More Leo! Enjoy!
Chapter XVII(LOL- Loads of Leo!)
He thought his cabinmates were going to bust a lug nut.
Besides, he had a fire-breathing, only slightly leaky dragon on his side. What could go wrong?
"Shut up, me."
"Nothing, long night. I think I'm hallucinating. It's cool."
You said something about catching wind, or breaking wind, or something?"
"His name is Boreas? What is he, the God of Boring?"
"Can we just call them storm spirits?" Leo asked. "Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks." (This one's for you, Athena333)
"I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny."
"So … giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the time to bring up my psycho babysitter."
"Dirt Woman fully awake? Not something I want to see."
Well, that sounded fun! Leo had seen Tía Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes, and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Greatidea.
Chapter XVIII LOL
"Tell me that's Quebec and not Santa's workshop."
Let's have some manners here, boys. Can I at least find out who has the honor of destroying me?"
"That was almost three sentences, man! Way to go."
"Fix the thermostat in here, and I would totally move in."
"No, man. You gotta stop with the destroy talk. Just wait."
"Watch and learn, beauty queen."
"Ta-da!" he announced. "The world's heaviest carry-on bag!"
If it bothers you that much, I don't have to take the dragon as carry-on—"
"Friendly blacksmith, no harm to anyone!"
"You mean like in a good way: you'll shower him with fabulous prizes?"
he had to get next to that girl and ask her some important questions—like her e-mail address and phone number.
And that gorgeous girl scared him more, even if he still wanted her number.
Chapter XX
"What happened up there? You made her mad? Is she mad at me too? Guys, that was my prom date!"
Chapter XXII
"Not coooooool!"
"Ow, bro! That's my back! I'm not a sofa!"
"I can summon just about any regular tool out of the pockets, plus some other helpful stuff. Breath mint?"
"Wait, what was that godly healing stuff they fed you at camp—Rambo food?"
"Ah, I got duct tape and breath mints. I'll be fine,"
Chapter XXIII (Somewhat LOL)
Of all the places to crash, a line of Porta-Potties would not have been his first choice.
"Oh, Festus, what the heck?"
Jason and Piper got to visit the throne room. Leo got to wait in the lobby with Cal, the demigod of hockey and major head injuries.
Hey, guess what, guys? I might destroy the world!
Then there was Khione. Dang, that girl was fine.
"Gimme the biggest hammer you got."