Oops . . .
So, In case you haven't guessed, this fic is deader than the proverbial Dodo. Turns out I enjoy reading fanfic far more than writing it. Sorry to anyone who REALLY wanted to see it completed, feel free to adopt and alter to your black hearts content!
Below is the (VERY) rough plan I made years back to give anyone still interested a rough idea of what was coming

EDIT: fucked up the formatting, should be fixed now

1

Duncan is startled when Sandor appears during the Joining. Having no choice but to preserve Grey Warden Secrets, he conscripts him on the spot. SC, thinking the chalice holds wine, drinks without paying attention.

The meeting with the king goes . . . poorly.

The battle for Ostagar goes off in much the same fashion, and SC begins to realize he's not in Kansas anymore.

2

Flemeth sets the Wardens on their path, and SC is at first happy to follow the Wardens lead. Morrigan quickly takes a shine to his attitude, while Alistair is horrified. The Warden, (F!CityElf) finds herself way out of her depth and quickly cedes command by the time they reach Lothering.

Making a bee-line for the tavern, repeat the infamous chicken conversation pretty much line for line.

Leliana (who looks a bit like Sansa) joins up. Along with Sten, once SC is done bullying the Chantry.

Darkspawn attack, Morrigan enchants the weapons with fire, and SC knocks her the fuck out before picking up his sword again. She doesn't make that mistake twice.

3

Redcliffe. The Militia soon learns that there are worse things in this world than the undead, while SC learns that flaming zombies are one of his least favorite things.

The next morning, they storm the keep, and Connor doesn't stand a chance, much to the party's horror. SC couldn't care less. He tells Alistair the truth about knights and how everyone is a bastard.

4

The Circle. Rage Demons are soon proven to be the bane of his existence, and for ruining his day, Uldred dies a messy, messy death. Sloth shows him happily married to the little bird, which he knows is a damn lie, and Wynne is rather put out by his attitude.

Zevran attacks, and Tabris suggests they question him. SC leaves them to it, and discovers they're adopting stray crows now. Zev makes a move, SC breaks his face. After Wynne patches him up, he doesn't try again.

5

Disgusted by him, the party demands to know why he is such an ass. SC gives them all the details, but refuses to change for them. They (reluctantly) agree that he knows what he's doing, and continue following him.

6

Orzammar. Bhelen offers to cover his tab, so in-between getting piss-drunk at Tapsters, he manages to wipe out the Carta and secure the dodgy votes. Also has a blast giggling at so many Imps, and manages to piss off most of the city within days.

7

Deep Roads. Meets a kindred spirit in Oghren, as they look for Branka. Is suitably horrified by the Broodmother, and the Anvil. Destroys both. Crowns Bhelen.

8

Return to Redcliffe. Teagan still harping on about the ashes, SC adamantly refuses to chase a myth. Eamon dies. In the funeral, the party discuss the best they've ever had. SC further alienates Alistair by mocking him for a maid. Morrigan sleeps with him.

9

Dalish. SC is the nastiest dog in the forest, and butchers the wolves without mercy. Also winds up the elves, but it's kind of expected of him by now.

10

Denerim. Doesn't piss about, just marches up to the palace and pledges the forces to Loghain. Alistair is furious, and tries to assassinate him, SC kills him Wynne. Loghain takes them on, but is still very suspicious. No Landsmeet.

11

Horde marches on Redcliffe as the army moves to end the rebellion, find Redcliffe already sacked and destroyed. Loghain pushes a forced march back towards the capitol, and sees Denerim in flames.

12

SC moves through the city, killing spawn like there's no tomorrow! The men quickly learn to fear him over the spawn, and Loghain sees the path he's been heading down. The Archdemon, not wounded by Riordan, continues to evade capture until the mages bring in down into the Alienage. SC hacks it apart, putting his fear of fire to one side. There is one hell of an explosion, and all fades to black . . .

13

SC is alive, somehow. Most of the party vanish, but Oghren the dog remains. SC is made Commander of the Grey in Ferelden, Fergus shows up and demands Highever and justice. Howe, who reminds SC of Gregor (but smaller), accepts, and kills him. Anora tries to keep the throne, but the Landsmeet gives it to Loghain. Howe controls the north, Loghain the south, and SC just wants a fucking drink.

14

Amaranthine falls to Darkspawn, SC Howe go to sort it out. Nathaniel is found, and Delilah is dragged back home, kicking screaming. Anders is recruited, SC tracks the spawn to the Mother, ignoring all the other bullshit. That's Howe's job.

15

The Mother. Architect tries to appeal to SC's humanity, who of course, is all out of fucks to give, and kills him, and then kills the Mother. Howe meanwhile has taken Kal'Hirol and killed Velanna, avoiding the Blackmarsh. Anders Justice never meet.

16

Years pass, Howe dies via Crows after winding up too many people, and SC is a bitter, miserable drunk after retiring. Ferelden has changed dramatically from what it should have been, and is emerging as one of the great military powers in Thedas, despite not having much else. Orlais and the Chantry are less than welcome in Loghain's kingdom, while Anora remarried (Nathaniel) and popped a few sprogs. With Mages joining the army in return for freedom, the exalted march was stopped at the border, while the Wardens are a dying order as no-one bothered to collect Archdemon blood.

SC goes to his Calling with Oghren, both drunk and ready for one last hurrah.