Rachel recognised it from an album she had upstairs. Quinn got close to her and then she sang the song to Rachel.
"Then she said Te Amo" Quinn grabbed a startled Rachel by the hips and dragged the diva close to her."Then she put her arms around my waist" Rachel placed her hands delicately on Quinn's waistline "I told her no" Quinn moved so that she was behind the diva "She cried Te Amo. I told her I'd never run away." Quinn stopped singing and gently moved Rachel's long dark locks away for the diva's neck. Quinn placed a soft kiss at the back of Rachel's neck" Somebody tell me what she said?" Rachel giggled when Quinn kissed her in the same spot again "Don't it mean" Rachel sang the last line of the chorus to Quinn "I love you".
Quinn smiled and trailed kissed from the back of Rachel's to her shoulder. The song ended and a song by Train called "Hey Soul Sister" began to play. Quinn grabbed Rachel's hand and they danced to the upbeat love song. Quinn noted that Rachel danced like Faith from Buffy. It was extremely hot and that wasn't even the pregnancy hormones talking. The song ended and Quinn plopped back onto sofa. She patted for Rachel to join her and Rachel did just that. Quinn put her arm around her girlfriend's waist and the diva rested her head on Quinn's shoulder and loved the content feeling that enveloped her.
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The Glee club was waiting in the auditorium for Jane Adam's Academy to perform. Quinn sat with Finn but Rachel sat directly behind so that she could still be close to her Baby. The girls sang Bootylicious by Destiny Child. They looked like they were having seizures they moving their heads that much. Rachel moved to sit behind Mr Schuester.
"Mr Schue you seem concerned?"
"What, no, I mean they are good. But we are just as good" Rachel leaned on his chair.
"Mr Schue if I may; what they were doing was just all smoke and mirrors...it's called Hairography." Mr Schuester hadn't a clue what she just said. "What?" Rachel sighed "Hairography ...All the whizzing of their hair just to distract from the fact that they're not really good dancers. And their vocals were so-so. Trust me we have nothing to be afraid of."
Quinn went over to Rachel's like usual. They were making out on Rachel's bed. It was taking Quinn ten minutes just to get off Rachel's argyle vest and she was getting frustrated. "Why do you wear so many frigging layers?" Quinn asked as she finally got the item of clothing of her girlfriend. "Ohio weather that's why." "We are gonna have to change that." Quinn told her as Rachel took off her navy polo neck. Quinn calmed down and went back to kissing the half naked brunette.
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The next Glee rehearsal Santana was dancing with Brittany but managed to keep her eyes on a certain diminutive brunette. She was smiling seductively at Rachel only Rachel was watching Quinn not her fellow Cheerio.
"Alright guys, I did some thinking last night. We are going to do the title song from Hair now this show started a revolution" Mr Schuester told the group. Rachel knew Mr Schuester was scared she was going to say something but Quinn looked so adorable and she was finding it hard to avert her gaze.
"Wait did they have Mohawks back then? Like in the 20s or something?" Puck asked. 'How does somebody not know about the; albeit off-beat, Broadway classic such as Hair and it was in the 60s...what did I ever see in him...What did Quinn see in him...she was drunk, I know but the other day she told me that she wanted him to be the father if she kept it...not Finn...not me...but she meant the father like someone who would help out from time to time but not be involved every minute...didn't she?'
"Yeah Mr Schue if we are gonna do a song about hair...Shouldn't we have more hair." Finn asked. The glee club director threw a leather bag at Finn. "One step ahead of you. There are your wigs." Rachel snapped out of her Quinn induced insecurity fest that was taking place in her head. She pulled Mr Schuester aside.
"Mr Schue what are you doing we are fine just the way we are. We don't need Hairography. It is just a distraction." "Look I have to be honest those Jane Adams' girls did freak me out a little and I'm worried about our chances for sectionals. I mean we have to pull out all the stops if we wanna win." Rachel wanted to tell him that he was being stupid but she was interrupted when Mr Schuester seen the guys in their wigs.
Quinn met Puck after class and he gave her a book "How to raise a baby on $5 dollars a day". Quinn was seeing a whole new side to him and she had to admit she liked it. He would be a better father for the bastard child if she kept it. She knew Rachel would be there and that she wanted Rachel to be a part of the baby's life but that could never happen because they had to keep their relationship a secret. The baby would need a father figure and Puck seemed to be the best choice.
She sat in Glee with her feet tucked beneath her as she watched everyone by the piano.
'Thank god for Puck. Thanks to him I'm starting to realize that what I need right now; other than looser pants, was acceptance...There is so much pressure on me. It is so easy for them to be distracted. I don't have the luxury. I'm under siege maybe the problem is that I don't wanna keep the baby with Finn maybe I didn't give Puck enough of a chance. He is the real dad after all. Finn would freak if I started spending time with Puck. I need to distract him so that I can take Puck out for a test spin. But how?" Quinn shifted her gaze to Rachel. She smiled and Quinn wanted so badly to kiss her. 'Mmmmm...Forget about it...she looks like a five year old. Still maybe with a little bit of makeup...every guy would stare at her and Finn would want her. He has a thing for popular girls...I just need a way to give her a makeover without hurting her feelings.'
The next day Quinn found Kurt and stopped him in the halls. "Hey Kurt! I need to pick your pink brain for a second."
"Why hello Quinn to what do I owe the pleasure? I do believe this is the first time you've ever spoken to me."
"I'm sorry about that. Anyway I have a proposition to make. A Makeover." Quinn said to him.
"I'm in, makeovers are like crack to me, my suggestion spanx or a double knit camisole with a control top for the baby bump. Also baby doll dresses-dead giveaway." 'How dare he? Spanx? Yeah that's what I need tighter pants...sadistic little fucker'
"Not for me, for Rachel." Kurt laughed. "Why would I want to do that? I admit I like a challenge as much as the next guy but Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time." 'How dare you! I will rip your fucking throat out of your ass and feed it back to you...Rachel is cute, wholesome in school and at home she is sexy as hell...I WANT TO HURT HIM!...relax Quinn it's the hormones...relax.'
"My point exactly, you are as concerned about Glee club succeeding as much as I am and she is a distraction. Look at her. She is wearing a pants suit." 'Seriously Rachel! Please tell me you are dressed as Hilary Clinton for that mock UN thing you do...would Hilary be in the UN...Focus Fabray.' "Don't you think the judges will take one look at her and maybe want to take her down a peg or two?" She thanked her lucky stars that Kurt is slow and didn't realize that they would be wearing costumes when they would perform in front of any set of judges. "And to think I thought you were a dumb blonde...Deal."
Kurt found Rachel leaving the auditorium and caught up with her "Hey diva...I was thinking you need a new look and I am gonna give it...so I'll be at your house at 7. You in?" Rachel was shocked. She would have a friend over and one she could introduce to her dads. "Sure see you then." Kurt smiled and ran off.
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Kurt waxed off the stray eyebrow hairs off Rachel's face. It hurt like a motherfucker.
"Why did you volunteer to give me a new look?" Rachel asked the feminine boy.
"One, I'm a sucker for makeovers and two you need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time I can't stand to be in the same room as you...especially this room which looks like where Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobbie come to hook up. You are extremely talented Rachel and watching you sing is amazing but sometimes it is hard to appreciate what a good singer you are because all I can think about doing is shoving a sock in your mouth."
Rachel felt tears well up why was he saying such mean things to her, wasn't he her friend. She wondered was that the reason Quinn cheated on her. She tried to change the subject.
"So what kind of makeover did you have in mind?"
"We need to broaden your appeal. I want every guy to do a double take when you strut past."
Rachel wanted to tell him about not being into guys. She knew he would understand and maybe he would have some useful advice because she couldn't talk to her dad about sex.
"There is only just one..." She had to tell him. "...boy that I'd like to impress." Well girl, Quinn..."Can you keep a secret?"
"Of course." He smiled at her. This was it. This was the moment.
"I-I'm in love with...Finn." She chickened out. What if Quinn freaked at her for telling someone?
"Really...Let's move onto makeup. I know for a fact that Finn is into loose women." 'Did he just call my Baby a slut?" "What? Quinn is so wholesome." Kurt used Sandra Dee as an example and told her to dress like a ho to get her Danny.
In the meantime Quinn made a decision and told Terri Schuester that she was gonna keep her baby. Terri suggested that she babysit her nephews first before making a final decision. It was the perfect test run to see if Puck had any father-potential. All she had to do was get Rachel's approval.
That evening Quinn; using the front door for a change, snuck into Rachel's house. "Baby you look even more beautiful than you usually do...wow...that should be a crime or something...So, uh, I need to, uh, ask you something...I think I made a big mistake not giving Noah a chance at being the baby's father. He has changed...I told you that I might keep it and if I do I want the baby to have a supporting dad...a father figure...I'm not gonna date him or anything...you know I love you. I just think I should give him a shot, you know." Quinn sat next to Rachel and held one of Rachel's hands in both of hers. "I get it..." Rachel smiled weakly but inside she was hurting. "I am babysitting on Friday and I guess I want to see how he interacts with kids... I kinda need you to distract Finn...would you be okay with that?"
"Yeah...I'm fine I can distract him easily...but you need to know that I can't lose you Quinn I don't know if I could breathe and I know it sound clingy like that Bella girl but it's true." Tears fell down Rachel's cheeks. Thank god for waterproof mascara.
Quinn cried too. "It's never gonna happen...I will never leave you not ever...relax baby, your pretty eyes will get all messed." Rachel sang under her breathe in order to stop the flow of tears and it worked she was stopping. "I love your eyes when they are all natural...they are so soulful, warm, beautiful." Quinn told her placing her hand on Rachel's cheekbone. Rachel blushed.
"I love your eyebrows." Rachel admitted. Quinn furrowed her brow.
"My eyebrows?" Quinn asked confused but arching them as she asked. Rachel let out a chuckle.
"Yes I love it when you quirk them or arch them...I don't know why but I love them. Also your hair...is like liquid gold and your lips are perfect, oh and your eyes make me melt. The green tints within the brown is stunning and your tongue is so...umh..." Quinn grabbed Rachel close to her and kissed her passionately.
"Your legs amaze me. You are short yet your dark legs they seem to go on for miles. Your lips are bigger than Angelina's and I love them and I even love your imperfections like..." Quinn kissed the scar on Rachel's forehead by her hairline. "I love you Rachel more than I think any human possibly should love another...I can't help it."
"You like my style, right? I mean you don't think that this room looks like a place where Holly Hobbie and Strawberry Shortcake come to have sex, do you?" Quinn howled with laughter. "No Baby I don't, you are too funny. I like your quirky style though I would like to see you legs more." Rachel's were a darker shade of brown, they were staring seductively into Quinn's "Would you now?" Rachel lifted Quinn off her feet and carried her too her bed.
She placed Quinn carefully in the center of the bed and moved closer to her. Rachel kissed her Baby's feet and then began trailing kisses up Quinn's left leg. Quinn propped herself up on her elbows making it easier for Rachel to slide her panties off. Rachel softly licked Quinn's inner thigh. She moved her tongue closer and closer to the spot in between. Quinn was quivering, her hormones were sending her into overdrive and Rachel hadn't even touched her there yet.
Rachel noticed a gleam of light coming from the area she realised just how wet Quinn had become. She lapped up the area making Quinn groan loudly. Rachel lobbed her tongue into Quinn, making Quinn scream her name. Rachel moved to the small throbbing nub and began to move her tongue forward and back over the nub. Starting out slow but going faster. Rachel would tease that area and then move to lob her tongue in and out of Quinn. Quinn had a pillow over her head and was screaming "Oh God!" over and over again.
Quinn screamed on last time and came in Rachel's mouth. Rachel smiled and before Quinn had time to recover she felt a finger slide into her and then another and they were pumping hard. Then Rachel curled them and stoked the inside walls of Quinn and Quinn lost it all over again.
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Rachel wore a corset matched with a black shirt and full make up. She had only let Quinn kiss her because she was too afraid that the blonde would mess up her hair on the ride to school that morning. She strutted down the halls and asked Finn if he wanted to rehearse with her on Friday while Quinn asked Puck if he wanted to assist her when she babysat that same night.
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Rachel was getting fed up being made pair up with her girlfriend's gay beard; she had to put a stop to it. So she curled her hair and donned a really tight leather cat suit. She was going to seduce him and then have him break it off with her Baby, she would then let him down gently. It was bad enough that she was competing with Puck.
She sang "you are the one that I want" from grease with him. He stopped her "Wait stop, stop, stop, I need to be honest with you. I'm really uncomfortable right now and I am gonna say this as nicely as I possibly can but you look like a sad clown hooker. This look just isn't you. I mean when I first saw it I was caught off guard by the fact that you looked all adult but it's not what's really great about you Rachel. I like the way you usually dress...sequined leg warmers and stuff." 'I have never worn sequined leg warmers and I can't believe I got into this painful cow death outfit for nothing.'
She found out that Kurt had set her up to look like a fool and sure she never really wanted Finn but Kurt didn't know that. Finn had just left when Rachel's phoned beeped. 'It must be Quinn.' she thought but it wasn't.
* im completely naked and im thinkin about how I wanna bang u...wanna give me a hand?* 'Whoa who the frack just text me that? It's not Quinn's number...'
*Who is this?*
*You kno. I want to run my hands all over ur perfect body and then my lips and then my tongue. I have my vib set on medium. I wanna cum 4 u...on u."* 'I hope this is Quinn but why would she text me on another phone.'
*I'm thinkin about u and im wet and I want to feel u in me, my vib is named aftr u. ohhh. Im almost there.*
*Almost where? Baby is that u? * 'She wouldn't be sexting me while babysitting...no, especially not with Puck...oh god I hope not.'
*Yesss! Ohhh, I set it on high...my god...I can't...I...oh boy...ohh fuck*
*Are you okay baby?* 'Okay Quinn is probably just trying to wind me up...get me all hot and bothered it was working.'
*Never stop calling me baby...it is so hot...i...*
*Ohh...my...I screamin ur name* Rachel looked at her phone confused within seconds she got another text.
*I came. u r so hot. I want you. badly*
Quinn and Puck babysat the ginger triplets from hell but after calming them down with music everything went swimmingly. Quinn stopped by Rachel's house on her way home, climbing through her window once more. She had told Rachel that he was good with the kids and told her everything that happened. Rachel waited until Quinn had finished her story before she asked her.
"Did you...text me?" Rachel asked weirded out by the whole thing. Quinn furrowed her brow and shook her head. "No, why?" Rachel showed Quinn the texts. "It has to be a woman...these are...who is texting pervy texts to my girlfriend?" Quinn took out her phone and put it on private. She called the number.
"Hello?" The voice answered in an irritated tone down the phone. Quinn recognised the voice immediately."Santana!"
Quinn hung up immediately. Rachel's face was turning a shade of bright red. 'Santana Lopez wants me...she came for me? Well this is to be expected. All great singers have groupies but Santana...wow...she is no Quinn though...a threesome would be really hot...mmm, Quinn and Santana all naked and touching...mmm...Quinn is so hot when she is smirking at me.' Quinn was smirking at Rachel with an arched brow. "You have two cheerio's in lust with you." Quinn began to kiss her passionately until she heard Rachel's father move downstairs and decided that she should leave before she got the diva in trouble.
Rachel couldn't sleep that night she had her phone out and was using one hand to flick down through Santana's messages, reading them again and again. Her other hand was somewhere else.
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Rachel confronted Kurt the next day and realised that he was in love with Kurt. Even though Rachel was not interested in Finn she was still angry at Kurt for setting out to humiliate her and so an argument began.
Meanwhile Quinn was at her locker when Santana slammed it shut. She must know that I know. "Keep your paws off my man...clear." Quinn smirked "Who's your man?" "Don't play dumb Tubbers...and by the way asking someone to babysit with you is super 90s." She was talking about Puck. It seems Santana was a busy girl last night because she was sexting Puck as well.
Rachel was in the bathroom changing into her Glee outfit. She was by the mirror brushing her hair. She dropped her brush and bent down to retrieve it. At that exact moment Santana walked in the door. She groaned and bit her lip at the sight of Rachel's ass in that skirt. She walked by and tapped it lightly. Rachel jumped.
"Heya...baby..." Santana purred. Rachel blushed. "Did you text me last night?" Rachel asked the Latina. Santana got close to her. Her lips were at Rachel's ear. "Maybe...did you...enjoy those text messages that I might or might not have sent?" Rachel tried to back away. "Uh, did you really...uh, you know...do what...you...uh...?" Rachel needed to get out of there. "Uh, huh." Santana moved even closer but Rachel got away and quickly got out of there.
The Glee club performed Hair mashed up with Crazy Right Now to deaf kids. Quinn loved the way Rachel's outfit looked she kept close to her. Santana was extremely warm in a certain area when she seen Rachel bump and grind next to her. She had called her baby. Santana wanted her so badly she needed to leave. She needed to take care of the throbbing. Where was Puck or Brittany? When the deaf kids sung Imagine, Quinn stood behind Rachel adoring her ass in that skirt.
After the performance Quinn found Puck and checked his phone he had been sexting Santana. How could she trust him to watch their baby? She accepted it as a sign and told Terri that the baby was as good as hers. Quinn knew Mr Schue would make a better father to the baby than Puck.
Quinn and Finn apologized for being distant and although Quinn wasn't being honest, she told Finn that she loved him. They walked off down the hall, Finn's beefy arm blocked Rachel from Quinn's view but Rachel had seen them.
That afternoon at Rachel's Quinn told Rachel that she had decided to give up the baby for certain this time. She then told Rachel everything about the babysitting and the sexting.
"Santana must of sext me by mistake Puck's name must be next to mine on her phone." Rachel said to Quinn like it was the most logical thing in the world.
"You sound a bit disappointed. Besides it doesn't make sense because my name would be in between you and him...P-Q-R."
"Huh, so I got two Cheerio's off? I must be pretty hot?" Rachel jutted out her jaw and smiled seductively at Quinn. "And don't you forget it." Quinn tickled Rachel's sides and the brunette let out a squeak. "I love you Rachel Berry." Rachel stopped giggling. "More than Finn?...and Puck?" Rachel asked shyly. "A million times more...You are my gold star Rach." Rachel laughed and socked Quinn on the shoulder. "You are such a cheeseball...and I love you for it." Rachel kissed Quinn on her nose and then her lips.
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They Glee club performed True Colors. Rachel was the only one who got to see Quinn's true colors so she sang the song to her, never taking her eyes off the beautifully stunning blonde.
And that's what you MISSED last time on Glee.
Jesus Christ that was fecking long well long for me...sorry for all the swearing I'm Irish I can't help it! Y'all finally got a sex scene. I'm not good at writing them also for those who asked for some PezBerry you unleashed a monster. Santana did say her sexts were too hot to erase...
My friend wanted the scene after Rachel finds out it was Santana texting her to be very...let's say heated. I will say that there are no typos. It was proof read properly! Let me know what you thought!
(If you watch this ep back: in every dance performance Dianna is checking out Lea's ass at some point...not kidding.)
Next one will be uploaded tomorrow folks.
