Okay guys I am so so so sorry. My laptop broke and I had to wait for a new one to be delivered...it took forever.
So I have had a lot of ideas for the next couple of episodes and the ones in season 2.
So Finally:
Episode 17:
Sue Slyvester was dancing to "Physical" on a clip on Kurt's laptop. They all couldn't hold back the laughter at seeing the image. Finn decided to post the video on Youtube after Jesse egged the group on saying that needed act more like Badasses.
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The beautiful couple lay on Rachel's bed. Quinn was resting her head on Rachel's stomach while the brunette ran her finger through the shimmering blode locks before her. They lay together content from just being in extreme proximity with each other.
"Do you mind if I call for a pizza I have a really bad craving?" Quinn asked and Rachel couldn't help but smile. She handed the blonde her pink bedazzled cell and told her where the delivery menus where after Quinn insisted that she could call them herself.
Quinn left the room to get the delivery menu and after the order for a pepperoni and anchovies pizza was taken care of the pregnant teen made her way back upstairs but not before going throught Rachel's inbox.
All the texts were from Greg (Quinn's alter ego), Rachel's dads, Jesse and Santana. Quinn could not believe Rachel had kept those sexts. She checked just to sure and there they were. Still there. 'Why would she keep these? I know she said she has that crush but...uh! She is mine.' She confronted her girlfriend when she returned to the room.
"So uh, I went to your inbox and, uh, I found sexts from a certain Cheerio to be very interesting."
"Well, you know I would never delete your sexy texts." Rachel purred kneeling on the bed.
"Apparantly you don't delete any sexy texts, I found the ones from Santana on here too." Quinn threw the phone onto Rachel's bed. Quinn looked both furious and hurt. Rachel sighed and climbed off the bed and moved close to the pregnant blonde.
"I-I...I'm sorry but what do want from me?" The brunette exasperated.
"I want to know why my girlfriend has sexy text messages from Santana; the girl that she told me she has a crush on, still on her phone?" The pregnancy hormones were making tears well up in Quinn's eyes.
"I like the attention okay...she is one of the hottest girls in school and the whole she-is-so-slutty-she-can-have-anyone-but-she-wants-me thing is hot...I'm sorry. I'll delete them." With that Rachel took her phone and deleted the messages from the Latina and showed her phone to Quinn. She chuckled lightly and kissed Quinn on her nose.
"It meant nothing...I love you...come on sweetheart you know that I am so madly in love with you." Rachel kissed Quinn and smiled. "You know that I love you." Rachel said playfully as she trailed kisses from Quinn's jaw to her chin and then to her collarbone. The blonde arched her head back.
Both girls jumped when the doorbell rang as Quinn's pizza arrived.
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That night Quinn came up with a plan that would make Santana look like JewFro. She just needed a laptop but thanks to her dad's hatred she had none. So the blonde woke up bright and early the next morning and headed to the school's computer labs. She typed up a glee list ranking the most slutty member. 'Rachel wants slutty. I'll show her slutty.' She posted it on Rachel's locker knowing that she was the only one in as early as she was. No one else was meant to see forgot the flaw in her plan. With her in school there was no one to pick up Rachel. Puck found the Glist and posted it on the noticeboard.
That morning Mr Schuester was called to Principal Figgens office after Sue found a Glee list with a ranking of the most promiscious members of the the glee club. Quinn was number 1 with Santana following her and Puck right behind. Rachel was at the very bottom with a minus five. Will expected it was Sue after she posted that list last year that ranked the ugliest gingers but the password code used to make the glist was "glee club". He confronted his Glee Club.
"Who did it?" Quinn is sitting behind Rachel. She was staring at those brown luscious locks getting lost in thoughts of running her fingers through it. "This is serious Principal Figgens is threathning to disband the glee club."
Santana stopped filing her nails. "Why are we playing this game. We all know it was Puck." The Latina spit out. 'Hell, if she thinks I'm the one who did this. I bet she thinks it's me...damn Puck.' "Back off I didn't do squat." Puck says defiantly. Rachel felt anger toward him. He made out that Quinn, her Quinn, was a slut. Quinn was not a slut she was her beautiful angel and the fact that he tried to make the entire school seem differently made Rachel want to kill the mohawked punk. "Then why is your girlfriend at the top of the list?" Tina asked.
"And why am I last? Aside from the fact that I refused to have sex with you." Rachel fumed at him. 'Am I really that ugly that I would be put on the bottom?' Rachel worried. 'Hopefully that keeps Santana, Puck and even that Jesse kid away...they don't want a girl who doesn't put out.' Quinn smirked.
Mr Schuester tried to step in "Okay enough, no one is accussing anyone of anything but seriously Puck did you do it?"
"I said no. I'm a deliquent, I like setting stuff on fire and beating people I don't know but I am no liar. I'll say it again. I didn't do it."
"Alright here is the importantpoint between this and posting Sue Slyvester's personal video on Youtube you guys are getting a pretty bad reputation." The Glee Club director told the twelve students sitting before him.
"Why is that a bad thing? Maybe if we seem more dangerous people will stop flushing my glasses down the toilet." Rachel looked at Quinn and both girl shared a pitying look for Artie.
"Look things are hard right now I get it. You are under a lot of pressure with Regionals coming up and I know winning Sectionals hasn't had the popular effect on your popularity that a lot of you thought it would." Will began handing out sheet music. "But becoming what you despise is not the answer."
"Man, this song is whack." Mercedes announced making some people giggle.
"No it is not. It's a terrific song on a long list of top hits that because of time or some bad press has become a joke and like you guys it's time to start rehabilitating it's bad reputation. The assignment for the next week is to find a song like this and mine them for for what works and make them great again and thn hopefully you can apply this musical lesson to your own lives."
"Ice ice..."
Vanilla Ice's 'Ice Ice Baby' was the song that her teacher chose to perform. Rachel watched another musical number where Mr Schuester rapped and what she hated was that she was enjoying it. 'Look at my pregnant baby dance...she is so adorable but how can she even look at me. I placed a negative number in a quota of the hottest and okay technically it was most sexually promscious...why is my girl number one? Oh my God...Quinn must flirt with alot of guys...well I can have guys drooling over me.'
Rachel hatched a plan but she needed the help of the AV club. The brunette decided to ask Artie for help. "I need to enlist the services of the AV club"
"What do you have in mind?" Artie asked the beautiful brunette.
"My shame at appearing so low on the glist has made me re-evalute my image at this school and beyond. I've now realised that in today's culture of bad boy athlethes and celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation is no good at all, Artie, you know how our Glee Club assingnment was to find a song with a bad reputation and rehabilitate it? Well mine is going to get down and dirty."
Artie was hoping that Rachel was looking at his face because even picturing Sue was not working. He had to stop her. "I'm gonna stop you. You had me at sex tape. How can I help?"
Rachel smirked and walked behind him and began to push his chair in the direction of the AV club. "Hold onto your hat because Rachel Berry is going to become musically promiscuios.
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Rachel found Puck and invited him over to her house. He agreed. Next was to find Finn. She found him by his locker muttering about a spanish book. She snuck up to him.
"Finn, have you thought of a song for the bad reputation project?" Finn smiled a dopey smile at the girl. "I am still with Jesse." Rachel said wanting to make it clear that she wasn't interested in hooking up with him. "but you and I sing really well together and I could really use a good leading man." Finn nodded.
"Cool, yeah, I'm in Rachel."
Rachel spun on her heels clutching her folder as she walked away from the boy smiling. Next was Santana and of course Brittany.
Rachel walked into the Cheerio's locker room. It still smelt the same as that time she and Quinn had, well lets just say, fun times. She smirked as her mind began to wander back.
Quinn had just finished Cheerio's practice. Rachel hid in the private showers, hoping beyond hope that Quinn got her text otherwise she was standing naked in a school shower for nothing. Even if it was spotless. She heard a knock on the shower door.
"Occupied." She said loudly.
"I was hoping it would be." She would recognise that husky voice anywhere. Rachel flung open the door and pulled a sweaty Cheerio clad Quinn into the shower. "Oh my god." was all the blonde could say to the naked girl in front of her and soon she would be screaming it.
"Like what you are seeing. This is for Cheerio's only. Did you become a Cheeio?" Brittany asked with an air of confusion about her question. "What...no...I-I-I was just going to ask could you and Santana help me with my bad reputation project?"
"And why would we help you?" Brittany asked but Santana came up behind the blonde Cheerio and wrapped her arms around the blonde's shoulders. "What can we help you with Berry." She asked polietly.
"I need angels for my video and I thought that it would be ironic to have the two fiercest girls play them so I came to ask you two." Santana beamed. "Well we are pretty badass. Sure but why didn't you ask Quinn she was number one on the Glist?"
"Quinn...uh...well I needed two and uh...you two are a pair...so uh...I will see you tomorrow for filming." The Cheerios walked out the door passing Rachel as they went. "I know why." Brittany whispered to Rachel on her way out the door.
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That night Puck came over to Rachel's house. She still hated him but she needed him to make Quinn see her as sexy so she knew that she had to be flirty but she didn't know how to kick it off with Quinn it was easy. "D'ya know that when we dated the rest of the school gave us a nickname? Puckleberry." 'God that was lame.'
"That's humilating" was all Puck had to say. Rachel had to kick it up a notch.
"The fact is slumming it with me actually improved your reputation. It gave you a sense of humanity."
"Wait do you want to date again? I was wondering why you invited me here." Puck mused.
"As you know I'm taken but I could use some assitance. Help me with my song for Glee Club. I-I might be the last chance you have to salvage what's left of your reputation and stay in Glee. besides you need a song that's gonna express your inner pain."
Puck was interested and Rachel could see it in his eyes. "So what song do you want to do for your assignment?"
"I have chosen David Geddes faqntastically terrible '70s top 10 hit "Run Joey Run". It's a story song so we get to play parts. I'm gonna play the tragic heroine who dies in the end a la Nicole kidman in Moulin Rouge and you can play thre hunky heroic male lead."
"Do I get to kill you?" 'Why does he say that with hope in his voice?'
"No actually my dad shoots me with a shotgun." Puck sighes and sits on Rachel's bed. "Do you think I made the Glist? Honestly?" "Well it does sound like something you would do."
"God, I am so tired of people judging me for a few mistakes. I try to be a good guy. I go to school and I say 'Be cool Puck, Be nice.' but by 2nd period I've got a fire extingusher in my hands and I am spraying some dweeb with it and I don't know how I got there."
Rachel wants to suggest that he take anger management classes but then realised that she does the same thing with her criticisms. The brunette sat next to him. "I understand. Yeah, I sit in Glee Club and I watch a couple of imperfect performances and a litany of criticisms builds up inside me like a volcano and I keep telling myself to hold it in but it just comes bursting out. Granted I am generally right but it doesn't do much for my reputation."
Puck grins leeringly. "It does suck when you do that." He leaned in closer to the diva.
"So, uh, how do you think we can get people to see us differently?" Puck looks at her with a scared look but moves even closer. "I don't know." he says dumbly. He goes to kiss her but Rachel shudders. It is bad enough that she has to kiss Jesse.
"I ca- I can't do this." She pushed him off her. "You know whoever made the Glist is probably gonna put you at number 1 when they find out that you cheated on that Jesse kid with me...Besides Jesse will never fully nderstand what it means to be a Jew." Puck tried to kiss her again. Rachel felt her skin crawl but she needed him. She knew if she slapped him or called him names that he would leave se needed to let him down gently.
No...I-I am ironically turned on by your bad boy image but I think we should keep this professional" Rachel told him. He wanted to leave but she managed to persuade him.
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"Hey Berry that dress is hot." Santana said smiling. "It is a white flowy gown. The same one you are wearing." Rachel pointed out to the Cheerio. "I know why do you think I said it was hot." Brittany came around the corner and linked her pinky with Santana's. "We are going to shoot everybody's scenes seperately." Rachel told Finn, Santana and Brittany.
Once they had finished and Rachel was sure Finn had disappeared she called Puck to the film his scenes. Puck left straight after he was done because even though hanging with Rachel helped his reputation, he was pretty sure that slumming it with Artie and lauren and the other AV geeks would pretty much ruin him. 20 minutes after Puck left Jesse showed up and Artie couldn't help but giggle at how good of a job Rachel had done playing those guys.
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Mr Schuester decided he had to investigate who made the Glist so he called all glee member to his office for private sessions.
Quinn was getting anxious and nervous. She hadn't seen Rachel the night before and Puck went out with some girl which meant that she had spent the last night trying to think of ways to get out of activities that Mrs. Puckerman had planned for the two of them.
"Rachel did it." Quinn told the teacher. Think about it. I stole..." her heart "the guy she is in love with then I stole the guy she dated to get over the guy she was in love with and I am kinda a bitch to her."
"Just doesn't seem like Rachel." Mr Schuester told the pregnant teen.
"She has gone behind your back before and I mean who is to say that there is only one culprit...you know it could of been Puck he said that he wanted to get Rachel back and his way of flirting is to be mean." 'He will never think it was Rachel. This plants the seeds for Puck...' Quinn left the teacher's office feeling happy that she had made her point.
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Rachel was kissing Quinn's neck lingering on certain spots making Quinn's entire body shudder with arousal. Quinn was clutching fistfuls of Rachel's sheets as a tongue swirled against her skin. "Baby...you need to stop...I am...too turned on...please stop..." Rachel pouted and looked into the blonde's eyes.
"Why...whats wrong?" Quinn managed an embarrassed smile. "Your dad is downstairs and with the baby I know that I won't be able to keep quiet if we go any future." Rachel grinned at the answer and snuggled up next to Quinn.
"Did you hear about Mr schue being a manwhore apparently he sleeps with anything that moves." Quinn told Rachel.
"Yeah, I heard he slept with Shelby Corcoran...you know that really beautiful coach of Vocal Adrenialine...and April...the one who looks like Glenda...from Wicked..."
Quinn chuckled to herself. "She does look like her. So what did Schue say to you during your investigation?"
"Nothing much...he was hot though..." Quinn lips curled downwards but Rachel's did the opposite."I'm kidding, I'm kidding." The blonde perked up and pulled Rachel's body closer to hers.
"I can't wait for you to see my Glee presentation tomorrow."
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Mr Schuester warned the Glee club before Rachel's presenation that the Glist issue was in Pricipal Figgin's jurisdiction and that someone should come forward.
When nobody came forward Mr Schester decided to continue with the class.
"Rachel how about you show us your bad reputation project." Rachel bounced to the front of the white screen. 'Man, she is beyond adorable...I am so lucky.'
"I would like to say a few words first, though I understand that a motion picture should stand on it's own . I do realise that some of you are not well versedin the complex vocabulary of the filmic arts. I expec that this video will go over the heads of our less cultured team mates. So let me just say that I hope you enjoy my Bad Reputation."
Rachel sat back down. The video played and when Quinn seen Puck on screen with her bab she shot him a glare. She felt herself get more and more jealous as the video went on. All the guys (minus Brittany) that she worried Rachel would leave her for were with her in the video of that terrible song that Rachel sang wonderfully.
The song ended and after the boys beraded Rachel the blonde knew where she would be.
"Seriously we need a new place." Quinn announced in the first floor ladies bathroom. "Rachel smiled and wiped her eyes. "I'm sorry about the video I just...I wanted to be seen as hot...you deserve a hot girlfriend."
"I have one...that's why I put her at the bottom of the Glist so boys would keep away."
Rachel looked shocked at how casual Quinn's confession had come out. "You...you made the Glist!"
"Yes...I got jealous of Santana and I wanted to make you be jealous for me...but damn that video...I'm sorry I never meant to hurt you..." Rachel held her girlfriend's face in her palm. "But why put yourself number one?" Rachel asked in a caring tone.
"You said that Santana's sluttiness was a turn on." Rachel shook her head and kissed Quinn's cheek. "Your beauty...not just your physical beauty but the beauty of your mind and your heart is the biggest turn on. I am so terribly in love with you Quinn Fabray and I need you to stop being so insecure about my feelings for you."
Quinn smiled and couldn't help but kiss her girlfriend not caring if they went too far.
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Mr Schuester eventually found out it was Quinn who posted the Glist. She gave him falke reasons but she soon realised that they might have been reasons in and of themselves.
Jesse broke it off with Rachel telling her "Do me a favour, if we end up next to each other at Ballet club this week just to your arabesques and picques in silence. Don't talk to me."
'That was really gay. Great now I have to find a new beard!'
Mr Schuester picked "Total Eclipse of the Heart£ as a solo for Rachel she belted it out as she thought of ideas for her new beard.
And that's what you MISSED leat time on Glee.
Okay I know that it sucked but I think that is because I am rusty. Review and tell me what you thought. Seriously it helps.