I felt like my world ended right there after hearing Smoker's words. I mean I am just a normal guy and not an Idiot/monster/made out of rubber to be able to survive Garp's training. Why does this have to happen, I don't know what to do. As I stood there without saying anything thinking about a suitable response.
Afterall I can't just say that I quit and leave the Marines, I should n't know about his training method according to common sense."What the hell am I suppose to do with this goddamn situation"(I say we run away during night-time)"that seems to be the only available option"
Smoker- Look at you daydreaming so are you satisfied with this Captain of yourssays while hiding his evil intentions.
Easy- I am extremely honored to be given the 'Opportunity' to be trained by the bestI say while cursing Smoker inwardly.(don't be impulsive and up doing something which you might regret afterward)"good thing that I am very good at hiding my emotions".
Seeing me so pleased Smoker was getting even more pleased with himself for doing this"I am a genius"
Smoker- you don't look as pleased as I thought you would, you should know that this is already finalhe says and starts shaking his shoulders?...(WTF!).
As I see his odd behavior of trying to stop himself from laughing, I grit my teeth in anger(inside) and put on an annoyingly pleased smile on my face(goddamn, my serious image)
Easy- I am feeling so lucky that I have 0 words to describe my feelings
Finally, it seems Smoker was not able to hold back his laughter after seeing me smiling and burst into a loud laugh like he is enjoying himself watching his favorite (comedy)web series.
Easy- Why are you laughing so hard Captain?(he didn't seem like the type but he can laugh)"I thought he had a cactus in his pants throughout the show".
So after laughing to his hearts contents(about a minute)"I knew it, he was not the type, something must have triggered him" he calms down and starts to speak.
Smoker- I must say sorry for the words I am about to say hopefully you will forgive mesuddenly he becomes serious and says to me.
Is he going to tell me about the hellish training of Garp and say that he agreed because I angered him yesterday or saying that he did all this on the spur of the moment? (I won't forgive you, you bastard!)
Easy- I don't understand what you are saying, Captain
Smoker- what I am trying to say is that you are not going to get trained by V.A.Garp, it was just a jokehe says apologetically to me.
"hahahaha I knew it I can't believe I fell for that, I was thinking of changing my name from Easy to Extreme"(I have Plot armor!)
Easy- I didn't think you were the type to play with someone's feelings Captain I say to him while sounding hurt and making him realize what has he done and that he could have hurt someone's feeling by being an Idiot. He looks a bit guilty(probably because he is a good person) but he has hell to pay"HAHAHAHA".
Smoker- I didn't realize what I was doing after I have done it. so, I can only ask for forgiveness
Easy- So that whole thing was just a big lie and you never contacted the Marine Headquarters?
Smoker- No, just the part about you being trained by a big figure
Easy- So what was the actual response of the Headquarters after they received your report
Smoker- After receiving your info they gave the instruction of allowing you into the elite training academy at the Headquarters where you will be tested/trained to be a marine
It seems that I am out of the worst situation and I will be safe at the headquarters for some time I just need to ask some question about this elite academy as it was never mentioned in the OnePiece
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Easy- What is the duration of the Academy and when will I be going there Captain
Smoker- the time period will be 2 years and you will be departing in about a months time till then you can ask me about the academy and I will be teaching you basic combat training like fist fighting, gun fighting. sword fighting and starting tomorrow you will be joining the other Marines in their practice.
Easy- Alright Captain, I will be going then and before I forget to mention I am telling your Joke to Cheif Petty Officer Tashihi, I am sure she will laugh to hear a joke that can make you laugh I say while going towards the door (YOU ARE EVIL but I like it).
Smoker- you! what do you want?!hohoho never thought I will see Smoker getting flustered "females are really the nemesis of good men"
Easy- easy I want you to take care of my smoking and provide me with cigarettes and light for the time while I am here and for my trip too(you are a genius my boy)
Smoker- Fine! I except but not a single word to tashigi, Deal?
Easy- Deal!