Okay the reviews so far for the last episode are about the Pezberry scenes. So to explain.
One: the show mentions the word distraction 26 times in that episode and I wanted to provide my own version; Santana is a distraction for Rachel. Two: Santana gives her a lot of flirtatious looks. Three: I seen a spoiler picture for season 2 where Quinn beats down Santana and I wanted to give her a reason.
Also to those who follow this each week?/update/whatever...I want to say Thank you.
So here it is:
Episode 12.
Quinn put the car into park in a secluded location by the woods. She smiled at the girl sitting next to her. Rachel was wearing a navy top with a high neckline much to Quinn's disappointment but Rachel more than made up for it with her very short grey skirt matched with boots instead of knee high socks. Quinn loved how sexy Rachel's legs looked in them. She was salvating, just staring at them.
Rachel was blushing watching Quinn eye up her legs. "Quinn Fabray drooling is quite disgusting..." Quinn snapped out of her Rachel induced trance and quickly wiped the sides of her mouth and ducked her head in embarrassment. Rachel leaned in close to Quinn's ear and in a low husky voice she whispered "Luckily on you, it is very sexy."
Rachel kissed the sides of Quinn's mouth. The sensation made Quinn giggle and Rachel moved her hands to Quinn's sides and began to tickle the blonde. Quinn howled with laughter as she tried to playfully swat Rachel's hands away from her.
"Oh!" Quinn held her baby felt a pang from the inside. Rachel immediately stopped what she had been doing. "Oh no, did I hurt the baby. Quinn, I'm sorry. Are you okay? We should go to Dr. Wu just to be sure."
Quinn kissed Rachel sofly on her lips and then softly grabbed Rachel's left hand and placed it on her protrudding stomach. Rachel felt something hit her hand. Rachel felt shock course through her body. "Wow was that the baby?" That movement made Rachel suddenly realize just how real all of this was.
Quinn nodded and cried. "She kicked." Quinn smiled as tears fell down her cheeks. Rachel held Quinn's sides and lowered her head to Quinn's baby bump. "Heya baby. This is me...uh..." Rachel didn't know what to call herself. Quinn helped her out. "Baby, this is Mama Rachel." Rachel smiled widely and felt tears fall from her own eyes. The baby kicked again and Quinn laughed. "I think she likes you...I know I do." Quinn kissed Rachel softly leaving Rachel wanting more. Quinn looked at her watch and showed it to Rachel. "Quinn baby, we are gonna be late...step on it." Rachel put back on her seatbelt and helped Quinn click hers into place. Quinn turned the key in the ignition and set off for the first class that they were sure to be late for but they didn't care.
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"Where's Rachel." Kurt asked the room. "She not here yet." Finn replied simplily. "Perfect." Quinn leaned against the grand piano giving Kurt the death stare. She knew he had a form of hatred for both her and her beautiful, beautful girl. "Glee club stands on a delicate precipice. We have all felt the cold humilation of a slushie in the face but as of right now our relative amoninity as a club shields us from more severe persecutions...swirlies, patriotic wedgies..."
"What is a patriotic wedgie?" Mercedes asked the same question that was on Quinn's mind.
"It's when you hoist someone up the flagpole by their undies." Finn answered.
"Oddly it did make me feel more american." Quinn smiled at Artie. 'He is so sweet. Why would anyone do that to him. Especially in his condition. That is just cruel. Where is Rachel? It is not like her to miss on of these meetings. I hope she is okay. I miss her so much...I am so pathetic,'
"Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion that a yearbook photo wouldonly fuel the flames of anti glee club terror. I've done a little library research...Peter Gellar; glee club second tenor 1998, he can be seen here with a drawn on Hitler moustache and a rice patti hat." Quinn smirked and seen her ex fellow cheerios do the same. "Shortly after Mr Gellar had a nervous breakdown. He is now the homeless man who sleeps in front of the public library." Quinn knew immediately who he was taling about. "Patches?" Kurt nodded and repested the name for dramatic effect "Patches."
"He barks at my mom." Santana looked at Brittany taking in her adorable ditzy nature.
"Exhibit B, Tawni Peterson, Glee club class of 2000 seen here with a cartoon knife in her head in a macabra tableau that in four years would prove eerily presiont. I think I speak for all of us when I say not having to pose for a yearbook photo could very well be a blessing in disguise. I suggest not fighting Figgen's ruling."
"Oh hi guys. I see you are looking at old Thunderclaps." The teacher assured them he would get them a photo with all of their smiling faces.
Rachel quickly found out upon arriving at school that Glee club would not be getting a photo in the yearbook; The Thunderclap. She decided to skip Kurt's Gleemergency meeting in order to confront Principal Figgens about it. Rachel seen that Figgens was alrady talking to Mr Schuester about the matter.
"Now I suggest you select the good looking cheerleader." Rachel swelled up with pride. "Not the pregnant one" Pride was quickly replaced with anger. "and the quarterback for the photo as their faces are less likely to be scratched out with safety pins." 'Santana is hot for sure but; to quote Mercedes, Hell to the no if he thinks they can have the Glee club photo spot. I deserve it.'
"Mr Schuester I am very sorry to interupt, Principal Figgen as you very well may know this is my first year in Glee club and I have just been informed that New Directions has not been afforded a year book photo. As you might expect my two gay dads have a very close relationship with our local branch of the ACLU and if it's up to me I'm gonna-" Mr Schuester sopped her tyraid "Beat you to the punch Rachel. It is all good we are in the yearbook." Rachel beamed a smile at both men. "Fantastic. Thank you very much." Before leaving the office happy that she had succeeded.
Rachel went to the library and looked up last years Thunderclap. She looked at all the clubs she was involved in. 'Make fun of me all you want but school pictures are evrything to me. They're great practice for getting photographed by the paprazzi. Invasive as the press may be stars are dependant on them for their fame and I feel I must be prepared. In order to do so I join every club I possibly can. I know you're thinking that I am just joining all these clubs to give off the apperance that I am involved, known to exist but Glee club is different. I really love glee and I believe in what we stand for. We've come from behind, dismissed and ridiculed but we've made something of ourselves. Something I am proud to be a part of, something I want to be remembered for.' Rachel walked out of the library she didn't see Quinn but Quinn saw her.
Quinn was sitting with Santana and Brittany who were defacing last years mock UN yearbook photo. Brittany drew over Rachel's photo but Santana was drawing hearts and then scribbling them out as she twiddled with her hair.
'I miss my Cheerio's uniform. It made me feel safe; contained. You know when I was feeling left out, at least I looked like I was a part of something. ' Santana left with Brittany to go to a quick workout with Becky who needed some help with the cheers. Quinn sat along in the library and flicked through all the pictures of Rachel and couldn't help but giggle at Rachel's involvement in the 'Black Student Union' photo. She stopped feeling good once she seen the Cheerio's six page spread. That miserable feeling came pouring back. 'I want my children to be able to look back at thesebooks and see who I was, make them proud! Not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course. The ones I'll have when I'm married and ready. I might not look like the head Cheerio anymore but I'm still her on the inside. I'm done playing the victim when that Cheerio's picture is taken for the yearbook, I'm gonna be in it and back on the squad whether Sue Slyvester likes it or not!' Quinn slammed the old yearbook shut and left the library happy that she wasn't going have a self pity party for the god only know how many days in a row.
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"I want to be chosen for the glee club photo. Mr Figgins said only two could be in it. Do you want to join me." Rachel said suggestively as she lay down on her bed with her elbows propped up on the bed. Quinn smiled back at her. "I am not getting in a photo with just the two of us...my hormornes will make me do things that I shouldn't do in public."
"What about if I ask Santana?" Rachel teased. Quinn moved closer to Rachel and in one swift motion Quinn was straddling the brunette. "Don't even dare ask Santana." The blonde kissed Rachel and rachel completely forgot about Santana.
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Kurt was learning the scales in Glee when Rachel snuck up beside him. "Kurt, I have just come up with a fantastic idea for a club that would officially make me the most involved student in the whole school. I want to start a GayLesbAll." Kurt looked at her like she was a smart Finn. "I'm Sorry."
"A gay Lesbian alliance...A Gay Lesb All!" Kurt shook his head and walked away. 'Did Rachel Berry just come out to me? It would make sense...what straight woman under 40 wears a pants-suit? Her and Quinn would be cute together but Quinn is so all american...Awh! One can dream...she needs to leave Finn...and if they dated eachother then that knocks out the competition.'
Quinn was sitting in the corner of the room reading. She had seen Rachel approach the feminine guy who had been mean to her in the past. Did she just hear Rachel say GayLesball? 'Rachel baby, Shut the hell up!"
"Alright guys I have some good news. Glee club gets a photo in the Thunderclap! Yeah. It is gonna show everyone at this school that Glee club is on it's way up. When we win Regional's those claps are going to become collectors items. All of your classmates are going to be begging for your autographes. But I had to comprimise to do it. We only get a quarter page in the back which means that we have to pick two team captains to appear in the photo. So tomorrow we are gonna put it to a vote. Exciting huh! Alright."
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Quinn was checking herself out in the mirror when she seen legs crawl through the basement window. she recognised those beautifully perfect pins.
"What are you doing here?" Quinn asked pulling Rachel into the room. Rachel smoothed out her hair and her skirt before answering. "I came here to see you." She said simply. "What if Carol or Finn catches us? Or caught you sneaking in? We got to be careful."
Rachel waved her hand in a blaisse manner. "I just saw them leave. Finn was driving. Do you think that he thinks sexy thoughts when he is driving...because of the whole everytime he almosts...he thinks about driving with his mother and how he hit that poor unfortunate postal service worker?" Rachel sat on the foot of Quinn's make shift bed.
Quinn shook her head and smirked at her girl. "A better question is why were you talking about Gay and Lesbian alliances to Kurt?" Rachel blushed. "Well I am gay and he is too and technically I could get another photo in the yearbook...you will vte for me won't you?" Quinn beamed at her Baby. How could she stay mad at her when she was being so cute. "Yes, of course I will."
"Good because I have another question; Quinn why are you wearing that?" Rachel asked her girlfriend for the second time looking at Quinn in her red Cheerio's uniform. It was tight across Quinn's breasts and her stomach but Rachel could not help but think hot beautiful Quinn looked. Her hair was shimmering and was down resting on her shoulders and her skin was extremely radiant and her eyes popped more than they usually did.
"I want to get my photo in with the rest of the Cheerio's. I belong there." Quinn said channeling her Head Bitch in Charge attitude. Rachel sighed deeply and caught her breathe. "You look so beautiful...more than usual...which seems impossible..." Rachel kissed Quinn with so much passion, the blonde felt her knees buckle. A happy side effect to a Rachel Berry kiss. Quinn was kissing her back with just as much passion when she heard a rusty engine come to a stop and then seen shoes pass by the very same window her gorgoeus girlfriend had just shimmied through.
"Shit that's Finn. Quick hide." Rachel looked around the room before deciding that under the bed would be the ideal hiding spot. Finn came in the room and sat on the bed causing the mattress to crush Rachel into the carpet.
"Hey Quinn how are you feeling?" Quinn tried to wipe off the rest of Rachel's lipgloss of the outside of her lips before she continued. "Um, I'm fine. When is dinner?" Quinn wanted to distract him. "Uh, in like an hour. Wanna make out?"
Rachel could feel the anger rise up in her chest. Quinn hated that Racel had to hear that. "Um, no not really...I'm tired, very tired...glee and...the baby really wearing me out..." Quinn fake yawned to add dramatic effect. Finn smiled and shrugged his shoulders. "No worries...I'm going to go play Halo, see you later Q." He ascended up the stairs.
"I would not give up that easily." Rachel smirked at Quinn as she got out from her hiding place. "Ew, Quinn you cannot stay here. This bed could hurt our...the baby...just come live with me." Rachel pouted at Quinn. "I would love too but it would be too suspicious. You better go before they catch you." Rachel kissed Quinn goodbye and climbed out of the window and headed home.
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The next say in Glee club Rachel sat in front of Quinn who was wearing a blue and yellow dress and anytime Rachel turned to look behind her she caught a glimpse of Quinn's blue silky panties and it made her feel more excited than she was.
"Looks like everyone voted for Rachel including Rachel but we need two captains guys." Quinn didn't want anyone to steal Rachel's thunder. A solo picture would be just what Rachel needed to get her to stop suggesting GayLesbAll. "Why two? We are fine with having Rachel represent us in the Thunderclap by herself." Rachel beamed. She was so happy. "We would actually prefer it." Kurt added.
After a talk with Mr Schuester where he suggested the co-captain to be more of a luientenant type. rachel was in but nobody would help her. Mercedes said that she was celebrating quanza early, Artie made a very valid point about stomach rolls and even Brittany who unbeknown to Rachel, was mad at her because Santana called out Rachel's name during sex. Rachel desperately asked Finn as her last hope. He agreed after a little persuassion.
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Early the next morning Rachel asked Quinn to help her find a cute outfit. Quinn picked out a grey dress and began to curl Rachel's hair. Rachel loved how gentle Quinn was being with her brunette locks.
Later that morning however, even though Rachel thought Finn how to smile and never thought that he would stand her up she stood by the blue back drop and she knew he wasn't gonna show up.
"Can we shake a leg?"
"Alright I'm fine. I'll do this by myself." The photographer took the photo of an unready Ms. Berry. "I insist on only been shot on my left side." He took 3 pictures of a sad Rachel. "I'm sorry I need to see your teeth. it's kinda my job here." Rachel was upset that she had been stood up. "I'm sorry...I'm upset my co-captain bailed and I'm sorry I just need a minute." rachel got up to leave but looked at herself in the mirror and seen all the hard work Quinn had put in to make sure she looked good. 'Snap out of this. Stop being defined by what other people think of you. Or how they disappoint you. It is lonely at the top. You know is that song about overcoming professional and personal disappointments. When you're smiling, when your smiling the whole world smiles with you. Quinn had taught me that technique."
"I'm ready." Rachel took her photo but the photographer said that he was in a hurry to cast a commercial and Rachel got the entire Glee club a role in the production.
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"I would like to call this Glee Club meeting to order. Oh Finn nice of you to show." Rachel said furiously as he entered the room.
"I'm sorry, the guys were harrassing me in the locker room and said that they would make me chose between a Hitler moustache or buck teeth and I can't rock either look." Rachel could not believe this guy. She shook her head in disbelief while Quinn shot death stares his way.
"Do you think I have a potato head." He asked Quinn who just rolled her eyes and looked in the direction of Rachel.
"I realise now that all of you just think Glee club is just a joke and you're convinced we can't win and you're content to sit idle by until Figgins cancels the club. Well I'm about to present to you the rare opportunity to become stars." Rachel beamed and Quinn wanted to know why. "How?" "We have all been cast in a local commercial." Quinn loved the smile and the way Rachel jutted out her jaw. "Are you serious." "Yes Finn. While the rest of you were worrying about your apperance in this school. I have landed Glee Club it's first big break. Simply put making us all celebrities and nobody messes with celebrities or defaces their pictures." "Whats the commercial?" Tina asked the diva.
"Hold onto your hats and get ready to sell...Mattresses." Everyone got excited. Quinn smirked and began to think up a hot scenario with her and rachel being locked in the mattress shop and deciding to do it on every mattress in the place. Quinn needed an ice cold shower. The idea of a naked sweaty Rachel with her legs wide open laying in a public place was such a turn on for Quinn.
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The next day they all doned their blue pajamas costumes and waited for the store GM to meet with them before thay shot the commercial/
"Alright guys we are very excited to have you here. We here at Mattress Land believe that mattress aren't just for sleeping and fornicating anymore." Rachel looked back at Quinn both of them were smirking. "We believe that buying and affordable Mattress should be fun."
They did the commercial for Mattress land but rather than sticking to the fake script they instead performed Jump by Van Halen on giant mattresses.
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Quinn decided if she was going to confront Sue it was better late than never.
"The Cheerio's photo is tomorrow and I want back on that squad." Quinn demanded. "Oh is that what you want. Well what I wanted was a head cheerleader who wasn't gonna hoist her legs behind her ears in the backseat of the first station wagon she could jimmy open, throwing away any chance she ever had in life." Did Sue care about her?
"It would be good for the school show that apperances don't matter. sometimes people have to deal with a little adversity. I learned that in Glee club." Sue told her that their commercial was the reason they would be disqualified stating that "They sure did step in it."
Quinn watched Sue as she scribbed in her stupid journal. She showed up in Sue's office in her Cheerio's uniform.
She blackmailed Sue on reinstating the Glee club status and made her give up on of the Cheerio's six pages.
Quinn stood next to Rachel for her photo they even hugged after.
This hurt to write...not as good as the last chapter. Can't wait to write Sectional but it is actually six in the morning and I would like to sleep.