Enjoy! I'll probably just do five chapters of the book per chapter. I 3 reviews! Sorry. Some chapters are skipped if they lack Leo funnyness.
Disclaimer: I ain't Rick.
Chapter VI
"So Beckendorf was pretty popular? I mean- before he blew up?"
Hey, look, it's the Hephaestus Bunch!
"Well, all right! I hear this is the party cabin!"
"Cool, I always wanted a sister who could beat me up."
"Monster-fighting class. Yeah, I already got my black belt in that."
Chapter X
"I mean... Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let's do this."
Chapter XI
She's got makeup! It's a miracle!
"And whoever you are, I'm gonna faceplant you hard, Leo-style."
Chapter XII
"It's a trap, bronze brain; they're trying to catch you."
Why no crispy critter? (Yeah, I know this isn't exactly Leo, it is Leo's thought of what Festus was thinking, but who cares!)
"Rusty brain, man."
Chapter XVI
"It's cool! Don't shoot!"
"People of Earth, I come in peace!"
"Well, I got you a class-A metallic flying bad boy!"
Hope you enjoyed! More soon!- Abby;)